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What are some of the dumbest reasons you heard from a nigga on why they ain't call you?
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on November 30, 2011 at 2:33pm 1) There was a death in the family and he had to leave town...for 3 months...no explanation on who died.
2) "I live with my grandfather and he doesn't like to hear the phone ring or hear me on the phone." We were WELL past high school.
3) "I live with my sister and she evil."
Permalink Reply by Baller Alert on November 30, 2011 at 2:42pm Dude called me to tell me he lost his phone but then told me to text him my number... LMAO
Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on November 30, 2011 at 2:47pm LOL ok, done!
Baller Alert said:
Dude called me to tell me he lost his phone but then told me to text him my number... LMAO
Permalink Reply by AllyNWonderland on November 30, 2011 at 3:59pm smh see...but I've heard
I been working a lot lately
My phone got stolen
Baller Alert said:
Dude called me to tell me he lost his phone but then told me to text him my number... LMAO
Permalink Reply by Sheli on November 30, 2011 at 4:09pm I was locked up <---- It was the truth but still dumb as hell
I was sleep <--- for 6 days nigga????
My homeboy was using my phone, talking to his momma out of town.
I had to pick up my son (?????????????????)
Permalink Reply by Sheli on November 30, 2011 at 4:10pm For some reason #3 has me laughing hysterically!!!!
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:
1) There was a death in the family and he had to leave town...for 3 months...no explanation on who died.
2) "I live with my grandfather and he doesn't like to hear the phone ring or hear me on the phone." We were WELL past high school.
3) "I live with my sister and she evil."
Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on November 30, 2011 at 7:14pm This ninja said this to my face. All I could do was give him a blank stare. We never spoke again.
Sheli said:
For some reason #3 has me laughing hysterically!!!!
CCDreamer aka Eve Davis said:1) There was a death in the family and he had to leave town...for 3 months...no explanation on who died.
2) "I live with my grandfather and he doesn't like to hear the phone ring or hear me on the phone." We were WELL past high school.
3) "I live with my sister and she evil."
Permalink Reply by MissPeachCandy on November 30, 2011 at 9:31pm My momma stole the SIM card outta my phone.
My car phone was lost under the seat of my car for a week... (so you didnt file a claim nicca!?)
I just looked at him with the blank face and said damn well I guess it charged itself too huh?
Permalink Reply by alluringeyes on December 1, 2011 at 12:45am My phone deleted your number. (Just my number huh?)
*Standing right in front of him, saying hi and he walks away* His excuse - "Oh I didn't see you."
Permalink Reply by Student Beauty on December 1, 2011 at 7:57am "I was admitted to the ER because my cholesterol level was high"
Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on December 1, 2011 at 10:34am I'd have asked to see his discharge papers just to watch his azz back track. Sometimes I do that to people who I know are lying just to watch them stumble around trying to get their shyt together instead of just admitting they lied. When you finally bust them out it gives you all the power.
Student Beauty said:
"I was admitted to the ER because my cholesterol level was high"
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