Cell Phone Carrier tells you about your PERSONALITY...LOL
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Now, they say (Who ever the Fuck “They” are?) That you can judge a person by the clothes that he/she wears or how a person’s home is kept up. Well I have figured out another way you can judge a person, by their Cell Phone Carrier! That’s right people; take a ride with me as I explain having what Cell Phone Carrier tells you about your personality.
Verizon Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Boojie” people. Yup, they are uppity, travel, and love fancy things. They love shopping,hanging with “important” people, and vacations frequently. Verizon carriers don’t really do the “Club” scene like that; they really would rather do a lounge with a couple of friends. BUT, they have shitty attitudes and swear to the high heavens they are better than everyone else. (Have you ever tried to blame a Verizon Carrier that the call dropped because of them? They all defend Verizon like they have stock in the company. I believe it’s in the 2 year contract that they signed.) Drink Of Choice: Apple or Strawberry Martini (Shaken Not Stirred) and Wine. Where You’ll Find Them: Lounge, Wine Tasting Party, or on an Island because even to them “They Still Got Service”.
T-Mobile Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the people “Outgoing yet Layback” people. They’re all about enjoying life. They usually LOVE Sex but they are more into relationships than the occasional Fucking around. They are about families, friends, and meeting new people. Catering friendly house parties are what they are about. BUT They are a little on the Crazy side. They tend to be possessive which causes them to have bad attitudes from time to time. (Before the T-Mobile Drink, I Darnell Wright have to say, if you’re over the age of 23 and you still have a Sidekick, Kick Yo Self In Da Face!) Now, Drink Of Choice: Rum, Nuvo, Ciroc, anything to get in the “Mood”. Where You’ll Find Them: Home, Cook Outs, or Chilling taking it easy with Family and Friends.
AT&T/Cingular Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Business” people. They about that Paper! They’re motto is Work Now, Sleep When I’m Dead! AT&T Carrier is on the phone making sure that “Deal” gets done. They dress well, shop well, drive well, and Gaa Damn It, live very well! They’re not really the hanging out type, and if they do it’s just small fancy restaurant for two with a “Friend”. BUT, They’re horrible dates. They spend most of the time worrying about work and they are self absorbed. Because of their work they forget how to treat their significant other. Drink Of Choice: Champagne, Vodka & Cranberry, Usually Goose or Jewel of Russia Classic (That’s right step you’re Vodka Game Up Bitches). Where You’ll Find Them: Fancy Restaurants, Cocktail Parties, and Invite ONLY Parties that “Regular Folk” aren’t invited to.
Sprint/Nextel/Boost: are the “Party” people. Fuck what you heard they get down Mon-Sun. They’re motto is Play now Work…Ehh Not That Important. They get money, but it’s usually from hustling and odd jobs. They just wanna have fun and want everyone around them to have fun. They're usually in the Club one hand in the air the other with a drink in the hand spilling the shit on a Verizon Carrier because “They Ain’t Gon Do Shit” LOL. And They don’t bullshit on the drinking they gets it in! BUT they miss out on shit because of shitty Service! They procrastinate and are never on time. Sometimes come off as downright Lazy. Drink Of Choice: Henny, Remy, 151, anything hard that’s going to get them Fucked Up! Where You’ll Find Them: Club couch acting a fool, Bars, Playing Spades, and any Vacation spot that’s has a party atmosphere Vegas, Memorial Day in Cancun or Miami.
By: Darnell Wright
Verizon Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Boojie” people. Yup, they are uppity, travel, and love fancy things. They love shopping,hanging with “important” people, and vacations frequently. Verizon carriers don’t really do the “Club” scene like that; they really would rather do a lounge with a couple of friends. BUT, they have shitty attitudes and swear to the high heavens they are better than everyone else. (Have you ever tried to blame a Verizon Carrier that the call dropped because of them? They all defend Verizon like they have stock in the company. I believe it’s in the 2 year contract that they signed.) Drink Of Choice: Apple or Strawberry Martini (Shaken Not Stirred) and Wine. Where You’ll Find Them: Lounge, Wine Tasting Party, or on an Island because even to them “They Still Got Service”.
T-Mobile Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the people “Outgoing yet Layback” people. They’re all about enjoying life. They usually LOVE Sex but they are more into relationships than the occasional Fucking around. They are about families, friends, and meeting new people. Catering friendly house parties are what they are about. BUT They are a little on the Crazy side. They tend to be possessive which causes them to have bad attitudes from time to time. (Before the T-Mobile Drink, I Darnell Wright have to say, if you’re over the age of 23 and you still have a Sidekick, Kick Yo Self In Da Face!) Now, Drink Of Choice: Rum, Nuvo, Ciroc, anything to get in the “Mood”. Where You’ll Find Them: Home, Cook Outs, or Chilling taking it easy with Family and Friends.
AT&T/Cingular Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Business” people. They about that Paper! They’re motto is Work Now, Sleep When I’m Dead! AT&T Carrier is on the phone making sure that “Deal” gets done. They dress well, shop well, drive well, and Gaa Damn It, live very well! They’re not really the hanging out type, and if they do it’s just small fancy restaurant for two with a “Friend”. BUT, They’re horrible dates. They spend most of the time worrying about work and they are self absorbed. Because of their work they forget how to treat their significant other. Drink Of Choice: Champagne, Vodka & Cranberry, Usually Goose or Jewel of Russia Classic (That’s right step you’re Vodka Game Up Bitches). Where You’ll Find Them: Fancy Restaurants, Cocktail Parties, and Invite ONLY Parties that “Regular Folk” aren’t invited to.
Sprint/Nextel/Boost: are the “Party” people. Fuck what you heard they get down Mon-Sun. They’re motto is Play now Work…Ehh Not That Important. They get money, but it’s usually from hustling and odd jobs. They just wanna have fun and want everyone around them to have fun. They're usually in the Club one hand in the air the other with a drink in the hand spilling the shit on a Verizon Carrier because “They Ain’t Gon Do Shit” LOL. And They don’t bullshit on the drinking they gets it in! BUT they miss out on shit because of shitty Service! They procrastinate and are never on time. Sometimes come off as downright Lazy. Drink Of Choice: Henny, Remy, 151, anything hard that’s going to get them Fucked Up! Where You’ll Find Them: Club couch acting a fool, Bars, Playing Spades, and any Vacation spot that’s has a party atmosphere Vegas, Memorial Day in Cancun or Miami.
By: Darnell Wright
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Snow Flower on -
I must be confused as hell... I have Verizon, AT&T, and Sprint...
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Permalink Reply by OUT OF CONTROL on -
Verizon is too damn funny! And I'm Sprint all day! LOL!
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Permalink Reply by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on -
Lmao! Mine is actually true, I've got t-mobile...
Sprint is too funny - everyone I know with thse Sprint/Boost service has that attitude!
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Permalink Reply by Goldie Fish on -
sprint. lmao. thas me. i get a few drinks and Im into every song.
imma drop my drinks on clem cause she aint gon do shit. lol
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Permalink Reply by CLEM on -
Yes ill do shit about you dropping drinks on me in or out of the Club better yet ill get you on an island because “I Still Got Service”. lol
Goldie Fish said:sprint. lmao. thas me. i get a few drinks and Im into every song.
imma drop my drinks on clem cause she aint gon do shit. lol
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Permalink Reply by Ali Sin (formerly No Name Cutie) on -
Lol! Funny, but so true... T-mobile got me!
I'm over 23 and still have a sidekick and so does my 30+ cousin WHAT!
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Permalink Reply by Devyn AKA Dominique Devereaux on -
Can you hear me now? I got THE network behind me...lol!
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Permalink Reply by They on -
Awe shat! This is hilarious! U 4got about the foke like me who have one of these (cingular) plus the local (metropcs) service! And like clem im geeked when i get to cleveland or arizona and i STILL got service on my metro, but can always act like i dont :-)
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Permalink Reply by Goldie Fish on
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LMAO. it'd only be Malibu. lol. you'd smell like coco nuts. quit being selfish. lol
so what if i can't make phone calls in my apt. and i gotta walk outside and cross the street to get a bar(true story)
CLEM said:Yes ill do shit about you dropping drinks on me in or out of the Club better yet ill get you on an island because “I Still Got Service”. lol
Goldie Fish said:sprint. lmao. thas me. i get a few drinks and Im into every song.
imma drop my drinks on clem cause she aint gon do shit. lol
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Permalink Reply by L0vie D0vie on -
T-Mobile Here... most of this is true! lmao!
I still have a SK too and i'm over 23! hahahaha!
Ali Sin (formerly No Name Cutie) said:Lol! Funny, but so true... T-mobile got me!
I'm over 23 and still have a sidekick and so does my 30+ cousin WHAT!
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