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A Man Will Cheat If A Woman Doesn’t Understand These 8 Things
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Women get upset at us men for the dumbest things. Now I’ll admit what may be dumb to a man may be a giant issue to a woman, but there are certain things a woman should simply understand and accept as fact in order for men to truly be comfortable in a relationship.
Just because I want to give your home girl hard peen in the bathroom of a club doesn’t mean I will. – Ladies if you have a pretty friend it’s only nature that a man would want to do her. He probably thinks damn I would do x y and z to her and put her pink fuzzy panties on my head and let her take pictures of me, but then again I would never do anything to lose my boo, because I love her.
I’m going to tip strippers and let them get me hard and cop a few feels, but I’ll be home when my money runs out. – The strip club is essential to many happy relationships. Some men need to have that interaction with other women and strippers make men feel great for a few dollars placed in their butts that swallow up g-strings.
My sneakers mean a lot to me and you should definitely be able to understand that. In serious relationship sometimes bills need to get paid, but as long as my bills are paid, I might buy a new pair of kicks before I pay your light bill. #KanyeShrug
I will look at women on the internet, deal with it. God bless Rosa Acosta, Bria Myles, Kitty and the other video vixens. A woman should understand that this is the internet age, and women send sexy twitpics, facebook and myspace profile pics and all of that. As a man I am programmed to look at them and say things like Damn! Whoa! And OhMiGosh!
I know I am a pervert, you should know too. – If you tak me to the mall with you to go shopping I am going to sneak looks at other women and admire their swag. I’m going to be looking to see who’s skirt is too short, who has a fat butt and more. I may even smile at a few, but I promise I will come home w/ you when you’re done. You don’t bring a crack head to the crack house and expect him not to act out, now do you?
I will give my boys cover from cheating, advice on how to cheat and be an excuse for them if they need me too. You got a few hoe friends too again you should understand… but I know you won’t, and I fully understand if you don’t like him, but we will still hit the strip club and go out for drinks. I will always love you.
You should let me be great, worship and obey me. My ego is huge and I am not only a king I am your king. There comes a time where you should bow down to me and respect that I am your man. Listen to and respect me and I will do the same because you are my queen. So let me watch the game in piece.
I have no clue what you’re talking about unless you’re upfront and direct with me. – Women give too many hints and quite simply men don’t do hints we are direct and we beat around the bush when we don’t want to talk about a subject.
There are a million more things men need women to know, but hey… I can’t tell all y’all everything. Beside it’s also a man’s job to mold himself to his woman’s liking. We need to understand who we are involved with and treat them how they want to be treated. Even if that does mean changing some of our ways.
(sucks that I have to right this, but this is a general post and not intended to be taken as all men think this way… Just most of us)
Women get upset at us men for the dumbest things. Now I’ll admit what may be dumb to a man may be a giant issue to a woman, but there are certain things a woman should simply understand and accept as fact in order for men to truly be comfortable in a relationship.
Just because I want to give your home girl hard peen in the bathroom of a club doesn’t mean I will. – Ladies if you have a pretty friend it’s only nature that a man would want to do her. He probably thinks damn I would do x y and z to her and put her pink fuzzy panties on my head and let her take pictures of me, but then again I would never do anything to lose my boo, because I love her.
I’m going to tip strippers and let them get me hard and cop a few feels, but I’ll be home when my money runs out. – The strip club is essential to many happy relationships. Some men need to have that interaction with other women and strippers make men feel great for a few dollars placed in their butts that swallow up g-strings.
My sneakers mean a lot to me and you should definitely be able to understand that. In serious relationship sometimes bills need to get paid, but as long as my bills are paid, I might buy a new pair of kicks before I pay your light bill. #KanyeShrug
I will look at women on the internet, deal with it. God bless Rosa Acosta, Bria Myles, Kitty and the other video vixens. A woman should understand that this is the internet age, and women send sexy twitpics, facebook and myspace profile pics and all of that. As a man I am programmed to look at them and say things like Damn! Whoa! And OhMiGosh!
I know I am a pervert, you should know too. – If you tak me to the mall with you to go shopping I am going to sneak looks at other women and admire their swag. I’m going to be looking to see who’s skirt is too short, who has a fat butt and more. I may even smile at a few, but I promise I will come home w/ you when you’re done. You don’t bring a crack head to the crack house and expect him not to act out, now do you?
I will give my boys cover from cheating, advice on how to cheat and be an excuse for them if they need me too. You got a few hoe friends too again you should understand… but I know you won’t, and I fully understand if you don’t like him, but we will still hit the strip club and go out for drinks. I will always love you.
You should let me be great, worship and obey me. My ego is huge and I am not only a king I am your king. There comes a time where you should bow down to me and respect that I am your man. Listen to and respect me and I will do the same because you are my queen. So let me watch the game in piece.
I have no clue what you’re talking about unless you’re upfront and direct with me. – Women give too many hints and quite simply men don’t do hints we are direct and we beat around the bush when we don’t want to talk about a subject.
There are a million more things men need women to know, but hey… I can’t tell all y’all everything. Beside it’s also a man’s job to mold himself to his woman’s liking. We need to understand who we are involved with and treat them how they want to be treated. Even if that does mean changing some of our ways.
(sucks that I have to right this, but this is a general post and not intended to be taken as all men think this way… Just most of us)
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
Wow!! Where is respect and self control in this mix?
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Permalink Reply by Hello Kitty on -
Hey let's just keep it real for the men too then, since they have some shitty ass list going on:
1. Just because I won't date you when you're broke, doesn't mean I won't date you when you're rich!
2. Just because I f***** your friend before you and I met, doesn't mean I'd do it again!
3. Yes, I flirt with other potential mates while you're standing right there, but I'm going home with you baby!!
4. I'm going to the club in my "f*** em' girl" dress to shake my ass and tease all the men, but I won't actually f*** them!!
5. Worship me from head to toe because I deserve it and you're nothing but a dog!!
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Permalink Reply by Dominique P. Smith on -
LMAO, dang you beat me to what I was gone say. Just because I f***** your friend before you and I met, doesn't mean I'd do it again! That's right tell it Ms. Kitty=)
Guys need to realize....alright you go do you! But us ladies is going to do what we want to. No more staying at home...nope we right in the club too. Bump what you heard....females is tired of waiting around on men to get some "act right"....so we saying forget it. "I"mma Do Me"
Hello Kitty said:Hey let's just keep it real for the men too then, since they have some shitty ass list going on:
1. Just because I won't date you when you're broke, doesn't mean I won't date you when you're rich! 2. Just because I f***** your friend before you and I met, doesn't mean I'd do it again!
3. Yes, I flirt with other potential mates while you're standing right there, but I'm going home with you baby!!
4. I'm going to the club in my "f*** em' girl" dress to shake my ass and tease all the men, but I won't actually f*** them!!
5. Worship me from head to toe because I deserve it and you're nothing but a dog!!
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Permalink Reply by Just Because... on -
This is what I'm talking about. LMAO!!!!!!!!
Hello Kitty said:Hey let's just keep it real for the men too then, since they have some shitty ass list going on:
1. Just because I won't date you when you're broke, doesn't mean I won't date you when you're rich!
2. Just because I f***** your friend before you and I met, doesn't mean I'd do it again!
3. Yes, I flirt with other potential mates while you're standing right there, but I'm going home with you baby!!
4. I'm going to the club in my "f*** em' girl" dress to shake my ass and tease all the men, but I won't actually f*** them!!
5. Worship me from head to toe because I deserve it and you're nothing but a dog!!
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Permalink Reply by Ordinary G on -
i agree with most of this especially #8, hints just seem to confuse me and piss u off when i don't get the hint. If u want me to do something just ask me, i shouldn't have to be a damn code breaker to understand what u want.
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Permalink Reply by JustMe on -
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Kitty said:Hey let's just keep it real for the men too then, since they have some shitty ass list going on:
1. Just because I won't date you when you're broke, doesn't mean I won't date you when you're rich!
2. Just because I f***** your friend before you and I met, doesn't mean I'd do it again!
3. Yes, I flirt with other potential mates while you're standing right there, but I'm going home with you baby!!
4. I'm going to the club in my "f*** em' girl" dress to shake my ass and tease all the men, but I won't actually f*** them!!
5. Worship me from head to toe because I deserve it and you're nothing but a dog!!
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Permalink Reply by Damnstraight on -
Haha
Hello Kitty said:Hey let's just keep it real for the men too then, since they have some shitty ass list going on:
1. Just because I won't date you when you're broke, doesn't mean I won't date you when you're rich!
2. Just because I f***** your friend before you and I met, doesn't mean I'd do it again!
3. Yes, I flirt with other potential mates while you're standing right there, but I'm going home with you baby!!
4. I'm going to the club in my "f*** em' girl" dress to shake my ass and tease all the men, but I won't actually f*** them!!
5. Worship me from head to toe because I deserve it and you're nothing but a dog!!
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Permalink Reply by sunshine3215 on -
Foolishness
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Permalink Reply by joe digler on -
my number one rule is that women need to learn when to shut the f*** up. end of story.
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Permalink Reply by Ordinary G on
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I won't say all that, but yes please refrain from talking about something i have no intrest in endlessly.
joe digler said:my number one rule is that women need to learn when to shut the f*** up. end of story.
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Permalink Reply by Velvet_Glove on -
Lmao... Some men do do all this...including a lot of ballers...you either stay and deal...or move around and don't. I feel what he is saying but YO @HW you did that! 6. Just because I moan during sex doesnt always mean i'm enjoying it...I may just want you to hurry up and c** ha
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