Okay, I really don't go to the club. But when I do go I go to see how girls and guys act. Last night was PRIME example of Groupies gone wild. So me & homegirl got to club soon as we get there Slim Thug is standing behind us. We get it and make our rounds. Get to the bar & order our drinks. Slim Walks behind us again. Dude next me starts bragging bout how "him & Slim Thug are best friends". Mind you Slim walks right by him. We get to our VIP spot and we are next to the Raptors VIP. Girls and Guys are JOCKING HARD to get next to them. Bishes offering money so they can get next to them. But Mind you they dont know who NONE of them are... I watch basketball so I know all of them. I see Chris Bosh & I say hey to him & then a girl walks up and says I give the BEST HEAD... WTF the look on his face was priceless. He said ok thats nice & we finish the convo bout last nights game. Then I had back to our spot and there is a girl in the booth next to ours with her LEGS WIDE THE FUCK OPEN... No panties on and she needs to close them. Her home girls are touching her n taking pictures... so HOOD

Leaving the club some of the Mavericks are outside the club... Bishes running the down the street trying to get to them. So, overall I never notice how girls & guys act when they see BALLERS...

I can't wait til all star cause the stories are going to be better. What are ya'll FAVORITE GROUPIE MOMENTS

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My fav groupie story comes from college. So, we had this amazing bball player choose our school to hoop at. Now this guy was amazing and is now startin on an NBA team. So he is pretty legit. So we (the athletes) were all at the bar chillin and this guy comes up to the bball player and starts hypin him up like "Ur gona save our bball team" and "ur the best thing to ever happen to our program" blah blah blah. So the bball play hears all this and looks at dude and says "Get off of my nuts". Dudes face was left on stuck and me and my girls are dying laughin. Male groupies are not better than female ones.

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Sorry Tee some of my favorite groupie stories will be taken to the grave!! Some of the wildest stuff I've seen has taken place at Love when it was hot. This dude I know had a table faithfully every weekend, most of the time I was the only girl with a bunch of dudes, some of the things women would do just to sit in a regular ninja's section was crazy.

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@ Tee.. So I thought I was the only one who saw all that stuff.. Needless to say Skye was off the chains crazy that night.. So sad but fun to watch ;)

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What club was this and where?

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LMAO

Bourgeois Tonto said:
What club was this and where?

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Besides the usual groupies trying to make contact with someone in VIP, which by the way screams LOW SELF ESTEEM, one time I saw a girl grinding like really booty shaking with the VIP security to get in. I dont hang out at spots where girls still "back it up" so it was jus too crazy.

LMAO at C.J. ! Now that I think about it you are correct about the 'big bag theory'

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