List some of the things you heard broke niggas say..

 

I'll start:

 

"Money isn't Everything"

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Back to the Broke Nigga Quotes... PLEASE

15 dollars??? wtf...

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

Must be a regional thing because I'm still hearing # 1:

 

1) You gonna mess around and miss your blessing.

2) I loaned this ninja $15 the week before his birthday because he showed up on my job begging for a couple dollars. A couple days before his birthday he asked me what I was getting him. I told him he could keep the $15. He said, nawl, I'm a pay you back. I want you to get me a real gift. UGH! The only reason I loaned him the money was because I was so embarrassed, I had just started working and I was a receptionist at a pediatric clinic at the time. smh

3) Every kiss does not begin with Kay! That's some bs the white man started.

 

AND SHELI IS STOOPID!!!! LOL

Was it too much? lol

Baller Alert said:

15 dollars??? wtf...
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

Must be a regional thing because I'm still hearing # 1:

 

1) You gonna mess around and miss your blessing.

2) I loaned this ninja $15 the week before his birthday because he showed up on my job begging for a couple dollars. A couple days before his birthday he asked me what I was getting him. I told him he could keep the $15. He said, nawl, I'm a pay you back. I want you to get me a real gift. UGH! The only reason I loaned him the money was because I was so embarrassed, I had just started working and I was a receptionist at a pediatric clinic at the time. smh

3) Every kiss does not begin with Kay! That's some bs the white man started.

 

AND SHELI IS STOOPID!!!! LOL

That sounds like a bum.. 15 dollars barely buys you three gallons of gas. LOL

"I dont give a f**k about no money; I've had money before"

"You so selfish.... all you think about is yourself"

"It gets greater later"

"I want to come see you, but I don't have any gas money"

"You paid how much for that bag???!" 

oh he was *sighs* He was one of them shiftless negroes that knew how to f**.

Baller Alert said:

That sounds like a bum.. 15 dollars barely buys you three gallons of gas. LOL

Broke ass nigga lines in LA:

 

"I'm a producer." (For who?..making beats on ur computer doesnt = producer)

"I'm an actor." (When is the last time you were paid for a gig?)

"I'm an entrepreneur" (Selling CD's at the carwash is not a real business)

"My mom lives with me. " (Ummmm prolly not since she has the master bedroom, boo)

"Me & my baby's mom's are just roommates!"  ( Boy BYE!)

 

Unless this ninja is from LA we got them here in Bmore, too. lol

luvsmoochez said:

Broke ass nigga lines in LA:

 

"I'm a producer." (For who?..making beats on ur computer doesnt = producer)

"I'm an actor." (When is the last time you were paid for a gig?)

"I'm an entrepreneur" (Selling CD's at the carwash is not a real business)

"My mom lives with me. " (Ummmm prolly not since she has the master bedroom, boo)

"Me & my baby's mom's are just roommates!"  ( Boy BYE!)

 

lmao...i guess like someome alluded to earlier...broke negroes are not a regional problem it's a nationwide failure.

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

Unless this ninja is from LA we got them here in Bmore, too. lol
luvsmoochez said:

Broke ass nigga lines in LA:

 

"I'm a producer." (For who?..making beats on ur computer doesnt = producer)

"I'm an actor." (When is the last time you were paid for a gig?)

"I'm an entrepreneur" (Selling CD's at the carwash is not a real business)

"My mom lives with me. " (Ummmm prolly not since she has the master bedroom, boo)

"Me & my baby's mom's are just roommates!"  ( Boy BYE!)

 

*church lady voice* Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll lol

luvsmoochez said:

lmao...i guess like someome alluded to earlier...broke negroes are not a regional problem it's a nationwide failure.

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

Unless this ninja is from LA we got them here in Bmore, too. lol
luvsmoochez said:

Broke ass nigga lines in LA:

 

"I'm a producer." (For who?..making beats on ur computer doesnt = producer)

"I'm an actor." (When is the last time you were paid for a gig?)

"I'm an entrepreneur" (Selling CD's at the carwash is not a real business)

"My mom lives with me. " (Ummmm prolly not since she has the master bedroom, boo)

"Me & my baby's mom's are just roommates!"  ( Boy BYE!)

 

I have been away for too long! These quotes had me rollin! And brokeness is definitely an epidemic!

 

I remember when my ex "left his wallet at home"...I was so mad! I had to let his ass know that I am not that b****. In retrospect, I should've walked out on him. But I've never been pressed about money, especially not a couple of dollars. So my ballin' ass dropped cash money and never looked back. I hate cheap ass men. And the fact that they don't realize they got the roles all wrong.

These guys wanna say they're a man one minute, then expect a woman (most times w/ children of her own) to support they ass....child plz! Men who don't wanna be called a broke b**** should act like one.

Missed you ladies and gents

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