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Annoying Dumb S*** Men Do...
Name some of the annoying s*** men do that gets on your nerves.
I'll go first... this dude use to change the status on his BBM (black berry messenger) fifty times. He updated when he s***, dressed, was driving...u get my point. I should have known when the first thing he asked for was my bbm instead of my telephone number.
He annoyed the hell outta me...
I'll go first... this dude use to change the status on his BBM (black berry messenger) fifty times. He updated when he s***, dressed, was driving...u get my point. I should have known when the first thing he asked for was my bbm instead of my telephone number.
He annoyed the hell outta me...
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on -
This convo right here sends me from 0 to 60:
Male: What's up?
Me: Nothing, watching tv.
Male: So I'm saying though, what's up?
Me: Nigga I just said nothing, WTF you want?
Male: I'm saying, I'm trying to see what's up wit you. So what's up?
Me: CLICK!!!
It's some more but that s*** right there will make me erase your number!!
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Permalink Reply by RoyaleT on -
OMG........I don't think yall wanna get me started in this post. I hate when guys hit you up after 54 years of silence and say "why haven't we gone out yet?" or "when we gonna go out?" or my favorite "when you gonna take me out?" Negro!!! *click*
Sheli said:This convo right here sends me from 0 to 60:
Male: What's up?
Me: Nothing, watching tv.
Male: So I'm saying though, what's up?
Me: Nigga I just said nothing, WTF you want?
Male: I'm saying, I'm trying to see what's up wit you. So what's up?
Me: CLICK!!!
It's some more but that s*** right there will make me erase your number!!
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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on -
Asking, "what are you wearing" in the middle of the day. Fool, you know I'm at work. What do you think I'm wearing?
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on -
This dude use to talk in cliche's.
Me: How are you?
Him: I love being free, it's the best way to be
WTF... click
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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on
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I hate that! Especially guys that end every statement in "That's what's up"..... UGH!
Baller Alert said:This dude use to talk in cliche's.
Me: How are you?
Him: I love being free, it's the best way to be
WTF... click
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Permalink Reply by OfficialGroupie on -
saying any of the following:
"take your panties off"
"come home with me/come to my room" *after I just met his p**** ass 4 hours ago*
"you live too far"
"are you cooking"
"i've been busy" *really nigga!!!? jesus is busy. god is BUSY. your ass??! busy? gtfoh*
smacking me on my ass when im on my period
being disrespectful
talking about sex when we've just met
making any type of sexual connotations when we've just met
thinking his status or career will impress *the only career that will impress me is if your ass is the president*
calling and not leaving a message *i dont know you. what the f*** you want?*
texting me during booty call hours
choosing easy b******
...thats all for now.. i'll be back later...
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Permalink Reply by OfficialGroupie on
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hahahaha!
Baller Alert said:This dude use to talk in cliche's.
Me: How are you?
Him: I love being free, it's the best way to be
WTF... click
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on
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*Sending me pictures or talking about your kids after 1 day/week of talking
*Name dropping - "My gucci glasses broke in my mercedes benz car when I was with Diddy"
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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on
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If a man calls me and doesn't leave a message, then he didn't call. Case closed.
OfficialGroupie said:saying any of the following: "take your panties off"
"come home with me/come to my room" *after I just met his p**** ass 4 hours ago*
"you live too far"
"are you cooking"
"i've been busy" *really nigga!!!? jesus is busy. god is BUSY. your ass??! busy? gtfoh*
smacking me on my ass when im on my period
being disrespectful
talking about sex when we've just met
making any type of sexual connotations when we've just met
thinking his status or career will impress *the only career that will impress me is if your ass is the president*
calling and not leaving a message *i dont know you. what the f*** you want?*
texting me during booty call hours
choosing easy b******
...thats all for now.. i'll be back later...
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
lmao @ the responses.
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Permalink Reply by OfficialGroupie on
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*always having a story to tell/always wanting to add his 1/2 cents* negro shut up. this story/conversation is not about you
*mother f*ckers who try to psychoanalyze me* ummm dont try to explain to ME why i don't have a man or what i SHOULD be looking for in a man
*complainers/whiners* shut up, suck it up, and man up! quit being a p****. damn.
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
THIS SETS MY TEETH ON EDGE! Ninja I just met you! TODAY! And YOU asked ME out! Why am I cooking for you?
OfficialGroupie said:saying any of the following: "take your panties off"
"come home with me/come to my room" *after I just met his p**** ass 4 hours ago*
"you live too far"
>"are you cooking"
"i've been busy" *really nigga!!!? jesus is busy. god is BUSY. your ass??! busy? gtfoh*
smacking me on my ass when im on my period
being disrespectful
talking about sex when we've just met
making any type of sexual connotations when we've just met
thinking his status or career will impress *the only career that will impress me is if your ass is the president*
calling and not leaving a message *i dont know you. what the f*** you want?*
texting me during booty call hours
choosing easy b******
...thats all for now.. i'll be back later...
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