I was sooooooooooo proud of Santonio making that WINNING touchdown, and becoming the MVP. He's a former BUCKEYE and we're so proud of him here in Columbus, Ohio. Ok now to the REAL reason I'm commenting. Santonio you look REAL GOOD in the shower here honey. Nice size (not erect) I can only imagine (and trust me I am) how good it looks when erect. WHEW. In the words of one of my friends. . . . SHIT DAMN. I think we're going to change the meaning of MVP (most valuable player) to MOST VALUABLE PENIS. I'm good with a loofah and soap, and the shower is one of the BEST places to get busy.
L O FREAKIN L! Wow, I wonder if that would happen at mine. A line of men going up to give their condolences to my cousins, mother, and whomever else survives me. I can see my husband wondering who the men are breaking down like babies at my casket...
1) She's let herself go (see her in person, she's got a size 2 waist with size 8 everything else and did I mention she's 48 and has popped out 4 kids)
2) She's not as smart as you, those degrees don't mean anything (she's got a Ph.D. and is very ...