NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.


Taken from my homeboy Frankie Aikens (not sure if he was the original author) @ www.TheFirstAmendment.com

***I invited him to come and join, we'll see - we need some more men around here***

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this is very true I use ALL those words.

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So true....LOL

Especially the loud sigh

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This so true. I don't use the word whatever LOL!!! I would tell him fuck you now get out of my face LMFAO:-)

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And if you are of Carribean Descent please add the Teeth Suck ...My BF already knows whenI suck my teeth it is about to be on or whatever he said prior to the teeth suck was BULLSH*T to me!

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Right on.

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this is true.

no one believes my "5 minutes" and OMG don't worry about it! hahahaha

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My fav is "yeah, okay"...whatever you said is bullsh*t,and I'm going to show you better than I can tell you.

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I use all these words...this is so true!!!!lmao

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So true!

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Lol True codes true codes.

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lol this is so true i do all of these but my man has caught on to them i use whatever Alot

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Yep, you're in big trouble with this one!

Siren said:
And if you are of Carribean Descent please add the Teeth Suck ...My BF already knows whenI suck my teeth it is about to be on or whatever he said prior to the teeth suck was BULLSH*T to me!

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