What is the most outrageous lie you have heard from a man?

I'll go first...

It was lipstick on his jeans by the crotch. I asked him about it..He said it was some girls fighting in the club and the girl got hit so hard she hit the floor..but on the way down her lips brushed against his pants.

Your turn....

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Oh you called I didnt see it until the morning
I want a baby with your smile and my eyes; but my wife can't know.
He asked me was I married. I replied no. I asked him was he married and he said no. I am a grown woman, therefore, I know better than to let the questioning end there. I queried: Is your wife married? He looked at me closer wondering if he knew me, probably before asking: What do you mean? I responded: You know exactly what I mean. To which he dropped his eyes and said: Well, we are separated.
Crucial !!


"My phone was dead and I didnt have my charger with me..." So your phone was dead for 3 days. FOH.

Tracy said:
I want a baby with your smile and my eyes; but my wife can't know.
PREACH!!! Get's em everytime!!!

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
He asked me was I married. I replied no. I asked him was he married and he said no. I am a grown woman, therefore, I know better than to let the questioning end there. I queried: Is your wife married? He looked at me closer wondering if he knew me, probably before asking: What do you mean? I responded: You know exactly what I mean. To which he dropped his eyes and said: Well, we are separated.
lawd, i can write a book! some of the most outrageous:

- "oh, i caught this bad head fungus from my barber, my hair is falling out and patchy, and i'm quarantined"....yet that friday night...i text "what's up?" his reply? "oh me and my bf are going to hit up the bar." umm, thought you were quarantined...?

- "oh my name is John, I play blah blah position for team yadda yadda." then why does the tattoo on your arm say "Mario"?.....and why is there no record of you (John nor Mario) on this team, not even the practice squad?
damn dudes are dumb as hell lol
O M G! I'm laughing so hard I need my inhaler. HA HA HA!
How about my favorite: My wife and I don't have sex anymore. Like that is an excuse for cheating. Ninja please!

Tracy said:
PREACH!!! Get's em everytime!!! CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
He asked me was I married. I replied no. I asked him was he married and he said no. I am a grown woman, therefore, I know better than to let the questioning end there. I queried: Is your wife married? He looked at me closer wondering if he knew me, probably before asking: What do you mean? I responded: You know exactly what I mean. To which he dropped his eyes and said: Well, we are separated.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I've heard that about 6 times this year. If you can't get p**** from your own wife, what makes you think I'm going to give it to you?!

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
How about my favorite: My wife and I don't have sex anymore. Like that is an excuse for cheating. Ninja please!
Tracy said:
PREACH!!! Get's em everytime!!! CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
He asked me was I married. I replied no. I asked him was he married and he said no. I am a grown woman, therefore, I know better than to let the questioning end there. I queried: Is your wife married? He looked at me closer wondering if he knew me, probably before asking: What do you mean? I responded: You know exactly what I mean. To which he dropped his eyes and said: Well, we are separated.
Theres a dumb b**** for a dumb nigga. If he cant GTD from you, another b**** will.

(Get The Drawls)

Ashley Banks said:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I've heard that about 6 times this year. If you can't get p**** from your own wife, what makes you think I'm going to give it to you?!
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
How about my favorite: My wife and I don't have sex anymore. Like that is an excuse for cheating. Ninja please! Tracy said:
PREACH!!! Get's em everytime!!! CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
He asked me was I married. I replied no. I asked him was he married and he said no. I am a grown woman, therefore, I know better than to let the questioning end there. I queried: Is your wife married? He looked at me closer wondering if he knew me, probably before asking: What do you mean? I responded: You know exactly what I mean. To which he dropped his eyes and said: Well, we are separated.
Those are not my kids, those are my nieces and my nephews.

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