For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
i think most dudes hate grocery shopping. i hate it with a passion!! these r just a couple of things i really hate in the grocery store.
* yes im tall. naw i cant be getting s*** off the top shelf for u...move b****!!
*get out my way. u see me patiently waiting...now when i cus yo ass out...
*if u dont know how to work a computer, why da f*** u run yo ass to self checkout??
*scan it then sit it on the weight machince so the computer will recognize it.why da f*** u scan it then holding it talking bout the machine broke. *sigh*
*do u have to squeeze every f****** tomato to see how ripe they are?? goddamn im sure one of them is hard as a rock.
*if u run over my toes with that basket, we gone fight till the death.
*say excuse me when walking in front of someone. im trip yo ass next time.
feel free to add.....i will add more in a few.
LOL...thanks for the comic relief...it's needed.
Okay....lemme add a few
*note to the folks shopping in NYC, Westchester & Northen Jersey*
A) - Hey u!!! Lazy #$%&. That cart you let roll down the hill in the parking lot hit my vehicle & dinged it up. C'mon stop being so triflin. Put the damn cart back!!!! Stop leaving it in the roadway.
B) So are you really going to ignore the fact that there is such a thing as personal space? Hmm..I'm entering my pin number, give me some damn room... back the f*^*! up. Stop breathing down my neck ignorant ass.
c) Stop it, stop it, if you wanna make a profit. 99% of the time I'm tipping a single if you bag, but if I have no change, or I'm tapped out it's par for the course. Do not shake your cup at me! What??? And....???? Yeah, muchos gracias to you to boo boo.
D) Yes, I'm glad to see you again...hell no I'm not giving you a hug (or a free feel). Round up & secure the store papa, keep it pushin...smh
E) Turn that muf&^%$# music down. We are not in the club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop piping that mess all up & thru with the extra bass!
F) Okay, so I'm in the hood store today, camera's & all. So... if you know this why are you loudly asking me in aisle 5 to meet you at the checkout so you can sell me the use of the Food Stamp Card????? Sighhhhhhh....C'mon......
G) Yes, so Fairway & Wholefoods have a better selection, but that doesn't mean you bring down the realestate by yelling at your nanny & having your spoiled brood of children lay out in the center aisle. Nobody can shop now (or at least get past to get what they want) and your still going strong with this entitlement attitude at the check out. Plus your leaving nanny to discipline & she's tuned out 20 minutes ago.