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Dear Girlfriend Who Is Always “Ret-To-Go”:
What’s your rush? I hear you saying that you got work in the morning, but you knew that before you came out tonight. You cant possibly mean to tell me that you came to America’s hottest party at 12:30am and are ready to leave at 2:00am. What’s the problem? Why do you really want to leave? Oh, I know why. Let me list them for you.
1) You just realized that your friends are using you because you’re the one with the car. You thought about all the times you needed them and they didn’t come through for you. Yet, whenever they need to get somewhere, they call you.
2) No one is paying you any attention. The four of you came together but no one ever offers you anything. Your girls get offered a seat at the VIP table. Your girls get offered drinks at the bar. Whenever someone taps you on the shoulder, it’s to tell you that you’re standing in the way.
3) You’re miserable. You can’t stand to see anyone else happy. You’re girl is a bit tipsy, a little horny and is ready to let this new guy make her love come down. Just as sparks are ready to fly, you’re cock-blocking ass steps in with the “I’m ret-to-go”. Listen, I totally understand the urge to leave when you’re not having fun. S***, I’d leave to if I wasn’t having fun. However, I wont ruin everyone else’s fun. Sometimes, you have to take one for the team. Let them live a little. P.S.If your “friends” only call you when they need a ride, tell them to call your other phone. (305) 24-GET-IT
1) You just realized that your friends are using you because you’re the one with the car. You thought about all the times you needed them and they didn’t come through for you. Yet, whenever they need to get somewhere, they call you.
2) No one is paying you any attention. The four of you came together but no one ever offers you anything. Your girls get offered a seat at the VIP table. Your girls get offered drinks at the bar. Whenever someone taps you on the shoulder, it’s to tell you that you’re standing in the way.
3) You’re miserable. You can’t stand to see anyone else happy. You’re girl is a bit tipsy, a little horny and is ready to let this new guy make her love come down. Just as sparks are ready to fly, you’re cock-blocking ass steps in with the “I’m ret-to-go”. Listen, I totally understand the urge to leave when you’re not having fun. S***, I’d leave to if I wasn’t having fun. However, I wont ruin everyone else’s fun. Sometimes, you have to take one for the team. Let them live a little. P.S.If your “friends” only call you when they need a ride, tell them to call your other phone. (305) 24-GET-IT
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Permalink Reply by Bonita on -
Hi Ladies..I have been a BA lurker for a few months but this post right here made me join. It hit the nail on my gf coz it just happened last weekend. My BFF and I were in SoBe for our annual vacay but unfortunately this time a friend joined us. Lets just say 2 and 3 were sooo true to the point were chick was also tryin to block at the hotel room..smh Lets just say she is not invited for Mem weekend gateway.
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