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So this girl Vanity Wonder just came across my timeline so i googled. She is a stripper who got butt shots then wrote a book about it. I read an excerpt and I think I'm going to buy the book.. it's only 3 bucks.
CHAPTER 6: LUXOR
Even though I had kicked the drugs, that didn’t mean I was going to kick my appointment to get pumped. In my mind, the two were never connected. It’s not like I was high when I decided that I wanted them, and I saw no harm in getting them. I had always wanted a better body and on top of that, I liked the compliments that I’d got when I was a little thicker. I was excited about my impending appointment. I can’t say that I ever had any thoughts that were good or bad about getting shots. I was just very excited, a little scared and somewhat curious.
When my appointment came, that cold night in November 2006, I had every emotion you could imagine running through me. Onyx, another dancer named Denim and I, met at the Detroit Teaser at around 9pm. Onyx wasn’t getting done but since she was our plug, she had to take us to the shot lady. Our appointments weren’t until like 10:30 and 11pm, so to pass the time we sat in the club and chatted with our friends.
When the time came, the three of us jumped in the same car and started on our way. I was in the backseat and didn’t know our destination but I didn’t care. I was just trying to remain calm. In the front seat, Onyx and Denim were talking at a normal volume but I could faintly hear them. Onyx was calling Luxor to get the information on what hotel she was at and what room number she was in. Since I wasn’t paying attention, I didn’t hear the information that Onyx repeated back through the phone but about 15 minutes later, we arrived at our destination.
As we got off the elevator, onto the floor where Luxor’s room was, two girls approached us to get on. They looked at us like they knew what we were about to do and we looked at them like we knew what they had just done. We arrived at the room number and Onyx knocked on the door. We were let in by a short, chubby, Hispanic looking man. He was very bubbly and full of smiles as he greeted Onyx. She introduced him to us as Casey. He greeted us as warmly as he greeted Onyx. I could tell he was gay even before he said it, but it didn’t matter to me. I immediately liked him. I felt a good vibe from him.
As Casey and Onyx talked, Denim and I sat on the couch and I got a good look around the room. It was a regular hotel room, nothing special. We were in the living room with the TV, couch and chair. To the right was the bedroom. To the right of that was the bathroom and we could hear running water because that’s where Luxor was. To the right of that was the kitchen and to the right of that was us in the living room. There was a massage table that was halfway in the kitchen and halfway in the living room.
Finally, the one we were waiting for came out of the bathroom and she was HUGE.
“Hi, I’m Luxor,” she said in a very get-down-to-business way.
Onyx greeted her and introduced us by name. Then, they started chatting like there weren’t two very nervous people in the room who were ready to get this over with. As they talked, I tried not to be rude but I kept sneaking looks of Luxor. Something was off. She was an average looking woman in the face, dark skinned with a thick New York accent. Her breasts were huge and she had a big jiggly booty. She was over 6ft tall though, with huge hands and feet and her voice was kind of, well, deep. I blew it off like maybe she was just a big woman.
While the two of them caught up, Luxor brashly instructed Casey to put the numbing ointment on me and Denim. He called us over one at a time and rubbed a gel on our butts, then covered them with saran wrap. When I pulled my pants down, he was surprised.
“OH! You smell just like baby powder! It’s nice to get somebody in here that smell good. Some of these girls come in here smellin’ so bad!” he said.
After that, we were instructed to sit down and let the numbing gel work.
About 5 minutes went by then Luxor turned and asked us who was going to go first. Denim was visibly shaken and told me that I should go first. Even in the weeks leading up to us doing this, she had talked about being scared. I was too, but I refused to show it. I didn’t WANT to go first but if it meant getting through this, then I was happy to. After thinking about it for a second, Denim decided that if she seen me go first and have a bad time with it, then she wouldn’t get done. She said that she should just go first and not wanting to miss out on a sale, Luxor agreed.
I watched as Denim paid her $500, took off her jogging pants and climbed on the massage table. As she was getting injected, there were points when she was having a bad time and points when she was fine. I didn’t know what to make of the mixed bag of tricks. I asked her what it felt like and she couldn’t explain it. She was relieved to be done, and then it was my turn. I immediately wished it was someone else who was going to get shot with these needles. I mean, I freakin’ HATE needles. I have a hard time getting my blood drawn or getting vaccinated. I wished that someone else could take the pain but I would get the bigger butt. WHY had I let Denim go first?! That could be me, all done and sitting on the couch! Timeout for the fears and regrets because it was now my turn on the table. I gave Luxor my $500 and took off my pants.
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Permalink Reply by miss cali on -
im curious to know what ingredients are in the shots
and im with Tone... that ass is just too much, it look disgusting
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Permalink Reply by Cupcake10 on -
AGREED!!!
Tone said:She looks horrible with that fake butt and fake weave.
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on -
I read the excerpts and the witch doctor told them he was shooting them up with soybean oil.. then they use super glue and cottom balls to seal it so it won't leak.
Imma buy the book.. its three bucks.
miss cali said:im curious to know what ingredients are in the shots
and im with Tone... that ass is just too much, it look disgusting
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Permalink Reply by miss cali on
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omg.. it was all good until i read super glue. i think im gonna buy the book too
Baller Alert said:I read the excerpts and the witch doctor told them he was shooting them up with soybean oil.. then they use super glue and cottom balls to seal it so it won't leak.
Imma buy the book.. its three bucks.
miss cali said:im curious to know what ingredients are in the shots
and im with Tone... that ass is just too much, it look disgusting
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
This is ridiculous! I weep for our people. How can anyone find this attractive?? I'm keeping my $3.
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on
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Must be online, lower price creates volume. $3 bucks in nothing to some people. Do the math.
Tone said:why is she only selling her book for 3 bucks?
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Permalink Reply by Lovelymeeh on -
Its safer to get fat grafted and transferred.
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Permalink Reply by Tone © on -
we are talking about personal work though. Why would anyone take this book serious if she does not take it serious.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:Must be online, lower price creates volume. $3 bucks in nothing to some people. Do the math.
Tone said:why is she only selling her book for 3 bucks?
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on
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The book was 12 bucks on amazon... it's 3 bucks for an ebook on kindle. What difference does it make?
Tone said:
we are talking about personal work though. Why would anyone take this book serious if she does not take it serious.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:Must be online, lower price creates volume. $3 bucks in nothing to some people. Do the math.
Tone said:why is she only selling her book for 3 bucks?
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Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on
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I doubt anyone finds it attractive but the excerpts are good...
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:This is ridiculous! I weep for our people. How can anyone find this attractive?? I'm keeping my $3.
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