One guy: Getting into his Mercedes and the air conditioner and the radio didn't work... OMG. We get to the Asian restaurant he orders first: water and egg rolls like three said he was dieting. I didn’t order too much, at that point, I figured his money was tight. The conversation was the clincher… this dude talked the entire time about test driving and saving up for an Ashton Martin. I tried to get off the subject and then gave up. My chin was in hand for half of the date. I doze off. These Asian guys at another table were laughing at me. (If I never met a nig before in my life…I met one that night)
This was the funniest date ever.
Another: Stopping at the gas station with the guy who owns the 745li. Not one but two credit cards were declined. I wanted him to know that I saw the mishap so I said I don’t have a limited and suggested he use my American Express. I looked him up in the Maryland database… Divorce, foreclosure, domestic charges, criminal charges.
Any guy whose conversation about travel that is limited to Miami. This is the worst.
I saw a group of guys in the skrippa den that were buying bottles and just generally havin a good time spending money on the chicks in there..well, my eye catches the loudest one who keeps screaming "if you aint got no money, get away from me and my n*gs..we're making it rain in here! its a flood!"..and i notice that while he's throwing money, he's leaning on the stage and it just looks awkward as hell..so, i move over to their section and start partying with them and i realize that Mr. Loud Ass is throwing money on the stage and then leaning on it to get his money back to throw it again..
Leaving the club one night, valet had this guys car parked in front...dude left the top down...when he was leaving the club to get to his car, he kept setting the alarm off to call attention to himself...lame ass...he kept saying he was trying to unlock the doors...idiot, the top was down!
Men do whatever they have to! If the women did not force them to do this then it would not happen. Most men have to act outside of themselves to get the pretty women. Would you all date a man who cannot afford the Gold Bottle, drove a Accord, did not have a Piguet watch?
By the way I hate the brother with the cubics and dirty shoes on. If those were real, you would not be wearing some Starbury's!
Dude dressed to the nine....car brand new top of the line....he invites me out has me meet at his house. Invites me in, only to have to SNEAK me upstairs cus his aunt was sleep, opens his door to his room and he had a twin bed....on the floor....with cartoon sheets........i kid you not!! It took everything in me not to turn around and run!!! I asked to use the bathroom, kindly called my sister and asked her to call me RIGHT BACK with an emergency......got the hell outta dodge and never looked back!! I still see him out in the club from time to time.....hot mess.
She met a guy at the club....said he was ballin in the club. Next day he asked her if he could take her out for icecream....she thought it was a cheap date...but gave him a chance. She thought they were going to Maggie Moo's or Ben and Jerry's down Georgetown and walk by the water. He pulled up in a drive thru for McDonalds.
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