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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on July 29, 2010 at 5:23pm

Ooooh! I just remembered a good one. So this guy had been trying to get at me in college but he had a girlfriend and I don't play those games. So fast forwarded 7 years and we meet up again. He has moved to the area. We yada yada and blah blah our way to the inevitable weekend together at his place. He was not going to be messing up my sheets until I knew he was good in bed.

We were supposed to hook up Saturday but didn't and I can't remember the lie he used for Saturday but the one for Sunday was the kicker. I call him and get no answer. I was already leary from Saturday. I had already made back up plans and promptly bounced. Caught up to his lying azz Monday. Some friends of his from church kidnapped him and kept him in church all day and he didn't get home until late. I asked him why he didn't call. He forgot.

Come to find out he was still with the girl from college, not married just together. smh Men and their lies.

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Permalink Reply by Honeycoated on July 29, 2010 at 6:24pm

So, I'm dating this guy that lives in Wisconsin, I'm in Chicago. He's a police officer and he sometimes d.j's. New Years is rolling around and he's telling me him and his friend that dj"s together really want to get the account to dj at the Fireman"s Ball (or some s*** like that) on NYE at the Marriott. As it's gettig closer i'm like "i think i'll take you up on your offer to come up there for NYE. Couple days later, he says he has to work, it's mandatory. This makes sense because he's a p.o and on a day like that with a bunch of drunk, foolish people out, they want more officers out. Makes sense. UNTIL this negro tells me he'll be in Chicago cuz the chick that does his locs in Wis. is already out of town and he has some people here that can do it, since he's particular about who does his hair.

My spidey senses is telling me why the hell are you gonna drive 2.5-3 hours just to get your locs done and then turn right back around and go to work? Who gives a s*** how your hair looks if you just gonna be arresting people?
SO, after NYE, I talk to him and i'm like so how was the party? I tried to trip him up cuz im still thinking he lied about not dj-ing at the party. He's like " it was aiight. I worked". I'm like oooooookaaaay???(he wasnt much of a talker)

Fast fwd another few weeks and i'm in Wisconsin to see him. We go meet some friends at a bowling alley. This one chick, Allison, is chatting me up cuz the two others in the group had gotten into it and she's filling me in on what happened. So here comes "so how do you know ...." i tell her then i ask her how does she know him? I'm thinking maybe they work together. She says " i already knew Greg but i just met... on NYE at the marriott blah blah blah..." I just start getting HOT! now by this time he's coming from the bathroom and Greg comes over to me like "Heeeey! how ya feelin?!" i'm like not too good and with my dude standing right there i say, " So, Allison tells me she just met you NYE at the Marriott..." he didnt say anything, he bends over like somethings wrong with his shoe and he's probably making a face like "damn!" so when he comes back up he says " i can do whatever the f*** i want to" I'm like you can but why lie about it?

So he's like i'm not gonna let his mess up my night. We all walk over to the bowling part and the nigga doesnt even buy me any bowling shoes, so everyone is bowling but me. They only bowl one game and they leave. Now, the Allison chick i could tell liked him cuz when we arrived and when we left she gave him the "extra" hug. you know, the hug where you lean all into it. SOON as we got in the car, we start arguing. he tries to say "how she know i was there dj-ing?" Um, maybe becuz she saw your ass behind the dj booth DJ-ING??? then he tried to say he really was working, he just stopped in there for a little while. Or did he say he was working at the Marriott party but not dj-ing, acting as police/security or some s*** like that, i dont even remember now. but i'm like when i asked you how was NYE you could have mentioned you went to the marriott party, that way, when allison mentioned it, it wouldnt have been a surprise to me!

After a while i let his ass go cuz i'm like who would drive 2.5-3 hours to get their hair done ON NYE, if you're just working, ESPECIALLY if you do thie kind of work where it doesnt really matter how your hair looks. plus i looked thru his phone and didnt like some stuff i read so i'm like f*** it, he's full of s***.

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Permalink Reply by Pamela on July 29, 2010 at 6:30pm

Ya'll are killing me but I think I got Ya'll faded.

Said Ex was supposed to not be seeing his Ex (stalker...you know they always call the girl some crazy stalker....lol) anyhow. Before New Years we picked out clothes together, made plans, the whole nine. The 31st, he's at my crib we shower and get dressed together. I had to run by my BFF house to drop off some champagne ( I have an exclusive hook up on goods) We are suppossed to met at his BF house to all go to the club together. I call this damn fool to say I'm on the way no answer. Tryed a couple more times nothing.
I ended up kicking it with my girls but of course I was pissed and confused.
I stumble home extra drunk around 3am. About 4am I get a call from his phone and it's some chick cursing me out.

She hangs up and about 10 min later he calls sounding panicked and frantic like "did somebody just call yo phone. Of course I'm ready to go ham.....I'm drunk to so not thinking rationally. He only lived 3 blocks from em so I grab my piece and drive over.
Meanwhile he's on the phone thinking I'm still at home. So I ask, How the hell is some girl calling from YOUR PHONE. He claims he accidentally got drunk really fast when I left so he went home and passed out. He said the door rang and he answered naked cause he thought it was me but it was his EX and she forced her way in cause it was hard to fight her naked. Then he said he got tired of trying to put her out and went back to sleep and that's when she called me.
Meanwhile I pull up at his house and he isn't there. So I'm like yeah o.k so where are you now at home. He's like no. When I realized she had the phone. I chased her out my house. I got the phone and ran to my car so she couldn;'t follow me back in and now she's chasing me.
So I'm like chasing you. HE is screaming and theatric like YESSSSSS I'm on the highway now trying to loose this b****. He's going in like baby I'm sorry and so on........ I happen to remember he showing me his ex house once when he conviently rode that way (dumb niggas gossip more than females)
It happen to only be a couple blocks from his house. So I start to head that way.
I live in Chicago so there is frost on your car in Jan.
Why I pull on that block and sure as day this nigga car parked right outside her crib in front of hers . Windows frosted and all which means he had been there a while.
NOW KEEP IN MIND......he's still on the phone trying to convince me that this girl is a damn physcho who has busted in his house and now has him on a high speed chase to get away.

All the while this nigga had to drive to her damn crib cause that's where they were. I felt like emptying my damn gun (only cause I was drunk and livid) Thank god the sensable me took over and was like later for this lying bastard. I just wrote F*** YOU in the frost on the damn window and video recorded it on my phone.

Of course he was gonna lie and swear the car was never there.....and he did. I sent the video and blocked that ass. I can't lie to this day that fool still sends e-mails and leaves VM's cause that's all he can do. He used to have s*** sent to my crib but I've since moved.
THIS S*** RIGHT HERE WAS MADE FOR T.V and the biggest lie a fool ever told me.......LMAO!

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Permalink Reply by SACK CHASER on July 29, 2010 at 6:43pm

Found a pair of earrings underneath his bed... He told me they belonged to his sister! *MAJOR SSE*

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Permalink Reply by Pamela on July 29, 2010 at 6:58pm

@ Honey coated....Damn what is it about NYE....lol. I hadn't read your story I guess we were typing at the same time.... that's too funny. Yeah they both sound like two lying ass losers. I didn't hesitate at all blocking that fool.

I mean anytime you tella lie that BIG...you will lie about anything.

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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on July 30, 2010 at 9:24am

actually, i do that all the time. sometimes i dont have my charger and other times I just forget to charge it **shrug**

Irreplaceable_me said:

Crucial !!

"My phone was dead and I didnt have my charger with me..." So your phone was dead for 3 days. FOH.

Tracy said:

I want a baby with your smile and my eyes; but my wife can't know.

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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on July 30, 2010 at 9:31am

supposedly his ex/BM lived in Kent. We were getting lunch and her people walked in. He was trying to keep his distance from me then and all I could do was laugh. we get back to his job and there's a red car there and he thinks it's the BM but calls me after he gets inside and says it wasnt her.

fast forward a few weeks......the same make/model/color car is outside of his apartment and he tells me his sister is having problems and she and her kids are over LMAO the killing part was that I told him I didnt want a relationship with him so why lie???????

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Permalink Reply by AKa maddie on July 30, 2010 at 9:32am

got the phone went dead on him overnight he is an ex of course

Irreplaceable_me said:

Crucial !!


"My phone was dead and I didnt have my charger with me..." So your phone was dead for 3 days. FOH.

Tracy said:

I want a baby with your smile and my eyes; but my wife can't know.

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Permalink Reply by Bonita on July 30, 2010 at 11:36am

LMAO...Gurl neva worth going to jail over a ninja

Pamela said:

Ya'll are killing me but I think I got Ya'll faded.
Said Ex was supposed to not be seeing his Ex (stalker...you know they always call the girl some crazy stalker....lol) anyhow. Before New Years we picked out clothes together, made plans, the whole nine. The 31st, he's at my crib we shower and get dressed together. I had to run by my BFF house to drop off some champagne ( I have an exclusive hook up on goods) We are suppossed to met at his BF house to all go to the club together. I call this damn fool to say I'm on the way no answer. Tryed a couple more times nothing.
I ended up kicking it with my girls but of course I was pissed and confused.
I stumble home extra drunk around 3am. About 4am I get a call from his phone and it's some chick cursing me out.

She hangs up and about 10 min later he calls sounding panicked and frantic like "did somebody just call yo phone. Of course I'm ready to go ham.....I'm drunk to so not thinking rationally. He only lived 3 blocks from em so I grab my piece and drive over.
Meanwhile he's on the phone thinking I'm still at home. So I ask, How the hell is some girl calling from YOUR PHONE. He claims he accidentally got drunk really fast when I left so he went home and passed out. He said the door rang and he answered naked cause he thought it was me but it was his EX and she forced her way in cause it was hard to fight her naked. Then he said he got tired of trying to put her out and went back to sleep and that's when she called me.
Meanwhile I pull up at his house and he isn't there. So I'm like yeah o.k so where are you now at home. He's like no. When I realized she had the phone. I chased her out my house. I got the phone and ran to my car so she couldn;'t follow me back in and now she's chasing me.
So I'm like chasing you. HE is screaming and theatric like YESSSSSS I'm on the highway now trying to loose this b****. He's going in like baby I'm sorry and so on........ I happen to remember he showing me his ex house once when he conviently rode that way (dumb niggas gossip more than females)
It happen to only be a couple blocks from his house. So I start to head that way.
I live in Chicago so there is frost on your car in Jan.
Why I pull on that block and sure as day this nigga car parked right outside her crib in front of hers . Windows frosted and all which means he had been there a while.
NOW KEEP IN MIND......he's still on the phone trying to convince me that this girl is a damn physcho who has busted in his house and now has him on a high speed chase to get away.

All the while this nigga had to drive to her damn crib cause that's where they were. I felt like emptying my damn gun (only cause I was drunk and livid) Thank god the sensable me took over and was like later for this lying bastard. I just wrote F*** YOU in the frost on the damn window and video recorded it on my phone.

Of course he was gonna lie and swear the car was never there.....and he did. I sent the video and blocked that ass. I can't lie to this day that fool still sends e-mails and leaves VM's cause that's all he can do. He used to have s*** sent to my crib but I've since moved.
THIS S*** RIGHT HERE WAS MADE FOR T.V and the biggest lie a fool ever told me.......LMAO!

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Permalink Reply by Honeycoated on July 30, 2010 at 12:33pm

"I got water on my phone"
Soooo, you mean to tell me last night between the hours of 10pm-until, your phone was messed up, but now it's working fine? I could have sworn, when you have water damage, you basically need to start looking at getting a new phone. Mind you, I saw the chick walk into your house, and you have to CALL to get let in and I called maybe 2minutes after and it just rings.

Yeah, I saw spying

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Permalink Reply by Honeycoated on July 30, 2010 at 12:33pm

"I got water on my phone"
Soooo, you mean to tell me last night between the hours of 10pm-until, your phone was messed up, but now it's working fine? I could have sworn, when you have water damage, you basically need to start looking at getting a new phone. Mind you, I saw the chick walk into your house, and you have to CALL to get let in and I called maybe 2minutes after and it just rings.

Yeah, I saw spying or "investigating" lol

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Permalink Reply by Pamela on July 30, 2010 at 12:49pm

@ cutie

lmao! Of course it's not.. I only took my gun cause it was NY in Chicago...people be shooting all ova the place. Just didn't want to bring a knife to a gun fight....However, once I saw how this damn fool was just telling lie after lie....I admit I was just pissed and the PURE FOOLISHNESS of it all was tooo damn much. This damn fool had been sweating me hard even though I had already told him he was a lil to young for my taste.

So my whole thing was WTF does that and for what. I agree it is dangerous to have access to a gun while drunk, cold and highly pissed off.....lmao. Thank God for common sense...cause he definately would not have been worth it.
I did have to try real hard not to bust them damn windows tho.....lmao! No how the hell he gonna say it wasn't his car when all his windows are brand new....
I knew I was doing myself a favor by just leaving his dumb ass for the birds.

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