List some of the things you heard broke niggas say..

 

I'll start:

 

"Money isn't Everything"

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Unless this ninja is from LA we got them here in Bmore, too. lol

luvsmoochez said:

Broke ass nigga lines in LA:

 

"I'm a producer." (For who?..making beats on ur computer doesnt = producer)

"I'm an actor." (When is the last time you were paid for a gig?)

"I'm an entrepreneur" (Selling CD's at the carwash is not a real business)

"My mom lives with me. " (Ummmm prolly not since she has the master bedroom, boo)

"Me & my baby's mom's are just roommates!"  ( Boy BYE!)

 

lmao...i guess like someome alluded to earlier...broke negroes are not a regional problem it's a nationwide failure.

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

Unless this ninja is from LA we got them here in Bmore, too. lol
luvsmoochez said:

Broke ass nigga lines in LA:

 

"I'm a producer." (For who?..making beats on ur computer doesnt = producer)

"I'm an actor." (When is the last time you were paid for a gig?)

"I'm an entrepreneur" (Selling CD's at the carwash is not a real business)

"My mom lives with me. " (Ummmm prolly not since she has the master bedroom, boo)

"Me & my baby's mom's are just roommates!"  ( Boy BYE!)

 

*church lady voice* Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll lol

luvsmoochez said:

lmao...i guess like someome alluded to earlier...broke negroes are not a regional problem it's a nationwide failure.

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

Unless this ninja is from LA we got them here in Bmore, too. lol
luvsmoochez said:

Broke ass nigga lines in LA:

 

"I'm a producer." (For who?..making beats on ur computer doesnt = producer)

"I'm an actor." (When is the last time you were paid for a gig?)

"I'm an entrepreneur" (Selling CD's at the carwash is not a real business)

"My mom lives with me. " (Ummmm prolly not since she has the master bedroom, boo)

"Me & my baby's mom's are just roommates!"  ( Boy BYE!)

 

I have been away for too long! These quotes had me rollin! And brokeness is definitely an epidemic!

 

I remember when my ex "left his wallet at home"...I was so mad! I had to let his ass know that I am not that b****. In retrospect, I should've walked out on him. But I've never been pressed about money, especially not a couple of dollars. So my ballin' ass dropped cash money and never looked back. I hate cheap ass men. And the fact that they don't realize they got the roles all wrong.

These guys wanna say they're a man one minute, then expect a woman (most times w/ children of her own) to support they ass....child plz! Men who don't wanna be called a broke b**** should act like one.

Missed you ladies and gents

LOL

SACK CHASER said:

"Stop acting like a bum asking for change"

"We should definitely go out...we can catch the bus to..."

"Do you mind if I order 2 entrees?"

"you expect me to offer your friends a drink too...Dag its like 4 of them!!"

"If I buy you dinner I wont have gas money for the week, lets go to the caf." ( this 1 was from freshman yr of college, we were all broke but geesh I don't do dates in the cafeteria either)

"I crashed my car but its cool, my mom is going to give me her benz when she gets a new one...I lost my job after I got shot but its cool bc my mom owns my house, I'm going to buy it from her when I get my case money" 

"I don't know why my car won't start" -Humm, maybe it has something to do with that little keypad the buy-here/pay-here car dealer attached to your ignition. My mom was in the house dying when he had to come back in and wait for a ride.

 

 

Naw, I dont drive right now my license messed up........

I need a woman who gonna look out for me sometimes...

Hey can I hold $5 I dont have any money....

You wanna go to Red Lobster....

Broke niggas will f*** the dog s*** out of you...LOL

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

oh he was *sighs* He was one of them shiftless negroes that knew how to f**.

Baller Alert said:

That sounds like a bum.. 15 dollars barely buys you three gallons of gas. LOL

Crying real tears.... OMG. I think we did a post about niggas driving luxury cars with the kill switch on them. LOL

McKenna Hylton said:

"We should definitely go out...we can catch the bus to..."

"Do you mind if I order 2 entrees?"

"you expect me to offer your friends a drink too...Dag its like 4 of them!!"

"If I buy you dinner I wont have gas money for the week, lets go to the caf." ( this 1 was from freshman yr of college, we were all broke but geesh I don't do dates in the cafeteria either)

"I crashed my car but its cool, my mom is going to give me her benz when she gets a new one...I lost my job after I got shot but its cool bc my mom owns my house, I'm going to buy it from her when I get my case money" 

"I don't know why my car won't start" -Humm, maybe it has something to do with that little keypad the buy-here/pay-here car dealer attached to your ignition. My mom was in the house dying when he had to come back in and wait for a ride.

 

 

lol I guess this is why men say we are asking for too much since they only wanna hold a couple dollars. lol And girl, he was treating you to cheddar biscuits! lol iCan't! It is too early for you and McKenna Hylton with that damn ignition switch. *cackling*

PrettyPretty said:

Naw, I dont drive right now my license messed up........

I need a woman who gonna look out for me sometimes...

Hey can I hold $5 I dont have any money....

You wanna go to Red Lobster....

LOL! got nothing to lose stroke

Baller Alert said:

Broke niggas will f*** the dog s*** out of you...LOL
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

oh he was *sighs* He was one of them shiftless negroes that knew how to f**.
Baller Alert said:

That sounds like a bum.. 15 dollars barely buys you three gallons of gas. LOL

are you one of those women or are we gonna build together ma?

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