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DEAR RAPPERS
Dear Rappers:
I love your music but you are telling way too many lies. You are not spending $10,000 in the club like you said in your song. Two bottles of Moet Rose & a bottle of Patron is about $1000 + tax + gratuity. You also are not having sex with the “baddest bitches”. You’re having sex with the same “bitches” everyone else had. Also, your chain does not cost $100,000. I know this because you cant afford it. Your album went double aluminum. I’m not here trying to hate on you but I’m just asking you to rap about things that really happen. Talk about how your mother wants you to get a real job. Talk about how your parole officer tries to d*** you at every visit. Talk about the time your baby mama threw the brick through your windshield. Listen, we enjoy how creatively you put together those lies but if you rap about the truth, you’ll sell more albums.
Marvin Ady
P.S. Please use real models in your videos
WWW.TWITTER.COM/MARVINADY
I love your music but you are telling way too many lies. You are not spending $10,000 in the club like you said in your song. Two bottles of Moet Rose & a bottle of Patron is about $1000 + tax + gratuity. You also are not having sex with the “baddest bitches”. You’re having sex with the same “bitches” everyone else had. Also, your chain does not cost $100,000. I know this because you cant afford it. Your album went double aluminum. I’m not here trying to hate on you but I’m just asking you to rap about things that really happen. Talk about how your mother wants you to get a real job. Talk about how your parole officer tries to d*** you at every visit. Talk about the time your baby mama threw the brick through your windshield. Listen, we enjoy how creatively you put together those lies but if you rap about the truth, you’ll sell more albums.
Marvin Ady
P.S. Please use real models in your videos
WWW.TWITTER.COM/MARVINADY
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Permalink Reply by RoyaleT on -
Your album went double aluminum~ I passed out laughing at this s*** OMG
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Permalink Reply by Ms. Ashley Banks on -
*applauds* I agree 10000000%!
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on -
the tips on what they should rap about is what got me LOL
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
Go on and tell them! LMBO!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Pamela on -
Please stop using BeBe,Gucci, BBS and/or VVS (half of em don't know what they f*** they sayin), Swag, Hot, Polo, 5 star, bad b****, s***, 22's- 24's, Bentley, Mazarati in ALL raps.
I know, I know....... it's gonna take some of you a while considering this is the extent of you vocabulary but we're gonna need you to do better.
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Permalink Reply by a_BilLi on -
um yeah -- and stop saying bad chicks wear Coogi, Bebe and LV in the same song. Figure out what you want. These are all different caliber b******! I'm sorry bad b****** just don't wear coogi.
Pamela said:Please stop using BeBe,Gucci, BBS and/or VVS (half of em don't know what they f*** they sayin), Swag, Hot, Polo, 5 star, bad b****, s***, 22's- 24's, Bentley, Mazarati in ALL raps.
I know, I know....... it's gonna take some of you a while considering this is the extent of you vocabulary but we're gonna need you to do better.
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Permalink Reply by Phoenix Alexander on -
LMAO!!! Coogi is so hideous!!! This post is hilarious for so many reasons!! I had to print it .. for those days I need a quick pick me up!
a_BilLi said:um yeah -- and stop saying bad chicks wear Coogi, Bebe and LV in the same song. Figure out what you want. These are all different caliber b******! I'm sorry bad b****** just don't wear coogi.
Pamela said:Please stop using BeBe,Gucci, BBS and/or VVS (half of em don't know what they f*** they sayin), Swag, Hot, Polo, 5 star, bad b****, s***, 22's- 24's, Bentley, Mazarati in ALL raps.
I know, I know....... it's gonna take some of you a while considering this is the extent of you vocabulary but we're gonna need you to do better.
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Permalink Reply by ReadytoSettleDown on -
i love this post but real talk...how many of us would listen and bounce to some real life music, things that really go on?...#fail. sounds good but it's not gonna happen...they say things they know people wanna hear about...partyin, sex, money, drugs and clothes.
*shouts out to common, goodie mob and the roots...where they at? oh, they been bumped off the radio by the trappin, dub ridin, stripper chasin, ex-con, pill poppin rappers...
ps...i love Tip but if he go to jail one mo' time...
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Permalink Reply by Cher on -
Coogi...Nah Bad B's wear Emilio Pucci!!
a_BilLi said:um yeah -- and stop saying bad chicks wear Coogi, Bebe and LV in the same song. Figure out what you want. These are all different caliber b******! I'm sorry bad b****** just don't wear coogi.
Pamela said:Please stop using BeBe,Gucci, BBS and/or VVS (half of em don't know what they f*** they sayin), Swag, Hot, Polo, 5 star, bad b****, s***, 22's- 24's, Bentley, Mazarati in ALL raps.
I know, I know....... it's gonna take some of you a while considering this is the extent of you vocabulary but we're gonna need you to do better.
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