For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
-I didn't drive so I had to wait on everybody else to leave the party and I was ready to go.
-Who is this? I lost my phone and numbers
-I dropped my phone in the toilet and had to go to sprint to get a new one and the numbers out my phone.
-I went to school with her, that's my "HOMEGIRL"
-I did call you, it went straight to voicemail and you know I don't like leaving voicemails
-I'm going out of town this weekend, I'm not going to have service where I will be
-"I live with my parents..." (when God already knows I checked his home information online and I know his wife co-signed on his lease)
-"I fell asleep so I couldn't call you back."
-"I'm single/not in a relationship... how's your boyfriend" (all in the same wack sentence!)
-"She's just a friend. I never saw her as more than that..."
-"I'm broke" (honey CPAs don't go broke. I'm smarter than that)
-"I know you loved it... you loved it right?"
I've heard a million excuses and lies. The list could go on forever...
The battery in my phone 'OVER CHARGED
dove deodorant on the bathroom counter & summers eve wash in the shower i ask whos it is he says "how u know it's not mine how u gonna tell me what i use"