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Dear Office Pink Toes....
Dear Mr. & Misses Pink Toes:
Please stop inviting me to your potlucks. I see you don’t wash your hands in the bathroom, so I do not trust you or your cooking.
Please stop talking about your pets when I talk about my children. Your pets and my kids are not on the same level and no they are not as cute as my kids. So just stop it!
Please stop asking me if my hair is real! Yes, most of the days my hair is real but in the event that I want to do a lil sumthin sumthin extra it is none of your business where my hair stops and my weave begins. It doesn’t quite work like that anyway, plus I never ask you if your boobs are real or if your lips are really that full.
Please stop asking me questions as soon as I walk in. This frown on my face is not because I am an angry black woman but I just don’t want your pink azz fawkin with me soon as I walk in the door.
Please stop commenting on conversations when I am not talking to you. I know your azz is nosey, but pretend for one day that you are not. Every conversation does not need your perspective and you don’t need all the dirty details of my goings on since I was not talking to you in the first place.
Please stop asking me if I want my son to play in the NBA. Yes he is tall and yes he is black but every black boy with height does not aspire to play professional sports. He actually has more options that than. Please review our current presidency.
This has been a public service announcement, so that I don’t end up on our local news. Thank you.
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
You and I are >_> to <_< on the hair. I lubs my girls of all colors but what the hell is it about Caucasians and black women's hair?
When I wrapped my hair: So you just wrap it around your head at night and then brush it out? How does that work? I don't understand.
When I had braids: Your hair wasn't that long before. Where does your real hair end and the extensions begin?
Now that it is natural: So all of that is YOURS?????
They interrogate you like they are about to go into cosmetology and specialize in black hair care. smh
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Permalink Reply by luvsmoochez on
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lmfao...right!!
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:You and I are >_> to <_< on the hair. I lubs my girls of all colors but what the hell is it about Caucasians and black women's hair?
When I wrapped my hair: So you just wrap it around your head at night and then brush it out? How does that work? I don't understand.
When I had braids: Your hair wasn't that long before. Where does your real hair end and the extensions begin?
Now that it is natural: So all of that is YOURS?????
They interrogate you like they are about to go into cosmetology and specialize in black hair care. smh
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Permalink Reply by MissBling on -
Bwahaha! Too funny!
luvsmoochez said:lmfao...right!!
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:You and I are >_> to <_< on the hair. I lubs my girls of all colors but what the hell is it about Caucasians and black women's hair?
When I wrapped my hair: So you just wrap it around your head at night and then brush it out? How does that work? I don't understand.
When I had braids: Your hair wasn't that long before. Where does your real hair end and the extensions begin?
Now that it is natural: So all of that is YOURS?????
They interrogate you like they are about to go into cosmetology and specialize in black hair care. smh
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Permalink Reply by Kia Johnson on -
What gets me is when they try to touch it. Now I’m bobbin and weaving like I’m running from Mayweather. SMH
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on
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We actually agree on a few thing. I have taken vacation days to skip the office potlucks. I have seen at least 2 of them not wash their damn hands after coming out of the stall. Naw. I don't want nothing you cooked. I don't want to touch the same utensils you just touched. I don't want anything your nasty azz even breathed on.
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Gurlll I wish a m'fer WOULD touch my hair! Ut un....*smacks teef*
CC I know that's right! I watch their lack of hand washing...mm hmm...it's cold season too. I c u nasty f*cks.
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