FAVORITE GROUPIE MOMENTS

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Permalink Reply by Cougar $pice on November 8, 2009 at 2:41pm

This one is for Chris Bosh as well, this one chick stood in front of him ALL night BEGGING to 'hook up'. I was flabbergasted. He didn't want to be rude so he just made small talk. He saw another chick he wanted, got her number and bounced. Left chick standing there.

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Permalink Reply by Keytolife on November 8, 2009 at 3:59pm

It's sick how some woman degrade themselves just to be with a "baller" for a hour. What the hell happen to dignity and independence? At the end of the day he goes on living his fantasy life and these chicks go back to hood.

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Permalink Reply by C.J. on November 8, 2009 at 5:20pm

I was at the club and I swear before the Mavs walked in I could pick out the groupies. My homegirl and I was pointing them out while we were in VIP. And sure enough those same bishes we saw prancing around were the same bishes that kept walking past VIP getting noticed...and is it me or do the broads with big bags really expect a man to respect her? I mean bish you're at a club with a bag that looks like a fkin carry on...h you so happen to have an extra toothbrush in your f-ing purse..
Oh yea sorry...anyhoo the bish starts dancing with her friend and looks over to see who was looking....NO ONE...in fact I saw the nigs look, point and laugh...smh some bishes are just pure entertainment.

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Permalink Reply by Tee on November 8, 2009 at 6:37pm

Girl it was CRAZY... and i seen the same one's at other industry events. I know several who have gotten trains ran on them. I was like boo bish. And HELL YEAH to the purses. Those werent even purse's that is LUGGAGE and they were ready to go but my thing I know you see ALL THE WHITE GIRLS in VIP with them. You dont look like none of the girls who are popping bottles with them....

C.J. said:

I was at the club and I swear before the Mavs walked in I could pick out the groupies. My homegirl and I was pointing them out while we were in VIP. And sure enough those same bishes we saw prancing around were the same bishes that kept walking past VIP getting noticed...and is it me or do the broads with big bags really expect a man to respect her? I mean bish you're at a club with a bag that looks like a fkin carry on...h you so happen to have an extra toothbrush in your f-ing purse..
Oh yea sorry...anyhoo the bish starts dancing with her friend and looks over to see who was looking....NO ONE...in fact I saw the nigs look, point and laugh...smh some bishes are just pure entertainment.

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Permalink Reply by C.J. on November 8, 2009 at 6:57pm

LMFAO! Tee I swear these bishes are delusional. I'm thinking the same damn thing. What you thought you were going to be the exception to all black women! Like he is going to say I'm usually into white women but for you.... SMDH! I can't take it. I stopped going to the club just for those reasons...bishes are embarrassing. All Star weekend is going to be pure entertainment...I can't wait.


Tee said:

Girl it was CRAZY... and i seen the same one's at other industry events. I know several who have gotten trains ran on them. I was like boo bish. And HELL YEAH to the purses. Those werent even purse's that is LUGGAGE and they were ready to go but my thing I know you see ALL THE WHITE GIRLS in VIP with them. You dont look like none of the girls who are popping bottles with them....

C.J. said:

I was at the club and I swear before the Mavs walked in I could pick out the groupies. My homegirl and I was pointing them out while we were in VIP. And sure enough those same bishes we saw prancing around were the same bishes that kept walking past VIP getting noticed...and is it me or do the broads with big bags really expect a man to respect her? I mean bish you're at a club with a bag that looks like a fkin carry on...h you so happen to have an extra toothbrush in your f-ing purse..
Oh yea sorry...anyhoo the bish starts dancing with her friend and looks over to see who was looking....NO ONE...in fact I saw the nigs look, point and laugh...smh some bishes are just pure entertainment.

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Permalink Reply by Tee on November 8, 2009 at 7:03pm

YES.. and the funny things is girls have not picked up on the fact they are groupies. not all players are dumb. Oh bish please explain to me why Slim Thug has been in dallas for TWO FUCKING WEEKS... like i think he has a new baby momma. And on top of that nigga u too tall & big to walking around like you normal. He scarred the shit out of me when were at Lift. And you know Lift aint Big. But I am thankful the only events I go to my friends run. All star weekend I doubt Ill be at Parties. UNLESS Boss knows some secret low key ones. Im be at the charity events to network.

Ps. Why the HELL are bishes in the club with BIG FAKE ass Purse. I dont have no hard feelings for fake but atleast have a good one and not one you can keep clothes... bwhahaha

C.J. said:

LMFAO! Tee I swear these bishes are delusional. I'm thinking the same damn thing. What you thought you were going to be the exception to all black women! Like he is going to say I'm usually into white women but for you.... SMDH! I can't take it. I stopped going to the club just for those reasons...bishes are embarrassing. All Star weekend is going to be pure entertainment...I can't wait.


Tee said:

Girl it was CRAZY... and i seen the same one's at other industry events. I know several who have gotten trains ran on them. I was like boo bish. And HELL YEAH to the purses. Those werent even purse's that is LUGGAGE and they were ready to go but my thing I know you see ALL THE WHITE GIRLS in VIP with them. You dont look like none of the girls who are popping bottles with them....

C.J. said:

I was at the club and I swear before the Mavs walked in I could pick out the groupies. My homegirl and I was pointing them out while we were in VIP. And sure enough those same bishes we saw prancing around were the same bishes that kept walking past VIP getting noticed...and is it me or do the broads with big bags really expect a man to respect her? I mean bish you're at a club with a bag that looks like a fkin carry on...h you so happen to have an extra toothbrush in your f-ing purse..
Oh yea sorry...anyhoo the bish starts dancing with her friend and looks over to see who was looking....NO ONE...in fact I saw the nigs look, point and laugh...smh some bishes are just pure entertainment.

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Permalink Reply by C.J. on November 8, 2009 at 7:32pm

SHUT UP TEE!! I'm looking at these broads sideways with the fake Louis you can't be serious!! I've never seen L. Vuitton with stitching that sticks up or colors that don't match what they have at the store. When will bishes learn that men don't give two shits about the name brand as long as you look good in whatever you're rocking. So bish if you can't afford it don't front and def don't wear that fake shit to the club.

I can't talk smack about Slim's size...cos I think it's sexy but dudes love Dallas cos they know these bishes do shit for free. No handouts....if I were rich and famous dude I'd love Dallas. These low self-esteem bishes will do anything and expect nothing...well maybe some gas money.

Tee said:

YES.. and the funny things is girls have not picked up on the fact they are groupies. not all players are dumb. Oh bish please explain to me why Slim Thug has been in dallas for TWO FUCKING WEEKS... like i think he has a new baby momma. And on top of that nigga u too tall & big to walking around like you normal. He scarred the shit out of me when were at Lift. And you know Lift aint Big. But I am thankful the only events I go to my friends run. All star weekend I doubt Ill be at Parties. UNLESS Boss knows some secret low key ones. Im be at the charity events to network.

Ps. Why the HELL are bishes in the club with BIG FAKE ass Purse. I dont have no hard feelings for fake but atleast have a good one and not one you can keep clothes... bwhahaha

C.J. said:

LMFAO! Tee I swear these bishes are delusional. I'm thinking the same damn thing. What you thought you were going to be the exception to all black women! Like he is going to say I'm usually into white women but for you.... SMDH! I can't take it. I stopped going to the club just for those reasons...bishes are embarrassing. All Star weekend is going to be pure entertainment...I can't wait.


Tee said:

Girl it was CRAZY... and i seen the same one's at other industry events. I know several who have gotten trains ran on them. I was like boo bish. And HELL YEAH to the purses. Those werent even purse's that is LUGGAGE and they were ready to go but my thing I know you see ALL THE WHITE GIRLS in VIP with them. You dont look like none of the girls who are popping bottles with them....

C.J. said:

I was at the club and I swear before the Mavs walked in I could pick out the groupies. My homegirl and I was pointing them out while we were in VIP. And sure enough those same bishes we saw prancing around were the same bishes that kept walking past VIP getting noticed...and is it me or do the broads with big bags really expect a man to respect her? I mean bish you're at a club with a bag that looks like a fkin carry on...h you so happen to have an extra toothbrush in your f-ing purse..
Oh yea sorry...anyhoo the bish starts dancing with her friend and looks over to see who was looking....NO ONE...in fact I saw the nigs look, point and laugh...smh some bishes are just pure entertainment.

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Permalink Reply by Tee on November 8, 2009 at 7:36pm

So True. I know a couple of these hoe's and ALL the want is gas & bragging rights... I know you seen that girl with the gucci that looked like cc's. I was dying laughing at all that stuff. We must get together

C.J. said:

SHUT UP TEE!! I'm looking at these broads sideways with the fake Louis you can't be serious!! I've never seen L. Vuitton with stitching that sticks up or colors that don't match what they have at the store. When will bishes learn that men don't give two shits about the name brand as long as you look good in whatever you're rocking. So bish if you can't afford it don't front and def don't wear that fake shit to the club.

I can't talk smack about Slim's size...cos I think it's sexy but dudes love Dallas cos they know these bishes do shit for free. No handouts....if I were rich and famous dude I'd love Dallas. These low self-esteem bishes will do anything and expect nothing...well maybe some gas money.

Tee said:

YES.. and the funny things is girls have not picked up on the fact they are groupies. not all players are dumb. Oh bish please explain to me why Slim Thug has been in dallas for TWO FUCKING WEEKS... like i think he has a new baby momma. And on top of that nigga u too tall & big to walking around like you normal. He scarred the shit out of me when were at Lift. And you know Lift aint Big. But I am thankful the only events I go to my friends run. All star weekend I doubt Ill be at Parties. UNLESS Boss knows some secret low key ones. Im be at the charity events to network.

Ps. Why the HELL are bishes in the club with BIG FAKE ass Purse. I dont have no hard feelings for fake but atleast have a good one and not one you can keep clothes... bwhahaha

C.J. said:

LMFAO! Tee I swear these bishes are delusional. I'm thinking the same damn thing. What you thought you were going to be the exception to all black women! Like he is going to say I'm usually into white women but for you.... SMDH! I can't take it. I stopped going to the club just for those reasons...bishes are embarrassing. All Star weekend is going to be pure entertainment...I can't wait.


Tee said:

Girl it was CRAZY... and i seen the same one's at other industry events. I know several who have gotten trains ran on them. I was like boo bish. And HELL YEAH to the purses. Those werent even purse's that is LUGGAGE and they were ready to go but my thing I know you see ALL THE WHITE GIRLS in VIP with them. You dont look like none of the girls who are popping bottles with them....

C.J. said:

I was at the club and I swear before the Mavs walked in I could pick out the groupies. My homegirl and I was pointing them out while we were in VIP. And sure enough those same bishes we saw prancing around were the same bishes that kept walking past VIP getting noticed...and is it me or do the broads with big bags really expect a man to respect her? I mean bish you're at a club with a bag that looks like a fkin carry on...h you so happen to have an extra toothbrush in your f-ing purse..
Oh yea sorry...anyhoo the bish starts dancing with her friend and looks over to see who was looking....NO ONE...in fact I saw the nigs look, point and laugh...smh some bishes are just pure entertainment.

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Permalink Reply by Ashley Banks on November 8, 2009 at 8:18pm

I LOVE to people watch, rarely go to clubs, and I truly avoid these "celebrity birthday" or "post game" parties they have at clubs in Dallas. It's depressing to me, I don't expect to go to pick up ballers, but they do have GREAT drink specials and ladies get in free. I've only been approached by 3 "celebrity" ballers in my life, and it's never been at any of these events. Tee, I'm like you. I'd only go because I had a friend that was friends with a DJ and we'd get in with him. I remember being in Heaven at Purgatory when it first opened, I couldn't believe I was seeing a white girl eat out a black chic in the middle of this brand new club. I was like, b!tch, this is Dallas, it's not that crucial. Maybe I would have understood if she were in Monte Carlo or Dubai, near some big money, but I was disgusted and embarrased for her.

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Permalink Reply by tHeOfFiCialLuRKeR on November 8, 2009 at 8:31pm

Wow! Nasty & Tasteless! I think the person who posted what a groupie vs a HOE forum, is right. Tee, you say HOES in action!

Fave Groupie Moment:

This old chick must've gotten an alert or something cause i'm standing in the VIP line & she comes up in some jogging pants, yellow tank, flip flops & a scarf on her head. She was watching these NBA & NFL players shoot pool & she just kept rubbing on the guys lower area. I mean doing her damnest to be seen. Mind you she look she shouldve been at home with Mr.Clean or Comet. So, I guess the NBA player tells her omething she wants to hear & all the other girls waiting on basically move on to the next player. Well when he finishes playing pool, she gears up to go out with him,but he takes somebody else!!!!

I was ROTFLMBO!!!!!!! All the other girls she almost got into a fight with over the guy, clowned her so badly! Then it was almost a groupie/hoedown! It was a mess,but never the less funny!

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Permalink Reply by Holly-Would on November 8, 2009 at 9:15pm

hey Tee!

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Permalink Reply by Upgrade_Me on November 8, 2009 at 9:49pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lift is small, but that used to be my fave spot when it was chill. However, when you keep parading past VIP in a place that small...sooo obvious. I had a friend who did that the first time we went there. LOL, I thought it was a walk way bc I had never been in that particular club, so I wasn't familiar with the layout and in OKC, bottle service is against the law (*sigh* OKC, get with the program!!). Haha, afterward I was so embarassed, bc I'm like, "Girl you know I don't parade myself like that!!" Of course afterward, I learned she's earned herself a nickname in the city. When I used to go to Lift, I was all about flirting with my cute, white guy bartender and getting my martini buzz on! But anyway, you can always tell the groupies from the regular girls. They are so obvious. I don't think I care that much about being seen as I do about drinks coming to me!

ANYWAY

My fave groupie moments are from college. There was a bar I used to go to every week and it was always funnny when random girls come to the bar (a college bar, mind you) in expensive freakum dresses, beat faces and heels bc they got hit on their Sidekicks that the football players were gonna be at that particular bars. Haha, all this while the athletes and everyone else are dressed in jeans, flip flops, and cute casual tops...BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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