DON'T TRUST A SCRAM - SWEET TALKING, CON TYPE, RESCUE ME, AND ASSET-LESS MAN
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SCRAM (skram) n. short for Sweet Talking, Con type, Rescue me, and Asset-less Man = ummm D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T...Do you know what that mean? He lives in Mama's House...He drives his mama car...work hard?! Hell nah, he 'bout to find a $Broad$!!! If you ain't on, sit down! If you ain't on, sit down!!
Definition of a S.C.R.A.M.
As you read above, a SCRAMMISH dude always carries an excuse like an envied handbag...He has reasons as to why he has not achieved in Life, and how he had no control in the cards he was dealt. He goes around trying to convince the world that he has to live in his momma's house to "help the family out"...he doesn't have any money because he "just got a new job" or he has "bills and child support to pay!". And why does he have so much child support to pay any damn ways? Quick answer for this one...these women tricked him by getting pregnant on purpose and having his babies...he didn't even think the kids were his! All seven of them! The new age man born and bread in the year 2000's enjoys the many opportunities open for women allowing them to be bread winners in a failing economy! This opens up much opportunity for a SCRAM if only he can convince a broad to take CARE of HIM!!!
HOW YOU GET CAUGHT UP
Ladies, Mr. SCRAM sets a trap and catches you EASILY in his web. Why is it so breezy for him? Because you believe all of his stories and feel bad for him. You offer to help him out thinking maybe he can get on his feet. Plus, you are dying to claim someone as your Man even if he is struggling. Mr. SCRAM knows that alot of dudes FuckN'Duck chicks over, so he has room to come in with AIR TIGHT Game and pull a chick by convincing her he will treat her good (cuz good treatment is after all FREE and that's about all he can offer her along with a nice Stroke Game)...
HOW DOES MR. SCRAM BRING YOU DOWN!
Some simple clues that lets you know you are starting to do "BAD"...
1.Your Bank Account starts shrinking astronomically
2. You become a personal Taxicab
3. You start babysitting SCRAM's children and beefing with his BM's.
4. You get caught up in scams that almost jeopardize your criminal history.
5. Your bills are starting to pile up and become overdue.
6. Your family + friends slowly starts to disassociate with you
SHORT & SIMPLE TIPS TO AVOID ALL SCRAMS
A few tips to follow if you've never been here before or never desire to experience this again. #1) No matter how sad the despairing story sounds...sympathize "from afar". #2) Never give a man money unless he is your Man AND he has been known to give you money TOO! #3) Survival of the fittest...you shouldn't have to wait for a man to get on his feet if you are already handling your business in everyday life. Find someone who has as much to offer your relationship as you bring to the table.
SCRAM (skram) n. short for Sweet Talking, Con type, Rescue me, and Asset-less Man = ummm D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T...Do you know what that mean? He lives in Mama's House...He drives his mama car...work hard?! Hell nah, he 'bout to find a $Broad$!!! If you ain't on, sit down! If you ain't on, sit down!!
Definition of a S.C.R.A.M.
As you read above, a SCRAMMISH dude always carries an excuse like an envied handbag...He has reasons as to why he has not achieved in Life, and how he had no control in the cards he was dealt. He goes around trying to convince the world that he has to live in his momma's house to "help the family out"...he doesn't have any money because he "just got a new job" or he has "bills and child support to pay!". And why does he have so much child support to pay any damn ways? Quick answer for this one...these women tricked him by getting pregnant on purpose and having his babies...he didn't even think the kids were his! All seven of them! The new age man born and bread in the year 2000's enjoys the many opportunities open for women allowing them to be bread winners in a failing economy! This opens up much opportunity for a SCRAM if only he can convince a broad to take CARE of HIM!!!
HOW YOU GET CAUGHT UP
Ladies, Mr. SCRAM sets a trap and catches you EASILY in his web. Why is it so breezy for him? Because you believe all of his stories and feel bad for him. You offer to help him out thinking maybe he can get on his feet. Plus, you are dying to claim someone as your Man even if he is struggling. Mr. SCRAM knows that alot of dudes FuckN'Duck chicks over, so he has room to come in with AIR TIGHT Game and pull a chick by convincing her he will treat her good (cuz good treatment is after all FREE and that's about all he can offer her along with a nice Stroke Game)...
HOW DOES MR. SCRAM BRING YOU DOWN!
Some simple clues that lets you know you are starting to do "BAD"...
1.Your Bank Account starts shrinking astronomically
2. You become a personal Taxicab
3. You start babysitting SCRAM's children and beefing with his BM's.
4. You get caught up in scams that almost jeopardize your criminal history.
5. Your bills are starting to pile up and become overdue.
6. Your family + friends slowly starts to disassociate with you
SHORT & SIMPLE TIPS TO AVOID ALL SCRAMS
A few tips to follow if you've never been here before or never desire to experience this again. #1) No matter how sad the despairing story sounds...sympathize "from afar". #2) Never give a man money unless he is your Man AND he has been known to give you money TOO! #3) Survival of the fittest...you shouldn't have to wait for a man to get on his feet if you are already handling your business in everyday life. Find someone who has as much to offer your relationship as you bring to the table.
Tags: man, relationships, scram
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Permalink Reply by Boss/MadamBA on -
I love this....
My momma always told me do not get with a man that is getting his shit together....
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Permalink Reply by Precious La Dona on -
I hope we all figure out that these type of guys lead to trouble...ladies remember we are on 'baller alert' not 'scram allert'
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Permalink Reply by Goddess on -
I need to do a follow up on this because we ALL have ran into a S.C.R.A.M. I actually encountered one which inspired me to write that......the WORST lol...like leeches!
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Permalink Reply by Goddess on
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the "High Life" Scrams.....you nailed them ! lol good one
Fly Chickadee said:LOL!
7) BEWARE of perpetrating SCRAMS! They the ones that drive the newest, nicest cars, iced the hell out, designer down, and they tell you they have several DEALS they working on! Or they just moved to town, thats why they live in a hotel or with their mama, cousin, sister etc. Then you find out the car belongs to the chick he living with and he shopping for a chick that make more money than the "mama, sister (wink, wink) makes
8) "I need someone on my team thats going to motivate me and we can get on top together"
9) Put the business license in your name.
10) "Oh I'm a real estate investor" I have a multimillion dollar deal thats closing in a few days but can you front me some cash to do some repairs on this property?"
11) The car he drives is in his "business partners" name!
12) Oh, I have an artist I am working with, he is about to sign with Def Jam, we are working on his demo, lol, babe we need to pay for studio time. He is going to BLOW UP!
Damn, I have had buddys try to run all types of games on me! LOL They all are SCRAMS!
But I had to look at myself to see why these fake ass bustas be lying and shit to get the digits! I concluded that 1) either I look too high maintenance or 2) I needed to change my surroundings and where I chose to hang out. I just changed my scene socially cause I damn for sure wasnt trading in my car and truck thats paid off or selling my house, or selling my designer apparel! Or my jewelry.
I ended up with a GREAT Husband! Good Luck beating off them damn SCRAMS!
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Permalink Reply by Queen Bee on -
ROFL at #7...I think I've met him before!
Goddess said:the "High Life" Scrams.....you nailed them ! lol good one
Fly Chickadee said:LOL!
7) BEWARE of perpetrating SCRAMS! They the ones that drive the newest, nicest cars, iced the hell out, designer down, and they tell you they have several DEALS they working on! Or they just moved to town, thats why they live in a hotel or with their mama, cousin, sister etc. Then you find out the car belongs to the chick he living with and he shopping for a chick that make more money than the "mama, sister (wink, wink) makes
8) "I need someone on my team thats going to motivate me and we can get on top together"
9) Put the business license in your name.
10) "Oh I'm a real estate investor" I have a multimillion dollar deal thats closing in a few days but can you front me some cash to do some repairs on this property?"
11) The car he drives is in his "business partners" name!
12) Oh, I have an artist I am working with, he is about to sign with Def Jam, we are working on his demo, lol, babe we need to pay for studio time. He is going to BLOW UP!
Damn, I have had buddys try to run all types of games on me! LOL They all are SCRAMS!
But I had to look at myself to see why these fake ass bustas be lying and shit to get the digits! I concluded that 1) either I look too high maintenance or 2) I needed to change my surroundings and where I chose to hang out. I just changed my scene socially cause I damn for sure wasnt trading in my car and truck thats paid off or selling my house, or selling my designer apparel! Or my jewelry.
I ended up with a GREAT Husband! Good Luck beating off them damn SCRAMS!
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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on -
I can't!!! Lmao!
"Sympathize from afar"
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Permalink Reply by Cougar $pice on -
LMAO LovieDovie......this line is classic.
L0vie D0vie said:I can't!!! Lmao!
"Sympathize from afar"
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Permalink Reply by Lisa Smith Klein on -
A woman should NEVER feel sorry for a man. This world is set up for them to succeed. Point blank.
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