Cell Phone Carrier tells you about your PERSONALITY...LOL
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Now, they say (Who ever the Fuck “They” are?) That you can judge a person by the clothes that he/she wears or how a person’s home is kept up. Well I have figured out another way you can judge a person, by their Cell Phone Carrier! That’s right people; take a ride with me as I explain having what Cell Phone Carrier tells you about your personality.
Verizon Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Boojie” people. Yup, they are uppity, travel, and love fancy things. They love shopping,hanging with “important” people, and vacations frequently. Verizon carriers don’t really do the “Club” scene like that; they really would rather do a lounge with a couple of friends. BUT, they have shitty attitudes and swear to the high heavens they are better than everyone else. (Have you ever tried to blame a Verizon Carrier that the call dropped because of them? They all defend Verizon like they have stock in the company. I believe it’s in the 2 year contract that they signed.) Drink Of Choice: Apple or Strawberry Martini (Shaken Not Stirred) and Wine. Where You’ll Find Them: Lounge, Wine Tasting Party, or on an Island because even to them “They Still Got Service”.
T-Mobile Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the people “Outgoing yet Layback” people. They’re all about enjoying life. They usually LOVE Sex but they are more into relationships than the occasional Fucking around. They are about families, friends, and meeting new people. Catering friendly house parties are what they are about. BUT They are a little on the Crazy side. They tend to be possessive which causes them to have bad attitudes from time to time. (Before the T-Mobile Drink, I Darnell Wright have to say, if you’re over the age of 23 and you still have a Sidekick, Kick Yo Self In Da Face!) Now, Drink Of Choice: Rum, Nuvo, Ciroc, anything to get in the “Mood”. Where You’ll Find Them: Home, Cook Outs, or Chilling taking it easy with Family and Friends.
AT&T/Cingular Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Business” people. They about that Paper! They’re motto is Work Now, Sleep When I’m Dead! AT&T Carrier is on the phone making sure that “Deal” gets done. They dress well, shop well, drive well, and Gaa Damn It, live very well! They’re not really the hanging out type, and if they do it’s just small fancy restaurant for two with a “Friend”. BUT, They’re horrible dates. They spend most of the time worrying about work and they are self absorbed. Because of their work they forget how to treat their significant other. Drink Of Choice: Champagne, Vodka & Cranberry, Usually Goose or Jewel of Russia Classic (That’s right step you’re Vodka Game Up Bitches). Where You’ll Find Them: Fancy Restaurants, Cocktail Parties, and Invite ONLY Parties that “Regular Folk” aren’t invited to.
Sprint/Nextel/Boost: are the “Party” people. Fuck what you heard they get down Mon-Sun. They’re motto is Play now Work…Ehh Not That Important. They get money, but it’s usually from hustling and odd jobs. They just wanna have fun and want everyone around them to have fun. They're usually in the Club one hand in the air the other with a drink in the hand spilling the shit on a Verizon Carrier because “They Ain’t Gon Do Shit” LOL. And They don’t bullshit on the drinking they gets it in! BUT they miss out on shit because of shitty Service! They procrastinate and are never on time. Sometimes come off as downright Lazy. Drink Of Choice: Henny, Remy, 151, anything hard that’s going to get them Fucked Up! Where You’ll Find Them: Club couch acting a fool, Bars, Playing Spades, and any Vacation spot that’s has a party atmosphere Vegas, Memorial Day in Cancun or Miami.
By: Darnell Wright
Verizon Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Boojie” people. Yup, they are uppity, travel, and love fancy things. They love shopping,hanging with “important” people, and vacations frequently. Verizon carriers don’t really do the “Club” scene like that; they really would rather do a lounge with a couple of friends. BUT, they have shitty attitudes and swear to the high heavens they are better than everyone else. (Have you ever tried to blame a Verizon Carrier that the call dropped because of them? They all defend Verizon like they have stock in the company. I believe it’s in the 2 year contract that they signed.) Drink Of Choice: Apple or Strawberry Martini (Shaken Not Stirred) and Wine. Where You’ll Find Them: Lounge, Wine Tasting Party, or on an Island because even to them “They Still Got Service”.
T-Mobile Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the people “Outgoing yet Layback” people. They’re all about enjoying life. They usually LOVE Sex but they are more into relationships than the occasional Fucking around. They are about families, friends, and meeting new people. Catering friendly house parties are what they are about. BUT They are a little on the Crazy side. They tend to be possessive which causes them to have bad attitudes from time to time. (Before the T-Mobile Drink, I Darnell Wright have to say, if you’re over the age of 23 and you still have a Sidekick, Kick Yo Self In Da Face!) Now, Drink Of Choice: Rum, Nuvo, Ciroc, anything to get in the “Mood”. Where You’ll Find Them: Home, Cook Outs, or Chilling taking it easy with Family and Friends.
AT&T/Cingular Cell Phone Carriers: are usually the “Business” people. They about that Paper! They’re motto is Work Now, Sleep When I’m Dead! AT&T Carrier is on the phone making sure that “Deal” gets done. They dress well, shop well, drive well, and Gaa Damn It, live very well! They’re not really the hanging out type, and if they do it’s just small fancy restaurant for two with a “Friend”. BUT, They’re horrible dates. They spend most of the time worrying about work and they are self absorbed. Because of their work they forget how to treat their significant other. Drink Of Choice: Champagne, Vodka & Cranberry, Usually Goose or Jewel of Russia Classic (That’s right step you’re Vodka Game Up Bitches). Where You’ll Find Them: Fancy Restaurants, Cocktail Parties, and Invite ONLY Parties that “Regular Folk” aren’t invited to.
Sprint/Nextel/Boost: are the “Party” people. Fuck what you heard they get down Mon-Sun. They’re motto is Play now Work…Ehh Not That Important. They get money, but it’s usually from hustling and odd jobs. They just wanna have fun and want everyone around them to have fun. They're usually in the Club one hand in the air the other with a drink in the hand spilling the shit on a Verizon Carrier because “They Ain’t Gon Do Shit” LOL. And They don’t bullshit on the drinking they gets it in! BUT they miss out on shit because of shitty Service! They procrastinate and are never on time. Sometimes come off as downright Lazy. Drink Of Choice: Henny, Remy, 151, anything hard that’s going to get them Fucked Up! Where You’ll Find Them: Club couch acting a fool, Bars, Playing Spades, and any Vacation spot that’s has a party atmosphere Vegas, Memorial Day in Cancun or Miami.
By: Darnell Wright
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Permalink Reply by Tee on -
This is too cute. AT&T all day baby... and my bf has Verizon and he is just like and my friends have sprint and baby does that describe them...LOL
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Permalink Reply by Cookie Pie on -
Well I have Sprint and most of that shit is true but I work more than I play and I don't club that much ....... I do work at the club alot though ...... hmmmmm . Lol
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Permalink Reply by Ishtar on -
Chica don't be saying you have all those carries, next thing you know, BA detectives are going to label you as having Sybil tendencies...and we all know that's not a good thing around these parts, before you know it you'll be in cyber exhile!
Snow Flower said:I must be confused as hell... I have Verizon, AT&T, and Sprint...
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Permalink Reply by a_BilLi on -
This is so funny bc AT&T is my work phone and T-mobile was my personal phone. I was a Sprint carrier when I was younger, but I guess I grew up a lil. I still fuck with Henny, Remy and spill my drink on mofo's like they ain't gonna do shit tho!
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Permalink Reply by Raegan on -
This describes me too! I've had Sprint upwards five or six years. I'm going to Miami for Memorial Day too! But I can't play Spades to save my life ;/
Slim Goodie said:LOL, I got Sprint and LOVE to play SPADES and I planned on going to Miami around memorial day. This is sooo funny!
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Permalink Reply by tHeOfFiCialLuRKeR on -
So and I. And I was just thinking about switching to a Crackberry, but I don't think I can do it! LOL! And now that TMobile offers the unlimited plan for $50, I'm staying with them!
**L0vieD0vie** said:T-Mobile Here... most of this is true! lmao!
I still have a SK too and i'm over 23! hahahaha!
Ali Sin (formerly No Name Cutie) said:Lol! Funny, but so true... T-mobile got me!
I'm over 23 and still have a sidekick and so does my 30+ cousin WHAT!
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Permalink Reply by MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on -
Sprint and AT&T and yeah that's an intersting mix of me.
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