Beyonce's Perfume Smells Like Car Fumes and Vanilla Body Spray

 

It may be cold outside, but not in Sharon Clott's cubicle. For she was the lucky one among the nymag.com fashion staff to receive a complimentary bottle of Beyoncé's new Heat fragrance today. Seized undoubtedly by impulse, she actually spritzed it on her wrist. Once on the skin, the scent transformed in a matter of just a few minutes from something floral-y and vaguely acceptable to an offensive mix of car fumes and that vanilla body spray Victoria's Secret used to sell to 12-year-olds. But the biggest problem with this fragrance? The packaging. The box doesn't say "Buy me! My $59 price tag is a BARGAIN!" It says something else entirely.

Frankly, it reminds us of lube. First because the "Heat" logo along with the gold swirl looks like something that belongs on a bottle of KY. Also, the etchings on the sides of the Heat box, ahem, are nearly identical to the pattern behind the KY logo. But calling to mind sex is kind of Beyoncé's thing, which is why this fragrance could just be a smashing success.

Spotted @ GJ

 

 

LMAO....anybody had a whiff?

 

 

 

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Yea my mom bought a bottle All-Star weekend and I have on some now it doesn't stink but then again women parfumes adapt to different female body scents the natural smell of a female in which all females dont carry the same pheromones so I smell good and have received compliments all morning so maybe her scent just doesn't mix.lol
your sooo right... that's where women go wrong... Everything isn't for EVERYBODY

Peaches said:
Yea my mom bought a bottle All-Star weekend and I have on some now it doesn't stink but then again women parfumes adapt to different female body scents the natural smell of a female in which all females dont carry the same pheromones so I smell good and have received compliments all morning so maybe her scent just doesn't mix.lol
Or like exhaust from an airplane?????
Beyonce's perfume smells so good on me that It has replaced my Issey Miyake , which is was crazy about. It also smells really good on my girl friend. I have yet to go around a guy with it on yet but Im betting that he is going to want to rip my clothes off. I guess some people's body scents just dont match. I would highly recommend Beyonces new fragance. And for only $59 bucks it is a hell of a sale!
I didn't spray it on me because I didn't like the way it smelled..it's just smelled weird to me.
LMAO, somehow I knew you would say this.
B is practicing mind control on her fan$ now??? kekeke

Beautifulone said:
Or like exhaust from an airplane?????
@ spice PLLLLEEEAAASSSEE dont get her started LOL I was trying to ignore that.
I smelled it in the magazine ad and didn't care for it but I'm kinda picky. Issey makes me nauseous so maybe it's me.
It is possible (lmao)



Cougar $pice said:
LMAO, somehow I knew you would say this.
B is practicing mind control on her fan$ now??? kekeke

Beautifulone said:
Or like exhaust from an airplane?????
Better yet she aint that smart - her superiors are doing it!



Beautifulone said:
It is possible (lmao)



Cougar $pice said:
LMAO, somehow I knew you would say this.
B is practicing mind control on her fan$ now??? kekeke

Beautifulone said:
Or like exhaust from an airplane?????
COUGAR SPRICE THIS IS FOR YOU!! See below

What In The World Are They Spraying?

Michael J. Murphy
Countercurrents.org
March 4, 2010

What would you say if you were told that airplanes were regularly spraying toxic aerosols in the skies above every major region of the world? That is exactly what a group of protestors were claiming outside of the annual American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) meeting that was held in San Diego from February 18-22. However, inside the convention center was a different story. The scientists gathered to discuss the “plausibility” of implementing various Geo-engineering campaigns throughout the world, all under the guise that the Earth has a man-made global warming problem that can be solved in-part by spraying aerosol aluminum and other particles into the sky to block the sun. When these scientists were asked about the possibility of existing aerosol programs; they stated that no aerosol spraying programs have been implemented to date. A little confused? Why would protestors gather outside of a meeting making claims that world-wide aerosol programs were under way if scientist were only now discussing the possibility of implementing these programs? Could it be that one of these groups is being deceived?

http://www.prisonplanet.com/what-in-the-world-are-they-spraying.html

Cougar $pice said:
LMAO, somehow I knew you would say this.
B is practicing mind control on her fan$ now??? kekeke

Beautifulone said:
Or like exhaust from an airplane?????
That's hella crazy and scarey 2012 here we come :(

Beautifulone said:
COUGAR SPRICE THIS IS FOR YOU!! See below

What In The World Are They Spraying?

Michael J. Murphy
Countercurrents.org
March 4, 2010

What would you say if you were told that airplanes were regularly spraying toxic aerosols in the skies above every major region of the world? That is exactly what a group of protestors were claiming outside of the annual American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) meeting that was held in San Diego from February 18-22. However, inside the convention center was a different story. The scientists gathered to discuss the “plausibility” of implementing various Geo-engineering campaigns throughout the world, all under the guise that the Earth has a man-made global warming problem that can be solved in-part by spraying aerosol aluminum and other particles into the sky to block the sun. When these scientists were asked about the possibility of existing aerosol programs; they stated that no aerosol spraying programs have been implemented to date. A little confused? Why would protestors gather outside of a meeting making claims that world-wide aerosol programs were under way if scientist were only now discussing the possibility of implementing these programs? Could it be that one of these groups is being deceived?

http://www.prisonplanet.com/what-in-the-world-are-they-spraying.html

Cougar $pice said:
LMAO, somehow I knew you would say this.
B is practicing mind control on her fan$ now??? kekeke

Beautifulone said:
Or like exhaust from an airplane?????

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