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Permalink Reply by LMS on July 25, 2008 at 10:06pm

I went to school with her, that's my "HOMEGIRL"

^^^ Heard that sh!t before!

rainonme said:

-I didn't drive so I had to wait on everybody else to leave the party and I was ready to go.
-Who is this? I lost my phone and numbers
-I dropped my phone in the toilet and had to go to sprint to get a new one and the numbers out my phone.
-I went to school with her, that's my "HOMEGIRL"
-I did call you, it went straight to voicemail and you know I don't like leaving voicemails
-I'm going out of town this weekend, I'm not going to have service where I will be

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Permalink Reply by LMS on July 25, 2008 at 10:17pm

1. I've only done that with one other person (yeah, in like the last month! damn liar!)
2. I'm gonna take you to the Sun Dial( That's for the ATLiens)
3. So & So (usually some atlanta rapper) is my cousin/ I rap with him
4. She's just my friend! ( That's after one of my peers found a big @ss pic of another chick in her car, oh, yeah and the girl went to our school too!)
5. I didn't know you were feeling me like that ( that's after you've had the conversation with this ninja about the two of you officially being a couple & he has introduced you to his mother!)
6. I had to do something for my job, DO YOU knwo how much they paid me to do that??!
7. How much is your rent, cause the overtime I just put in can pay your rent (that's after he shows up 2hrs late)
8. I'm stuck with my momma (ok, I did hear her in the background talkin' $hit! lol).
9. My mom said I should spend time more time with my family.
10. I was sleep when you called (but you forgot you told me you work better at that time, plus you normally call me around that time)

Why do they lie?! Don't they know women remember every word that came out of their mouth! Hell I can recall my 1st conversation with ppl!

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Permalink Reply by Renee on July 26, 2008 at 1:53am

-"I live with my parents..." (when God already knows I checked his home information online and I know his wife co-signed on his lease)
-"I fell asleep so I couldn't call you back."
-"I'm single/not in a relationship... how's your boyfriend" (all in the same wack sentence!)
-"She's just a friend. I never saw her as more than that..."
-"I'm broke" (honey CPAs don't go broke. I'm smarter than that)
-"I know you loved it... you loved it right?"

I've heard a million excuses and lies. The list could go on forever...

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Permalink Reply by SugarBrownGirl on July 27, 2008 at 1:00pm

"Those are my cousins" aka his kids
The battery in my phone 'OVER CHARGED"
I got locked out

Renee said:

-"I live with my parents..." (when God already knows I checked his home information online and I know his wife co-signed on his lease)
-"I fell asleep so I couldn't call you back."
-"I'm single/not in a relationship... how's your boyfriend" (all in the same wack sentence!)
-"She's just a friend. I never saw her as more than that..."
-"I'm broke" (honey CPAs don't go broke. I'm smarter than that)
-"I know you loved it... you loved it right?"

I've heard a million excuses and lies. The list could go on forever...

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Permalink Reply by Ms Jackson If You Nasty on July 27, 2008 at 1:19pm

"that is just a pimple on my d***"
"the car is in my cousin's name"
"my mom lives with ME"
"i left my wallet on the dresser"
"my bed frame is on back order"
"i like sleeping on the floor it's good for my back"
"my cousins are staying with me until his house ready"
"my gas gauge is broke that is why i ran out of gas"
"that hair weave on the floor is from my cousins girlfriend"
"she keeps calling my phone when I told her to stop"
"the girl in my top friends on myspace is my sister's friend"
"i don't know why she left that comment on my page"
"that is not dried up c** i didn't put lotion on my legs"
"that is not a hickey that is a bee sting"
"i was at the mall and I tested the victoria secret lotion"
"i took a shower at the gym when I finished playing basketball (he forget to tell me he was at the park)"
"i fell asleep at my homeboys house while we were playing playstation"
"the party wasn't over until 7am"
"that wasn't a girl in the car that was my sister's friend"
"i was working late on this project due tomorrow"

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Permalink Reply by Honeycoated on July 27, 2008 at 9:51pm

LMAO!!!!
How 'bout "i'm driving to Indiana to get some gas. We'll hang out tomorrow"
Tomorrow comes, I look over and the s*** is on E. I said I thought you went to gwet some gas?..........
Silence.....
SugarBrownGirl said:

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The battery in my phone 'OVER CHARGED

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Permalink Reply by Certified on July 27, 2008 at 9:59pm

dove deodorant on the bathroom counter & summers eve wash in the shower i ask whos it is he says "how u know it's not mine how u gonna tell me what i use"

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Permalink Reply by FP on July 28, 2008 at 4:41am

my baby mom is trippin, i had to get the kids....somehow that is one of the best ones, because who would want to trip when it comes to family and kids....so i use that same line, i was with my family....lol. family is always a no-brainer

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Permalink Reply by Honeycoated on July 28, 2008 at 2:45pm

LOL @ "how you gon tell me what i use?" Hillarity!

Certified said:

dove deodorant on the bathroom counter & summers eve wash in the shower i ask whos it is he says "how u know it's not mine how u gonna tell me what i use"

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Permalink Reply by hottestbitch on July 28, 2008 at 3:16pm

how about i am different from the rest, i am sorry or i was sleeping and did not hear the phone ringing..

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Permalink Reply by Dat_Fly_Philly_Chick on July 31, 2008 at 11:57am

Wooooow, I hope I can remember the real good ones...

- My dog jus got sick, I gotta rush him to the vet (Are u serious??? At 3am though... for real??)
- I didn't call cause you didn't call me
- Damn, my bad I must of left my phone in the car (All night though, yeah right)
- I gotta go out of town to handle some business, but I'm not sure when I'll be back
- You are all I think about...
- We can't go to my house cause I live like 45 min to an hour outside the city and we been drinkin...
- She be stalkin me, I told her it was over
- I'm bout to bloooooowwwwww up!!!! LMFAO
- I'm into "real estate"
- You can have anything you want
- I'm not in nothing serious, I jus got friends

This is all I can think of right now, besides the regular s***.

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