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FREAKY FAIL!!!
wuz up everybody.
ok so my lil issues spent the night last night. this morning i was like iight come take a shower with me (big mistake) so we get in playing around and s*** i wash her back she was my back kissing, touching, etc. so i decided to pick her up and do some other things right.....wtf did i do that for. i guess there was some soap running down to the drain because as soon as i moved my foot i slipped and damn near fell all the way down (thats what my big 6'6 ass get for being in thos basic shower trying to be a freak) neither one of us fell all the way down, but i kicked a hole in the shower wall by the actual faucet exposing all the piping and everything. (i know laugh it up) now im contemplating do i call the maint. man or just go to home depot, by some tiles and fix the s*** myself. (how would i explain that s*** when i call the office for the repair.) oh yea this just happened this morning and the maint. people only come out for emergency type stuff like a leak or yo ac not working or some s*** like that on the weekends. (no leak or anything the s*** is just exposed) we both had a good laugh over the s***, but still i feel so damn dumb. never had troubles like that in the shower before.
if anybody else has had any freaky fails, plz share so i can laugh at yo s*** to.
*dueces*
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Permalink Reply by JustMe on -
lol... he shouldn't have been blowing in it... LOL
MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:yeah, good thing you didnt drop her...Just Me with her nasty *ss punting in niggas facing.....and Im with Nas, I dont do showers but mainly because I dont wanna get my hair wet and niggas stay wanting your *ss to be under the faucet
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Permalink Reply by RayRay&Pookie'sWIFEY on -
lol!!! His stroke never even paused for a second, did it? lmao!
Zaria 22 said:Awwww....LOL, so hilarious.I feel your pain. I got a freaky fail. So embarrasing. So I read somewhere that guys like it when you change up your look, so before my boo came over for a romantic freaky sex filled night, I decided to put on a wig I just bought. So in the midst of our heated passion, lol, while he had me bent over the bed doggystyle, here I am swinging my new hair all wild screaming, doing the whole nine. He must've not realized it wasn't mine cause it resemebled my natural tresses so much. next thing I know, I said, 'let me reach my hand up make sure my wig aint loose'. I reach my hand up and OMG! All I feel is the holely ripped up ass wig cap I had under the wig, with the end of one of my cornrows sticking out. I was so embarrassed. Here I am trying to look extra sexy and end up looking crazy. I just politely excused myself and went to go put it back on. But inside I was DYING* LOL
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Permalink Reply by DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN on -
ha ha ha ha.
Zaria 22 said:Awwww....LOL, so hilarious.I feel your pain. I got a freaky fail. So embarrasing. So I read somewhere that guys like it when you change up your look, so before my boo came over for a romantic freaky sex filled night, I decided to put on a wig I just bought. So in the midst of our heated passion, lol, while he had me bent over the bed doggystyle, here I am swinging my new hair all wild screaming, doing the whole nine. He must've not realized it wasn't mine cause it resemebled my natural tresses so much. next thing I know, I said, 'let me reach my hand up make sure my wig aint loose'. I reach my hand up and OMG! All I feel is the holely ripped up ass wig cap I had under the wig, with the end of one of my cornrows sticking out. I was so embarrassed. Here I am trying to look extra sexy and end up looking crazy. I just politely excused myself and went to go put it back on. But inside I was DYING* LOL
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Permalink Reply by DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN on
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right lol.
one of my females cousin's got some of the victoria secret wings for her dude with the lengerie and was doing a lil strut into the room as he layed on the bed. he said she got the real big ones and came in all fierce and s***, one of the wings got clipped by the ceiling fan and damn near through her into the wall on the other side of the room. (lmao) i said nothing will ever top that s***.
Siren said:Just look at it this way...Good thing you didn't drop her!
DON_JUAN said:
oright i know now. and my damn back was hurting when i woke up this morning so i think i pulled a muscle as well catching myself. damn *goes to pop a pill* Siren said:Awww Don I am LMAO only because you are not hurt. The average bathtub/shower is not made for "lov and other indoor sports". I just read thus to hubyy and he was like seeeee that coulda been us...he is not interested in showering together and he is paranois adbout the shower slip & fall. When we first started dating he jumped in the shower after me and there was some oily residue from my body scrub and he slipped didn't fall but pulled a muscle in his back trying to catch himself..sooo I have heard some other shower horror stories..if it is not a shower built for two...with flat surfaces and a built in benh Don't do it!
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on -
LMAOOOOOO
JustMe said:lol... he shouldn't have been blowing in it... LOL
MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! said:yeah, good thing you didnt drop her...Just Me with her nasty *ss punting in niggas facing.....and Im with Nas, I dont do showers but mainly because I dont wanna get my hair wet and niggas stay wanting your *ss to be under the faucet
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Permalink Reply by desiree on -
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *FALLS IN CASKET*
Zaria 22 said:Awwww....LOL, so hilarious.I feel your pain. I got a freaky fail. So embarrasing. So I read somewhere that guys like it when you change up your look, so before my boo came over for a romantic freaky sex filled night, I decided to put on a wig I just bought. So in the midst of our heated passion, lol, while he had me bent over the bed doggystyle, here I am swinging my new hair all wild screaming, doing the whole nine. He must've not realized it wasn't mine cause it resemebled my natural tresses so much. next thing I know, I said, 'let me reach my hand up make sure my wig aint loose'. I reach my hand up and OMG! All I feel is the holely ripped up ass wig cap I had under the wig, with the end of one of my cornrows sticking out. I was so embarrassed. Here I am trying to look extra sexy and end up looking crazy. I just politely excused myself and went to go put it back on. But inside I was DYING* LOL
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Permalink Reply by Denise on -
lol....cute, call the maint. folks.....let them do they job......they know how it happened
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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on
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Shower sex is great but it's no place to be trying to turn cartwheels or picking folks ups. lol. Just have her behind over and touch her toes........anything else can be life threatening
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Permalink Reply by DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN on
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ha ha ha
Ms. Smith said:Shower sex is great but it's no place to be trying to turn cartwheels or picking folks ups. lol. Just have her behind over and touch her toes........anything else can be life threatening
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Permalink Reply by blkcherry on -
lmao
DON_JUAN said:right lol.
one of my females cousin's got some of the victoria secret wings for her dude with the lengerie and was doing a lil strut into the room as he layed on the bed. he said she got the real big ones and came in all fierce and s***, one of the wings got clipped by the ceiling fan and damn near through her into the wall on the other side of the room. (lmao) i said nothing will ever top that s***.
Siren said:Just look at it this way...Good thing you didn't drop her! DON_JUAN said:
oright i know now. and my damn back was hurting when i woke up this morning so i think i pulled a muscle as well catching myself. damn *goes to pop a pill* Siren said:Awww Don I am LMAO only because you are not hurt. The average bathtub/shower is not made for "lov and other indoor sports". I just read thus to hubyy and he was like seeeee that coulda been us...he is not interested in showering together and he is paranois adbout the shower slip & fall. When we first started dating he jumped in the shower after me and there was some oily residue from my body scrub and he slipped didn't fall but pulled a muscle in his back trying to catch himself..sooo I have heard some other shower horror stories..if it is not a shower built for two...with flat surfaces and a built in benh Don't do it!
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Permalink Reply by Kitty Pride on -
Did you say you were 6'6?
*daydreaming sigh*...I love tall guys lol...
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
lmao @ KP
Kitty Pride said:Did you say you were 6'6?
*daydreaming sigh*...I love tall guys lol...
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