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November 5th Etiquette
They’ll be watching us on November 5th (the day after the election) for signs of the end times.
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid – at least for the first few days:
1. No crying, hugging or shouting “Thank you Lord” – at least not in public
2 No high-fives – at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses
3 No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters
4 No calling in sick on November 5th. They’ll get nervous if too many of us don’t show up.
5 We’re allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
6. No singing loudly, We’ve come this Far By Faith (it will be acceptable to hum softly)
7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at all) (this may make us seem too ethnic)
8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)
9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little too much excitement)
10. Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble)
11. No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're in your office with the door closed)
12. Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!
13. Just in case you're wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage patch, or a backhand spring on the highway is 100% okay.
If I’ve missed anything feel free to add to the list. I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on November 5th.
Now go get your early vote on and let’s make this thing happen!!!
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid – at least for the first few days:
1. No crying, hugging or shouting “Thank you Lord” – at least not in public
2 No high-fives – at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses
3 No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters
4 No calling in sick on November 5th. They’ll get nervous if too many of us don’t show up.
5 We’re allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
6. No singing loudly, We’ve come this Far By Faith (it will be acceptable to hum softly)
7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at all) (this may make us seem too ethnic)
8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)
9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little too much excitement)
10. Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble)
11. No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're in your office with the door closed)
12. Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!
13. Just in case you're wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage patch, or a backhand spring on the highway is 100% okay.
If I’ve missed anything feel free to add to the list. I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on November 5th.
Now go get your early vote on and let’s make this thing happen!!!
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Permalink Reply by Siren on -
My family is having a huge election night get together... Soul Food, Carribean Food and Champagne!!!! GO OBAMA!
Devyn said:LOL! Chris Rock joked that white people at the office need not look for us to do much on the 5th or even show up! Already had a cpl of folks talking about planning election night parties and according to CNN last night, the results could be official as early as just after midnight (to count for west coast)...
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on -
Election Party at Eyebar hosted by Kenny Burns in Washington, D.C.....
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Permalink Reply by Sugar D*** on -
I WILL BE TOASTING HIS VICTORY WITH A BIG GLASS OF KOOL-AID IN A BIG OLE MAYO JAR WITH ICE CUBES. BECUASE ITS NO MOUNTAIN TOPS CLOSE TO ME I WILL BE SCREAMING OFF MY FRONT PORCH "WE'S FREE! WE'S FREE!" EVERY MCCAIN SUPPORTER I PASS I WILL WHISPER TO THEM "YOU SHOWN IS UGLY..."
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Permalink Reply by LMS on
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SD, Lamo at you! What kinda of kool-aid?! Red, I'm guessing!
Sugar D*** said:I WILL BE TOASTING HIS VICTORY WITH A BIG GLASS OF KOOL-AID IN A BIG OLE MAYO JAR WITH ICE CUBES. BECUASE ITS NO MOUNTAIN TOPS CLOSE TO ME I WILL BE SCREAMING OFF MY FRONT PORCH "WE'S FREE! WE'S FREE!" EVERY MCCAIN SUPPORTER I PASS I WILL WHISPER TO THEM "YOU SHOWN IS UGLY..."
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
-No acting all hoity toity! LOL
-When people ask so what do you think of his Presidency so far, just say I'll answer your question in 4yrs when he's running for a 2nd term
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Permalink Reply by Mystery Woman on -
Too late...I'm already taking the 5th off. I was going to be up all night anyway...i'm a political junkie...this is like the Super Bowl/World Series for me!!!
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Permalink Reply by a_BilLi on -
I effin luv Kenny Burns! Too funny...
BallerAlert-Boss said:Election Party at Eyebar hosted by Kenny Burns in Washington, D.C.....
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Permalink Reply by she-who-rocks on -
Make sure your verbs and nouns agree since you know they are going to try and find the most uneducated sounding black folks they can to react.
I always stay up to see the offical declaration! I already took off the 5th cause I know I'm gonna be up late!! :)
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Permalink Reply by Ali Sin (formerly No Name Cutie) on -
Bump! This is a great post! Luckily, I don't encounter many "others" on a daily basis. Lol!
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