AARON CARTER'S SEX GROUPIE TALE...

Last year, I was down in FL with my girlfriend, we were visiting our other girlfriend who had recently moved down there (we are from NY), and she said she new this hot club she could get us into. She is a big talker, so I wasn't really expecting much, but when we got there, and got in, shit was cash. This place was bumping, and I was pleasantly surprised and looking forward to a fun night. It's about 1 a.m., I've had a few drinks, but I'm not wasted, and my friend pointed out this kinda short, rough looking kid and said it was Aaron Carter. Now I knew the backstreet boys and nick carter, obviously, but I didn't know too much about this kid other than that song he did about beating Shaq. YEA RIGHT So anyway, I am feelin pretty good, my friend thinks it will be funny if we go talk to him, so we casually move closer to where he is chillin with his crew (who btw were tore up, forreal). He is kinda short, but he's got a lil swag, and I’m feeling adventurous, so I smile at him, start giving him the eye. After a few minutes, he sends one of his goons over to ask me and my friend to come over and chill with them. At this point, the friend who got us into the club disappeared with some dude, and we were bored with the other guys around, so we said what the fuck and joined them. As soon as we sat down with them, he starts spittin' game, talking about his music and how he is working on some new shit. He a little dumb, but he was charming, and looked sexier up close (this was also probably thanks to the alcohol, because when I Google a picture now, damn.) We hang out for another hour or so, and he is definitely into me, and my friend knows what's up, so I’m ready to bust outta the damn club any second now. Finally he asks if I wanna get out of there, and I say yes.

When we get back to his friend's place, we go upstairs into a bedroom and start making out. He is still charming me and talking a big game, so I’m into it. He is an alright kisser, not the best, but not bad. He is still talking about how he gonna make me feel good, and he runs to the bathroom to get a condom (why the fuck don’t u keep it by the bed?!?! ), and I take my clothes off except for my thong n wait for a sec till he comes back in. he comes back in and starts sucking on my nipples and kissing my neck a lot, and after a minute I started to give him head for like five minutes before he decided he wanted to fuck. His penis is average. Ladies if you’re looking for girth, this is NOT your boy. Anyway I am mad horny now since he has been talking this game, so I am ready to get it on. I am being kinda playful and he pulls off my thong and pulls my legs up close to him and sticks it in me, n I’m thinking fuck yeah this is gonna be good. AVERAGE AT BEST. This was some boring sex for real. He had NO rhythm going on WHAT SO EVER. I mean goddamn, I’m waiting to get into some kinda flow here, and he was just like a kid trying to get off ASAP or something. It was not sexy, and I was getting nothing out of it, so after a few minutes, I ask him to let me be on top, which he seems thrilled about. I get up and lower myself onto him, and I’m feeling a little better about this, but it is obvious at this point that tonight is not going down in the books. He didn't talk too much, mostly sucked on my breasts a lot while I was on top, and threw out the occasional grunt or "fuck." I knew he wasn't gonna make me cum, so I faked it and he starts saying shit like "yeah baby, that make you feel good." don't quote me, but it was along those lines, and I was thinking oh no he didn’t LOL! The irony is killing me at this point, and I want to be out of here so I ride him for a couple more minutes until he cums and when he does he screams out "HEEEEEEEY" which I thought was a lil weird, but whatever. Afterwards he was all gloating and for what, I don't know, but eventually I said that I should get back to my girlfriends since I had to get ready to go back to NY (lies, I wasn’t leaving for another 4 days), and he said thanks for "joining him this evening" and that was that. I got a cab home, and I haven't seen the dude since.

Would I do it again? No. I didn’t have fun, it was awkward, and he was really arrogant and ironically bad in bed. No. Sober me wouldn't have even looked twice at him. Lol, alcohol, this is why we can't have nice things. It is a little embarrassing, but hopefully amusing for everyone that will read this. And I guess it's also a warning!! This dude is bad in bed, do not waste your time!!!

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