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Permalink Reply by Ms. OhSoFabulous on September 19, 2008 at 11:18am

I'm from Central Florida, put 'em on blast! Most of those down their too claiming they are balling are not, they live in a $3Mill house going into foreclosure & drive Rentals. $5 worth of gas buys you nada now, & if you're driving anything that $5 would take you further than the next gas station, they definitely are not balling!

joe digler said:

one of my boys in FL is balling fa real has a couple different houses; has ownership in a construction company and is the main promoter for a friday and sat night spot in central fla
anyway we never have to pay anything in terms of drinks or admission when go down there
but why does this cat literally drive around in a bucket; never puts more than 5 dollars in his tank at a time; and constantly has his ear to the street for sales

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Permalink Reply by OUT OF CONTROL on September 19, 2008 at 11:42am

Get out of a cab trying to mack with a bottle of WHITE STAR MOET in his hand!!! Who drinks that?

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Permalink Reply by Rachael on September 19, 2008 at 7:10pm

picking up the dollar bills that someone threw

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Permalink Reply by MYPRESISBLACK!!! on September 19, 2008 at 7:44pm

I was on the floor over this one OMG, fancy alfredo sauce, lol. That's waaay too much.

Les said:

I went out on a date with this "baller" and he took me to Olive Garden, which is cool, but when I ordered a side of alfredo sauce for my breadsticks, he was like, "Oh, alfredo, that's fancy! How much that costs?" Then after dinner was over, he makes up an excuse as to why we can't go to the movies anymore and then tells me how he and his WIFE share the payments on THEIR Escalade and this month was his turn to pay the car note!!!! I was done from the alfredo comment, but dude was still trying to invite himself over. Hell to the NO!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Trina on September 19, 2008 at 9:29pm

ok so dude asked me n my girls if we wanted to go the club after this sports bar...(he was in the bar buying us drinks out the ass) anyways we get to the club and he was like I need to get some more cash out the atm...he was like here go 80 dollars for your girls to get(they took there funky ass in tha club)...come to find out we go to the atm n this m********* didn't have not a damn dollar in the atm!(I saw the receipt) And gonna have the nerve to say the atm was broke...I told him...naw nigga yo ass is broke...n walked the hell off..payed my own damn way in tha club! LOL

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Permalink Reply by Baller$ Wifey on September 19, 2008 at 9:55pm

I saw my elementary crush when I was out and about. My class picture from the 6th grade has a heart around his face. He's pressing me out, telling me how good I look and saying that we should go out. He's telling me how he drives a BMW now and how things are looking up for him, etc... When he comes to pick me up for the date, I get to the car and realize it's a complete bucket. It's like an '84 BMW. It's smoking and making noise so bad I was completely embarassed. There is a nice movie theatre downtown that he wanted to go to, when we get there, he pulls out gift certificates! I mean it's like $10 a ticket, can this really be happening??At this point the date was SO over. I ended up faking sick and taking a cab home.

I dated this guy in undergrad who had a Lexius and a Corvette because his family was very well off. Our first couple of dates he cooked for me in his apartment, which was cool. But when it came time to go out, we went to the restuarant and he put me on a spending limit! WTF?! He's like "Can you keep it under $20." What!? I'm nobody's cheap date. I'm worth way more than $20. Needless to say that was our last date.

Oh, I was in this new club and it was super packed but we used our connect to get into VIP. So all the guys are popping bottles trying to look cool when that Lil Wayne Feat. T-Pain song comes on, "Got money, you know it, take it out your pocket, show it then throw it" so these guys started making it rain on my friends and I so we are picking up $20 when I see one of the guys fighting my friend over the money on the floor! Wow! How cheap do you look taking money another nicca threw and in VIP none the less. Just sad.

OH! Winter time, several occassions...Nothing annoys me more than a man too cheap to pay $5 for coat check yet will buy a $300 bottle of Moet! I check my mink cuz, I'm not about to be that girl looking hot and stupid in the club. Just pay them a little extra if you have a really nice coat or if your ass is that cheap, don't wear one.

I have so many more...these are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on September 19, 2008 at 10:05pm

I used to work as a part time waitress. They ordered their appetizer, main course, drinks and dessert. When the lady went to the washroom the guy paid the bill before she came back. He said he didn't want her looking into his wallet to get any ideas. What ever that meant to him.

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Permalink Reply by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on September 20, 2008 at 1:02am

oh no you didn't! The southpole shirt just killed me! lol!
allegra said:

Oh I have one more. I'm in real estate and this guy that was referred to me by a loan officer called me saying he had some houses he needed to get rid of and was hoping I had some buyers. Right off he starts talking about how he knows me and all about me because I've been in the business and all the moves I've made and whatever and I'm like, "Oh I've never heard of you though". Dude is a lamo who missed the boom of 2005-2006 and is now acting like the market is booming now despite what's in the news. Or maybe he doesn't understand but anyway, he starts bragging about how he has an 07 Supercharged Range Rover and how he wants to buy a bentley and all this crap. I was like, "you live in a cold climate and the economy is bad, just rent one from either the dealership or check out the Robb Report and you can probably do a summer lease or else you'll just end up not being able to drive it, or pay for it and it will sit until it's rep'oed." Dude had no idea what the Robb Report was. So he finally has a property that sounds interesting, and I decide to go take a peek at it. I get there, the first thing he says I kid you not is, "My truck cost more than yours". I looked him dead in his eye and said, "Yeah but I'm 25 and you're 47 and you have on a southpole shirt". I hopped back in my truck and left his ass standing there with his mouth open.

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Permalink Reply by Keetah J. on March 27, 2013 at 2:06pm

peaches said:

A broke home boy in collage asked this cute girl out, we were all trying to figure out where he was going to take her and how would he pay for it.. Anyway, the day finally came around he calls her and tells her "I had a long day and ask would you mind kicking it at my house tonight i'll cook?" This fools power got cut off that same day!!! lmao He was running around like a mad man borrowing candles and batteries from everyone..He pulled the date off with a 5 dollar pizza and his ol' school boom box. I ran into the girl a few days later and had to ask " how was ur date with 'Twan?" she said "Girllllll he was so romantic, he had candles lit everywhere for me,even the bathroom. we talked and f***** all night long"

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Permalink Reply by BlkButtafly on March 27, 2013 at 2:30pm

LMAO great bump @Keetah!

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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on March 27, 2013 at 2:52pm

I am crying real azz tears here laughing at this.

Ok, guy rolls up on me in (insert luxury car of choice here). It was fully loaded with all the pretty sparkly accessories from the outside. Inside sat a scrub in the driver's seat and a dude dressed correctly in the passenger seat. Dude in passenger seat was chill. I figure he was the driver and was trying to show his scrub friend that all he needed was a nice car and chicks would fall all over him. Dude in the driver seat could barely get his azz together to ask for my number but had no cell.  So when he gave me a pen and paper, I gave him 9 digits. He didn't even notice. 

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Permalink Reply by SACK CHASER on March 27, 2013 at 3:01pm

Dude in the club trying to stunt with a fake watch on. He was waving his arms while dancing and that s*** hit the floor and broke into a million pieces!

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