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FAKE BUTTS....CALL ME NAIVE BUT I JUST DONT GET IT.

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So I was visiting NecoleBitchie's site viewing pics from the EBT HipHop Awards when I noticed yet another "celeb" fell victim to the fake booty syndrom. Question...where and the hell did Tiny get all that ass from???? She's like a size -4 with a size 12 booty, her thighs arent even big enough to support a donk of that magnitude.

I recently traveled to ATL for work and was surprised by the number of women who's butts were about as crocked and crazy looking than one of Auntie Frankie wigs. I just dont get it, I was blessed/cursed with a VERY large booty and I have a hellva time trying to find a decent pair of jeans that fit my booty and my waist at the same time. Why would someone want to subject themselves to the madness that is jeans shopping for a fat donk.

Maybe someone can shine light on this FAKE ASS BOOTY pandemic. If your left booty cheek is higher than the right...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM. Do men really find that Angel Lola saggy booty deal sexy?????



*Disclaimer* I am in no way insulting anyone on this site whom may wear and/or have a altered butt, I am simply trying to gain understanding. Thank you & have great day!

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Tiny kinda has a booty. It might be butt pads or lifts or something nuttn drastically

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The answer is (drumroll) - the guys pay attention..they love it.

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My lil butt be pullin lol. I see some rough looking chicks getting "club" play because that butt is sitting oh so high

Boss/MadamBA said:
The answer is (drumroll) - the guys pay attention..they love it.

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Men pay attention regardless... these chicks seeking out the wrong attention and then be the first to call a ninja a dog but forgot what they were selling in the 1st place. I need to invest in the doctors that are going to be correcting all these booty's in the next 5-10

Boss/MadamBA said:
The answer is (drumroll) - the guys pay attention..they love it.

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well most of the chics i know who has those butt implants/shots are strippers. They are selling a fantasy..so I'm sure they love that attention.

Siren said:
Men pay attention regardless... these chicks seeking out the wrong attention and then be the first to call a ninja a dog but forgot what they were selling in the 1st place. I need to invest in the doctors that are going to be correcting all these booty's in the next 5-10

Boss/MadamBA said:
The answer is (drumroll) - the guys pay attention..they love it.

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You aint never lie.

Siren said:
Men pay attention regardless... these chicks seeking out the wrong attention and then be the first to call a ninja a dog but forgot what they were selling in the 1st place. I need to invest in the doctors that are going to be correcting all these booty's in the next 5-10

Boss/MadamBA said:
The answer is (drumroll) - the guys pay attention..they love it.

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that's not a bad idea. hmmm...

DUVALPrincess said:
You aint never lie.

Siren said:
Men pay attention regardless... these chicks seeking out the wrong attention and then be the first to call a ninja a dog but forgot what they were selling in the 1st place. I need to invest in the doctors that are going to be correcting all these booty's in the next 5-10

Boss/MadamBA said:
The answer is (drumroll) - the guys pay attention..they love it.

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Its alll visual

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@Duval-

I have the same problem (butt to waist ratio), and I'm a plus-sized girl! I've always had a high butt so it's hard to find outfits that don't make me look trashy. I don't undersand why women can't see how fake that appears to most people. I used to pad my bras something serious (I have very wide shoulders and am narrow in the waist and hips), it made me look stupid (at the time I thought I was the isht), that big chest did not match my body.

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EXACTLY sometime those booty pads just dont match. Ive always thought when your trying to fool someone about a specific body part whether it be boobies, booty, penis, etc you would attempt to make it look as realistic as possible. That shit Angel Lola, and now Tiny looks ridiculous. Their shape reminds me of the letter P.

Ashley Banks said:
@Duval-

I have the same problem (butt to waist ratio), and I'm a plus-sized girl! I've always had a high butt so it's hard to find outfits that don't make me look trashy. I don't undersand why women can't see how fake that appears to most people. I used to pad my bras something serious (I have very wide shoulders and am narrow in the waist and hips), it made me look stupid (at the time I thought I was the isht), that big chest did not match my body.

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@ DUVAL did you really say the letter P??? GET OUTTA HERE! LOL

Some chicks take it too damn far, that it becomes a joke when dudes see it. I've seen dudes just laugh and make fun of girls with these gi-normous asses and itty-bitty waist & legs. It's not attractive when it looks unnatural. I know their ankles be working overtime though, LOL.

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cosign

Siren said:
Men pay attention regardless... these chicks seeking out the wrong attention and then be the first to call a ninja a dog but forgot what they were selling in the 1st place. I need to invest in the doctors that are going to be correcting all these booty's in the next 5-10
Boss/MadamBA said:
The answer is (drumroll) - the guys pay attention..they love it.

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