Name some of the annoying s*** men do that gets on your nerves.

I'll go first... this dude use to change the status on his BBM (black berry messenger) fifty times. He updated when he s***, dressed, was driving...u get my point. I should have known when the first thing he asked for was my bbm instead of my telephone number.

He annoyed the hell outta me...

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If a man attempts to have a full convo with me via text (blank stare) if your not @ work, pick up the damn phone....I don't have time to text for an hour, what would take all of 3 mins via phone

Men who at your first dinner mention, casually, all that they think is good about them, as if you can't see or here the fool from the other side of the table......yeah I can see that your tall, I know how much you make, that's why you got the #, yeah I know who much the car cost, you didn't buy the first one, how good you are in bed, well can she tell me, cause I don't believe you.....how much you like to eat p****......and how you have to go by you "other" properties (rolls eyes)
hahaha

Sheli said:
Asking me if I forgot about you b/c I don't recognize your voice when you call.
TELLING ME you can be my dude on the side just in case my man F-up.
Asking why I've never invited you over or never come to your house.
Showing up at my house just because you were in the neighborhood, nigga you stay way on the other side of town Stalking Ass.
Hugging or trying to kiss me -- I don't like to be touched.
This s*** right here: My Ex will send me a camera pic of my current dude whenever he sees him talking to another girl and he always follows with the following words: "I ain't the type to hate on another nigga...."
Dudes who always start a sentence with "On some real nigga s***"
oh hell no!! crusty ass niggas kill me!

Baller Alert said:
A DATE heffa...a first date.

OfficialGroupie said:
for a date?!? oh hell no. for a late night snack, then yeah. but not for DINNER!

i cant stand it when people order s*** that they can make a home. for example, we go to a nice restaurant and he want to order a turkey sandwich or a hamburger. ummmm, oscar mayer makes turkey. so does boars head. you can get a damn burger from burger king. order some s*** you cant make a home. its soooooo annoying!

Baller Alert said:
Asking me to go to Wet Willies.. sorry but I'm not in college, don't want to drink out a plastic cup, nor do I want chicken fingers and fries.
That's the fastest way to not see me again.....NIGGA I'M SINGLE.....I GO OUT TO DINNER...I DON'T COOK!!!!!!

Oh yeah.....and telling me about you being "in music" and asking me to intro you to someone I know.....hell if you in music, WE should know them already....boy bye....you ain't embarrassing me

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
THIS SETS MY TEETH ON EDGE! Ninja I just met you! TODAY! And YOU asked ME out! Why am I cooking for you?
OfficialGroupie said:
saying any of the following: "take your panties off" "come home with me/come to my room" *after I just met his p**** ass 4 hours ago* "you live too far"
>"are you cooking"
"i've been busy" *really nigga!!!? jesus is busy. god is BUSY. your ass??! busy? gtfoh*

smacking me on my ass when im on my period
being disrespectful
talking about sex when we've just met
making any type of sexual connotations when we've just met
thinking his status or career will impress *the only career that will impress me is if your ass is the president*
calling and not leaving a message *i dont know you. what the f*** you want?*
texting me during booty call hours
choosing easy b******

...thats all for now.. i'll be back later...
girl, the was the first and only date. and this ninja was like 35 at the time. damn, he hasnt mastered taking a shower by now. if he was 15, i could be a little understanding. but 35?!?!!? completely unacceptable!

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
I use to love sitting around old people when I was kid. I learned real quick that if I was quiet they would forget I was there and then all the juicey dirt would come out lol

And a man can't come through my door smelling. The way they talk about a smelly cooch! Uh uh! But I am dying at him lying about taking a shower though lol

OfficialGroupie said:
tomcatting! haha. thats old school. damn you took me back to when you use to eavesdrop on my grannies conversations! CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
Calling me during booty call hours is a no-no. I don't have a problem with a booty call if I'm in the mood also but let's set this up at a decent hour. Calling during booty call hours means he has been out tomcatting all night long and couldn't get any other chick to go home with him so now he is running through his phone to see whose up. Negro please!
passing gas. not acknowledging it and pretending like nothing happened. *really!?!? who does that?!!? i can smell your funky ass*

acting like a baller but has a roommate. *i... just.... cant*

trying to test me with dumb ass stupid questions. then when i answer them correctly, he replies.."i just wanted to see what you were gonna say". "ummm, just hand me a questionnaire with all the b******* so i can answer these dumb ass questions all at once.

male groupies/sidekicks that live vicariously through their friend/family who's the real baller
phone rings:

me: hello:
f*** nigga: hey
me: whats up
f*** nigga: do you know who this is
me: no
f*** nigga: damn you gave your number out to that many dudes

*ummm listen up f*** nigga. i just met you. i gave you MY number which means that this is the first time that I am seeing YOUR number. people call my phone all the time who is not stored in my phone! what in the hell?!?!
- bit@#azz ninja's - they always do dumb ish! like clapping their hands when they talk (so annoying)
-tight dudes- if you need it that bad why are you trying to date- save yo' money man!
-putting rims and a security system on a pinto
Nigga who always talking about other niggas hating on them...dude no one knows nor cares about you.
Niggas who brag about the chicks they smash, so you really think I want your worn out d*** now? Seriously?
Dudes who stick their tounge in your mouth when you kiss and they do that side to side s***, i should bit your f****** tongue off!!
Dudes who always talking about they baby momma, Nigga phuck yo baby momma!
Dudes who can't change a tire, nigga gonna ask me if I have AAA. I HATE YOU!!
i just had to come in this piece and read yo response sheli. i knew u were gone be cutting up. lmao

Sheli said:
Nigga who always talking about other niggas hating on them...dude no one knows nor cares about you. Niggas who brag about the chicks they smash, so you really think I want your worn out d*** now? Seriously?
Dudes who stick their tounge in your mouth when you kiss and they do that side to side s***, i should bit your f****** tongue off!!
Dudes who always talking about they baby momma, Nigga phuck yo baby momma!
Dudes who can't change a tire, nigga gonna ask me if I have AAA. I HATE YOU!!
LOL, Don, I'm coming to realize that I may be an Angry Black Woman (in denial). But in my defense these type of posts just always start when I'm hormonal or going through drama, LOL This is my therapy!!
DON_JUAN said:
i just had to come in this piece and read yo response sheli. i knew u were gone be cutting up. lmao
Sheli said:
Nigga who always talking about other niggas hating on them...dude no one knows nor cares about you. Niggas who brag about the chicks they smash, so you really think I want your worn out d*** now? Seriously? Dudes who stick their tounge in your mouth when you kiss and they do that side to side s***, i should bit your f****** tongue off!!
Dudes who always talking about they baby momma, Nigga phuck yo baby momma!
Dudes who can't change a tire, nigga gonna ask me if I have AAA. I HATE YOU!!
That Damn OG is a BEAST!...LMAO

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