i think most dudes hate grocery shopping. i hate it with a passion!! these r just a couple of things i really hate in the grocery store.

* yes im tall. naw i cant be getting s*** off the top shelf for u...move b****!!

*get out my way. u see me patiently waiting...now when i cus yo ass out...

*if u dont know how to work a computer, why da f*** u run yo ass to self checkout??

*scan it then sit it on the weight machince so the computer will recognize it.why da f*** u scan it then holding it talking bout the machine broke. *sigh*

*do u have to squeeze every f****** tomato to see how ripe they are?? goddamn im sure one of them is hard as a rock.

*if u run over my toes with that basket, we gone fight till the death.

*say excuse me when walking in front of someone. im trip yo ass next time.

 

feel free to add.....i will add more in a few.

 

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Girl, when the markets were 24 hours I use to shop at 2:00 am on the weekend. Complete peace. Then the economy went bad and people started robbing the markets. So now they stay open till midnight and it is a mess in there until midnight. lol

LOL @Brii girl I had to get salty. She looked at me like she wanted to do something because I snatched MY cart full of groceries from her child. Why wasn't he over there pushing her cart? smh Some of these parents and their kids in the grocery store are the perfect birth control.

livelife25 said:

CC, I howled at your "Damien" reference!  lawd, you all sound like you have some tough market times.  I mostly shop at 7 am on Saturdays, and it's smooth and easy. 

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol

Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

Me too and I find that the "rich" kids are the worst not to mention half of the mothers roam the grocery stores high on Prozac and such they pay their crumb snatchers no mind. I find the kids in the hood to be a little more well behaved they are controlled by the stare and hood mothers will snatch their lil a**** up in a heart beat.

CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol

Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

Once I make it to ballerette I'm hiring a service to do my shopping for me. Bunk what y'all heard. They can call me bougie from sunrise to sunset but I will not be setting foot in the grocery store again. lol

Siren said:

Me too and I find that the "rich" kids are the worst not to mention half of the mothers roam the grocery stores high on Prozac and such they pay their crumb snatchers no mind. I find the kids in the hood to be a little more well behaved they are controlled by the stare and hood mothers will snatch their lil a**** up in a heart beat.

CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol

Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

I only go to the store for certain items a bulk of my shopping is done via Peapod. I love them!

CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

Once I make it to ballerette I'm hiring a service to do my shopping for me. Bunk what y'all heard. They can call me bougie from sunrise to sunset but I will not be setting foot in the grocery store again. lol
Siren said:

Me too and I find that the "rich" kids are the worst not to mention half of the mothers roam the grocery stores high on Prozac and such they pay their crumb snatchers no mind. I find the kids in the hood to be a little more well behaved they are controlled by the stare and hood mothers will snatch their lil a**** up in a heart beat.
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol
Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

YES! And don't let samples be served. I go to Central Market here in Dallas, it's one of my favorite stores but these "rich" people act like these samples are going to be their last meal.

 

And another thing I hate:

1) These are samples, if you want your kid to have a meal, stop being cheap and go get them something to eat.

2) Cover your ass at the grocery store. No one wants to see your cellulite, lack of ass, too much ass in those track shorts.

3) B****, can you read?! The coupon is for a specific brand. Do not try to get Green Giant peas with a Del Monte coupon.

4) Why are you having a personal conversation in the grocery store?! I do not need to hear all of your family's personal business while you're roaming the aisles.

5) I cannot stand b****** that refer to inanimate object as b******. Example: Hoodrat on buying grapes "These b****** are $1.88 at Walmart, I don't know they expect me to pay $3 for these hoes?" UGH! Take your dumb ass home.

And to my Hispanic bretheren: WALMART IS NOT A DATE! Stop holding hands and perusing the aisles, especially while your bad ass kids tear everything up. If I see one more guy in ropers and pointy toe boots hugged up on a girl in skinny jeans with the world's largest muffin top I'm going to scream.


Siren said:

Me too and I find that the "rich" kids are the worst not to mention half of the mothers roam the grocery stores high on Prozac and such they pay their crumb snatchers no mind. I find the kids in the hood to be a little more well behaved they are controlled by the stare and hood mothers will snatch their lil a**** up in a heart beat.
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol
Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha
Weeeeeeaaaaakkkkkk!!!! Number five tho!!!! Lol. I be doing that sometimes hahaha

Ms. Ashley Banks said:

YES! And don't let samples be served. I go to Central Market here in Dallas, it's one of my favorite stores but these "rich" people act like these samples are going to be their last meal.

 

And another thing I hate:

1) These are samples, if you want your kid to have a meal, stop being cheap and go get them something to eat.

2) Cover your ass at the grocery store. No one wants to see your cellulite, lack of ass, too much ass in those track shorts.

3) B****, can you read?! The coupon is for a specific brand. Do not try to get Green Giant peas with a Del Monte coupon.

4) Why are you having a personal conversation in the grocery store?! I do not need to hear all of your family's personal business while you're roaming the aisles.

5) I cannot stand b****** that refer to inanimate object as b******. Example: Hoodrat on buying grapes "These b****** are $1.88 at Walmart, I don't know they expect me to pay $3 for these hoes?" UGH! Take your dumb ass home.

And to my Hispanic bretheren: WALMART IS NOT A DATE! Stop holding hands and perusing the aisles, especially while your bad ass kids tear everything up. If I see one more guy in ropers and pointy toe boots hugged up on a girl in skinny jeans with the world's largest muffin top I'm going to scream.


Siren said:

Me too and I find that the "rich" kids are the worst not to mention half of the mothers roam the grocery stores high on Prozac and such they pay their crumb snatchers no mind. I find the kids in the hood to be a little more well behaved they are controlled by the stare and hood mothers will snatch their lil a**** up in a heart beat. CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

And I also hate roller shoes. With a passion. I'm sick of kids rolling from out of no where without a care in the world. I'm about to break my neck to make sure I don't slam into a kid, and they don't even notice.

Alas, they do not deliver to the area I am in now. But they do to the area I have my sights set on.

Siren said:

I only go to the store for certain items a bulk of my shopping is done via Peapod. I love them!

CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

Once I make it to ballerette I'm hiring a service to do my shopping for me. Bunk what y'all heard. They can call me bougie from sunrise to sunset but I will not be setting foot in the grocery store again. lol
Siren said:

Me too and I find that the "rich" kids are the worst not to mention half of the mothers roam the grocery stores high on Prozac and such they pay their crumb snatchers no mind. I find the kids in the hood to be a little more well behaved they are controlled by the stare and hood mothers will snatch their lil a**** up in a heart beat.
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol
Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

Oh girl. I need to teach you The Look. They take one look at my face when I see their little azzes coming and turning right around. They know, I WILL bump them with my cart and ACT like it was an accident. I have no shame about some things. And you are a complete fool for the Walmart comment. I ain't been in a Wallyworld in about 4 years. Too much fuggery going on in everyone I have ever walked into. Including the one in the RICH Jewish area here in Bmore.

Ms. Ashley Banks said:

And I also hate roller shoes. With a passion. I'm sick of kids rolling from out of no where without a care in the world. I'm about to break my neck to make sure I don't slam into a kid, and they don't even notice.

lmao. i agree with all this.

Ms. Ashley Banks said:

YES! And don't let samples be served. I go to Central Market here in Dallas, it's one of my favorite stores but these "rich" people act like these samples are going to be their last meal.

 

And another thing I hate:

1) These are samples, if you want your kid to have a meal, stop being cheap and go get them something to eat.

2) Cover your ass at the grocery store. No one wants to see your cellulite, lack of ass, too much ass in those track shorts.

3) B****, can you read?! The coupon is for a specific brand. Do not try to get Green Giant peas with a Del Monte coupon.

4) Why are you having a personal conversation in the grocery store?! I do not need to hear all of your family's personal business while you're roaming the aisles.

5) I cannot stand b****** that refer to inanimate object as b******. Example: Hoodrat on buying grapes "These b****** are $1.88 at Walmart, I don't know they expect me to pay $3 for these hoes?" UGH! Take your dumb ass home.

And to my Hispanic bretheren: WALMART IS NOT A DATE! Stop holding hands and perusing the aisles, especially while your bad ass kids tear everything up. If I see one more guy in ropers and pointy toe boots hugged up on a girl in skinny jeans with the world's largest muffin top I'm going to scream.


Siren said:

Me too and I find that the "rich" kids are the worst not to mention half of the mothers roam the grocery stores high on Prozac and such they pay their crumb snatchers no mind. I find the kids in the hood to be a little more well behaved they are controlled by the stare and hood mothers will snatch their lil a**** up in a heart beat.
CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

I can't speak for everyone but I shop in middle-class to upper-middle class neighborhoods. I ain't made it to ballerette yet! lol
Sw33tNeSS said:

Damn y'all must go to some hood grocery stores lol. I never had any of these issues hahahaha

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