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According to Ozone Magazine.......
10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON
by Audra
1. Mohawks
Unless you live on a reservation with no running water, got a liquor store on every cliff, and have two names, like Bear Tracks or Soaring Eagle, this should not be your style of choice.
2. Artists Turned Reality Stars
I’m tired of seeing all these ex music-icons get reality shows. If we don’t wanna hear you in our disc changers, we don’t want to see you on TV either.
3. Chicks with Shaved Heads
Cassie has every female thinking she can shave the side of her head. You have to be a one hit wonder and have a Hip Hop Mogul on your arm to pull off this look.
4. White Socks with Black Shoes
Socks come in color options for a reason.
5. Holy Text Messages
If I ignore your call/text, don’t try to send me a forwarded text talking ‘bout “If you believe in God you will send this back to me and 9 other people,” just so you can see I’m near my phone.
6. People Hatin’ on Female Rappers
When there is one female rapper out, people think adding another one in the game would be too much. But there’s 657,000,000 male rappers and no one rings the alarm.
7. Predictable DJs
I should not be in the club and know what song the DJ is gonna play next before they do.
8. Multiple Personalities
How are you happy in your status on Facebook but tweeting 60mph mad?
9. Leggings
Leggings used to be used for ‘Get-up-and-go,” but now they’re used for “Get-Up-And-HOE!” I’ve seen them worn from clubs to weddings. I forgot what was worn before them. Wasn’t it called something like jeans?
10. Balloon Boy
Little Falcon’s family knew what they were doing when they called CNN talking about he drifted off in a balloon. This publicity stunt just set him up for a multi-platinum rap album and a reality show.
by Audra
1. Mohawks
Unless you live on a reservation with no running water, got a liquor store on every cliff, and have two names, like Bear Tracks or Soaring Eagle, this should not be your style of choice.
2. Artists Turned Reality Stars
I’m tired of seeing all these ex music-icons get reality shows. If we don’t wanna hear you in our disc changers, we don’t want to see you on TV either.
3. Chicks with Shaved Heads
Cassie has every female thinking she can shave the side of her head. You have to be a one hit wonder and have a Hip Hop Mogul on your arm to pull off this look.
4. White Socks with Black Shoes
Socks come in color options for a reason.
5. Holy Text Messages
If I ignore your call/text, don’t try to send me a forwarded text talking ‘bout “If you believe in God you will send this back to me and 9 other people,” just so you can see I’m near my phone.
6. People Hatin’ on Female Rappers
When there is one female rapper out, people think adding another one in the game would be too much. But there’s 657,000,000 male rappers and no one rings the alarm.
7. Predictable DJs
I should not be in the club and know what song the DJ is gonna play next before they do.
8. Multiple Personalities
How are you happy in your status on Facebook but tweeting 60mph mad?
9. Leggings
Leggings used to be used for ‘Get-up-and-go,” but now they’re used for “Get-Up-And-HOE!” I’ve seen them worn from clubs to weddings. I forgot what was worn before them. Wasn’t it called something like jeans?
10. Balloon Boy
Little Falcon’s family knew what they were doing when they called CNN talking about he drifted off in a balloon. This publicity stunt just set him up for a multi-platinum rap album and a reality show.
Tags: http://www.ozonemag.com/2009/12/30/issue-81-10-things-im-hatin-o
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Permalink Reply by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on -
oooh they aint never lied....
9. Leggings
Leggings used to be used for ‘Get-up-and-go,” but now they’re used for “Get-Up-And-HOE!” I’ve seen them worn from clubs to weddings. I forgot what was worn before them. Wasn’t it called something like jeans?
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Permalink Reply by Peaches on -
5. Holy Text Messages
If I ignore your call/text, don’t try to send me a forwarded text talking ‘bout “If you believe in God you will send this back to me and 9 other people,” just so you can see I’m near my phone.
PRICELESS.....LMAO this is so true real recognize real bro so this trick won't work.nice try
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Permalink Reply by Dominique P. Smith on -
LMAO.....but these texts do work my nerves, I use to feel bad when I didn't send it to 9 people! Now I don't forwarded any messages...
5. Holy Text Messages
If I ignore your call/text, don’t try to send me a forwarded text talking ‘bout “If you believe in God you will send this back to me and 9 other people,” just so you can see I’m near my phone.
Great list....everything on this list can just go somewhere & don't cross over in 2010=)
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
#4 is my pet peeve. LOL
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Permalink Reply by Golden Child on -
Hilarious list this should be list for more ten things hated in 2009...LHH
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