So I’m chillin at home on a typical Monday night. I really didn’t have any plans, and was basically in for the night. Then my girl hits me up talkin about she got an invite to this album release party over in the meat packing district and she wanted me to come with her. At first I really wasn’t down, but I can say now that it was worth it. So when we finally get in, I’m already pissed off because the a*sholes at the door were taking their jobs way too serious, and were acting like they didn’t give a b*tch an invite! Needless to say, once we got in we headed straight to the bar! Even after drink three, I was still not feeling the party, it was way too crowed and I irritated because I couldn't stop thinking about how I had to be at work early the next morning. I’m trying to make my way from the bar and someone taps me on the shoulder. I turn around, look down, and it’s this n*gga. Semi-attractive, but too short for my taste! And he’s like “I see you buying all these drinks, but my homie said he can buy you the bar!” I start to laugh and ask where’s your friend? He tells me to follow him, and we make our way through the crowd towards the back. We get to the tables and little n*gga offers us a seat, and then disappears. So I’m waiting there, not really checking for the friend, but more so just enjoying the seat. Then up walks Fabolous and he’s like “Yo, I can make you a even better drink back at my room.” Eventually we exchange numbers and he tells me he’ll hit me up afterwards. I’m on FDR on my way back home and not even expecting it, I get a text from Faboluos telling me to come through. So I’m just like fuck it, and go over there. So he lets me in to this regular ass, king size bed, non-special, no mint on the pillow, $150 a night max, hotel room! LOL! The room may not have been too special, but the view of Battery Park was cool. I sit on the bed, and he’s talkin on the phone, and eventually I interrupt like “Where’s my drink?” Finally he comes over to the bed and is like “I know you didn’t come all the way over here for no drink” and puts his hand on my thigh. I laugh thinking to myself “Naw! I ain’t come for no drink!”And I would swear he read my mind because before I knew it, my tittie was out and he sucking all up on my C cups! So we’re going at it for about 10 minutes, and he starts pushing my head down south. So I knew what time it was! And to be honest, I was anxious to see if Fabolous was really all that fabulous! And the boy was GIVING ME WHAT I NEEDED! It was perfect. Nice length. Good width. Nice head. And butter pecan brown! Good enough to eat! And that’s exactly what I did! After he busted, I got up to go to the bathroom. I guess he couldn’t wait because not after too long he comes in too. He doesn’t even say anything. He just comes behind me over and slides it in! At this point I’m making my way to cloud 9! The strokes are long, deep, and just the right amount of force, just how I like it. But before I could even make it to cloud 4, this n*gga busted again! They say third time’s a charm, but by then I was too tired to wait around and see. So I got my things and left. Overall I’d rate the night good for a slow Monday! But if it had been a fast Friday, I’d definitely be disappointed! LOL! We’ve text a few times since then, but I don’t really expect to keep in touch.
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