DON'T TRUST A SCRAM - SWEET TALKING, CON TYPE, RESCUE ME, AND ASSET-LESS MAN
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SCRAM (skram) n. short for Sweet Talking, Con type, Rescue me, and Asset-less Man = ummm D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T...Do you know what that mean? He lives in Mama's House...He drives his mama car...work hard?! Hell nah, he 'bout to find a $Broad$!!! If you ain't on, sit down! If you ain't on, sit down!!
Definition of a S.C.R.A.M.
As you read above, a SCRAMMISH dude always carries an excuse like an envied handbag...He has reasons as to why he has not achieved in Life, and how he had no control in the cards he was dealt. He goes around trying to convince the world that he has to live in his momma's house to "help the family out"...he doesn't have any money because he "just got a new job" or he has "bills and child support to pay!". And why does he have so much child support to pay any damn ways? Quick answer for this one...these women tricked him by getting pregnant on purpose and having his babies...he didn't even think the kids were his! All seven of them! The new age man born and bread in the year 2000's enjoys the many opportunities open for women allowing them to be bread winners in a failing economy! This opens up much opportunity for a SCRAM if only he can convince a broad to take CARE of HIM!!!
HOW YOU GET CAUGHT UP
Ladies, Mr. SCRAM sets a trap and catches you EASILY in his web. Why is it so breezy for him? Because you believe all of his stories and feel bad for him. You offer to help him out thinking maybe he can get on his feet. Plus, you are dying to claim someone as your Man even if he is struggling. Mr. SCRAM knows that alot of dudes FuckN'Duck chicks over, so he has room to come in with AIR TIGHT Game and pull a chick by convincing her he will treat her good (cuz good treatment is after all FREE and that's about all he can offer her along with a nice Stroke Game)...
HOW DOES MR. SCRAM BRING YOU DOWN!
Some simple clues that lets you know you are starting to do "BAD"...
1.Your Bank Account starts shrinking astronomically
2. You become a personal Taxicab
3. You start babysitting SCRAM's children and beefing with his BM's.
4. You get caught up in scams that almost jeopardize your criminal history.
5. Your bills are starting to pile up and become overdue.
6. Your family + friends slowly starts to disassociate with you
SHORT & SIMPLE TIPS TO AVOID ALL SCRAMS
A few tips to follow if you've never been here before or never desire to experience this again. #1) No matter how sad the despairing story sounds...sympathize "from afar". #2) Never give a man money unless he is your Man AND he has been known to give you money TOO! #3) Survival of the fittest...you shouldn't have to wait for a man to get on his feet if you are already handling your business in everyday life. Find someone who has as much to offer your relationship as you bring to the table.
SCRAM (skram) n. short for Sweet Talking, Con type, Rescue me, and Asset-less Man = ummm D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T...Do you know what that mean? He lives in Mama's House...He drives his mama car...work hard?! Hell nah, he 'bout to find a $Broad$!!! If you ain't on, sit down! If you ain't on, sit down!!
Definition of a S.C.R.A.M.
As you read above, a SCRAMMISH dude always carries an excuse like an envied handbag...He has reasons as to why he has not achieved in Life, and how he had no control in the cards he was dealt. He goes around trying to convince the world that he has to live in his momma's house to "help the family out"...he doesn't have any money because he "just got a new job" or he has "bills and child support to pay!". And why does he have so much child support to pay any damn ways? Quick answer for this one...these women tricked him by getting pregnant on purpose and having his babies...he didn't even think the kids were his! All seven of them! The new age man born and bread in the year 2000's enjoys the many opportunities open for women allowing them to be bread winners in a failing economy! This opens up much opportunity for a SCRAM if only he can convince a broad to take CARE of HIM!!!
HOW YOU GET CAUGHT UP
Ladies, Mr. SCRAM sets a trap and catches you EASILY in his web. Why is it so breezy for him? Because you believe all of his stories and feel bad for him. You offer to help him out thinking maybe he can get on his feet. Plus, you are dying to claim someone as your Man even if he is struggling. Mr. SCRAM knows that alot of dudes FuckN'Duck chicks over, so he has room to come in with AIR TIGHT Game and pull a chick by convincing her he will treat her good (cuz good treatment is after all FREE and that's about all he can offer her along with a nice Stroke Game)...
HOW DOES MR. SCRAM BRING YOU DOWN!
Some simple clues that lets you know you are starting to do "BAD"...
1.Your Bank Account starts shrinking astronomically
2. You become a personal Taxicab
3. You start babysitting SCRAM's children and beefing with his BM's.
4. You get caught up in scams that almost jeopardize your criminal history.
5. Your bills are starting to pile up and become overdue.
6. Your family + friends slowly starts to disassociate with you
SHORT & SIMPLE TIPS TO AVOID ALL SCRAMS
A few tips to follow if you've never been here before or never desire to experience this again. #1) No matter how sad the despairing story sounds...sympathize "from afar". #2) Never give a man money unless he is your Man AND he has been known to give you money TOO! #3) Survival of the fittest...you shouldn't have to wait for a man to get on his feet if you are already handling your business in everyday life. Find someone who has as much to offer your relationship as you bring to the table.
Tags: man, relationships, scram
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Permalink Reply by Dallasbadyella on -
I love this website, cause now I know I'm not alone.....
Had the very same problem with a man about a month ago
House was in his Mama's name, car was leased in his daddy's name and the all the business's he quote on quote owned, did not exist. I learned to never not trust a man who can not show me his business card, current NFL card or if I can not google him
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Permalink Reply by Goddess on -
gotta always do your research ain't nuthin wrong w/playing detective girl. These guys tend to think they're slick!!! We gotta step our game up
Dallasbadyella said:I love this website, cause now I know I'm not alone.....
Had the very same problem with a man about a month ago
House was in his Mama's name, car was leased in his daddy's name and the all the business's he quote on quote owned, did not exist. I learned to never not trust a man who can not show me his business card, current NFL card or if I can not google him
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Permalink Reply by Goddess on
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true dat!!!
Lisa Smith Klein said:A woman should NEVER feel sorry for a man. This world is set up for them to succeed. Point blank.
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Permalink Reply by AMillz on -
"Find someone who has as much to offer your relationship as you bring to the table. " AMEN!
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Permalink Reply by DUVALBeauty on -
WHEW i had to email that to my homegirl who is currently under the spell of a scram....thanks for the post!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Dominique P. Smith on -
LMAO..I love yall for this post! What's that saying "I Can Do Bad All By Myself"... That's right "Sympathize from afar"...and I keep you in my prayers & keep it moving!!
L0vie D0vie said:I can't!!! Lmao!
"Sympathize from afar"
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Permalink Reply by Goddess on
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Ladies, feel free to swing by and visit Part 2 of S.C.R.A.M.S. http://www.sexonthebeachmag.com/?p=234
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Permalink Reply by Puma Kimikoko73 on -
Do they have a solution for how to get out of the SCRAM web???
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Permalink Reply by california on -
EXCELLENT! BRAVO! ENCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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