What are some of the dumbest reasons you heard from a nigga on why they ain't call you?

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1) There was a death in the family and he had to leave town...for 3 months...no explanation on who died.

2) "I live with my grandfather and he doesn't like to hear the phone ring or hear me on the phone." We were WELL past high school.

3) "I live with my sister and she evil."

Dude called me to tell me he lost his phone but then told me to text him my number... LMAO

LOL ok, done!

Baller Alert said:

Dude called me to tell me he lost his phone but then told me to text him my number... LMAO

smh see...but I've heard 

 

I been working a lot lately

My phone got stolen



Baller Alert said:

Dude called me to tell me he lost his phone but then told me to text him my number... LMAO

I was locked up <---- It was the truth but still dumb as hell

I was sleep <--- for 6 days nigga????

My homeboy was using my phone, talking to his momma out of town.

I had to pick up my son (?????????????????)

For some reason #3 has me laughing hysterically!!!!

CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

1) There was a death in the family and he had to leave town...for 3 months...no explanation on who died.

2) "I live with my grandfather and he doesn't like to hear the phone ring or hear me on the phone." We were WELL past high school.

3) "I live with my sister and she evil."

This ninja said this to my face. All I could do was give him a blank stare. We never spoke again.

Sheli said:

For some reason #3 has me laughing hysterically!!!!
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:

1) There was a death in the family and he had to leave town...for 3 months...no explanation on who died.

2) "I live with my grandfather and he doesn't like to hear the phone ring or hear me on the phone." We were WELL past high school.

3) "I live with my sister and she evil."

My momma stole the SIM card outta my phone.

My car phone was lost under the seat of my car for a week... (so you didnt file a claim nicca!?)

I just looked at him with the blank face and said damn well I guess it charged itself too huh?   

My phone deleted your number. (Just my number huh?)

*Standing right in front of him, saying hi and he walks away* His excuse - "Oh I didn't see you."

 

 

"I was admitted to the ER because my cholesterol level was high"

I'd have asked to see his discharge papers just to watch his azz back track. Sometimes I do that to people who I know are lying just to watch them stumble around trying to get their shyt together instead of just admitting they lied. When you finally bust them out it gives you all the power.

Student Beauty said:

"I was admitted to the ER because my cholesterol level was high"

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