For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
one of my boys in FL is balling fa real has a couple different houses; has ownership in a construction company and is the main promoter for a friday and sat night spot in central fla
anyway we never have to pay anything in terms of drinks or admission when go down there
but why does this cat literally drive around in a bucket; never puts more than 5 dollars in his tank at a time; and constantly has his ear to the street for sales
I went out on a date with this "baller" and he took me to Olive Garden, which is cool, but when I ordered a side of alfredo sauce for my breadsticks, he was like, "Oh, alfredo, that's fancy! How much that costs?" Then after dinner was over, he makes up an excuse as to why we can't go to the movies anymore and then tells me how he and his WIFE share the payments on THEIR Escalade and this month was his turn to pay the car note!!!! I was done from the alfredo comment, but dude was still trying to invite himself over. Hell to the NO!!!!!!!
Oh I have one more. I'm in real estate and this guy that was referred to me by a loan officer called me saying he had some houses he needed to get rid of and was hoping I had some buyers. Right off he starts talking about how he knows me and all about me because I've been in the business and all the moves I've made and whatever and I'm like, "Oh I've never heard of you though". Dude is a lamo who missed the boom of 2005-2006 and is now acting like the market is booming now despite what's in the news. Or maybe he doesn't understand but anyway, he starts bragging about how he has an 07 Supercharged Range Rover and how he wants to buy a bentley and all this crap. I was like, "you live in a cold climate and the economy is bad, just rent one from either the dealership or check out the Robb Report and you can probably do a summer lease or else you'll just end up not being able to drive it, or pay for it and it will sit until it's rep'oed." Dude had no idea what the Robb Report was. So he finally has a property that sounds interesting, and I decide to go take a peek at it. I get there, the first thing he says I kid you not is, "My truck cost more than yours". I looked him dead in his eye and said, "Yeah but I'm 25 and you're 47 and you have on a southpole shirt". I hopped back in my truck and left his ass standing there with his mouth open.
A broke home boy in collage asked this cute girl out, we were all trying to figure out where he was going to take her and how would he pay for it.. Anyway, the day finally came around he calls her and tells her "I had a long day and ask would you mind kicking it at my house tonight i'll cook?" This fools power got cut off that same day!!! lmao He was running around like a mad man borrowing candles and batteries from everyone..He pulled the date off with a 5 dollar pizza and his ol' school boom box. I ran into the girl a few days later and had to ask " how was ur date with 'Twan?" she said "Girllllll he was so romantic, he had candles lit everywhere for me,even the bathroom. we talked and f***** all night long"
LMAO great bump @Keetah!
I am crying real azz tears here laughing at this.
Ok, guy rolls up on me in (insert luxury car of choice here). It was fully loaded with all the pretty sparkly accessories from the outside. Inside sat a scrub in the driver's seat and a dude dressed correctly in the passenger seat. Dude in passenger seat was chill. I figure he was the driver and was trying to show his scrub friend that all he needed was a nice car and chicks would fall all over him. Dude in the driver seat could barely get his azz together to ask for my number but had no cell. So when he gave me a pen and paper, I gave him 9 digits. He didn't even notice.