Now "as I'm up in the gym working on my fitness" lol I have a few complaints....

1) Please invest in a towel... Do not pull your shirt up to wipe sweat off of your face (obviously your stomach is why you're here)
2) I have headphones on for 2 reasons 1) So I don't have to hear your life story and 2) To convince myself I can run these miles on this treadmill
3) NO I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME DO SQAUTS Smh
4) If you constantly have to pull out a wedgie either your panties is too small or your a** is to big
5) If I seen you sweat for an hour and you go get in the shower for 10 mins and pour the entire bottle of perfume/cologne on when you come out most likely that means you needed to stay in there for 52 more minutes lol

Let me know if I missed anything lol

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Well I hope he don't slide nowhere in them dress shoes lol

Baller Alert said:

The gym I go to EVERYONE is fit.. and they are over achievers...lol 

I go to the gym and I see the same man in there every time I go no matter what time it is. I never see him doing any cardio.. just weights.

Its also a man in there that does his exercises in dress shoes... I feel bad because he obviously doesn't have sneakers. It's a sight to see. Tank top, shorts and dress shoes.



I LOVE IT!!!!!! Its great!! Its like your own personal.trainer without paying all that extra money!!! OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:

That's what I want for Christmas (changing list) I can't do gyms anymore. I just get ideas form youtube. lol

mese said:

All these comments are exactly why I don't go to the gym my Wii fit is the best thing to ever happrn to me lol

I only like upscale gyms now. It's worth the price, to me, to go to a nice facility with great classes and a great spa area. I do get funny looks (chubby and black), but a lot of the instructors and staff usually love me because I come in to workout and relax. And unlike a lot of posers in this economy, I can afford my membership. I hate those women you see at the front in their designer workout clothes with a big LV monogram bag whispering to the desk staff about their card not going through being a mistake. Whatever.

hahahahaha

Ms. Ashley Banks said:

I only like upscale gyms now. It's worth the price, to me, to go to a nice facility with great classes and a great spa area. I do get funny looks (chubby and black), but a lot of the instructors and staff usually love me because I come in to workout and relax. And unlike a lot of posers in this economy, I can afford my membership. I hate those women you see at the front in their designer workout clothes with a big LV monogram bag whispering to the desk staff about their card not going through being a mistake. Whatever.

I joined Equinox gym I hate the pretentiousness but I love the luxury...

Ms. Ashley Banks said:

I only like upscale gyms now. It's worth the price, to me, to go to a nice facility with great classes and a great spa area. I do get funny looks (chubby and black), but a lot of the instructors and staff usually love me because I come in to workout and relax. And unlike a lot of posers in this economy, I can afford my membership. I hate those women you see at the front in their designer workout clothes with a big LV monogram bag whispering to the desk staff about their card not going through being a mistake. Whatever.

Dude if you have to yell and grunt to put up that 200 off the bench you need to take some off Boo!

Hey girl on the machine next to me.. this is not a competition stop tryna race on a treadmill before you hurt yourself...

There was this guy that used to come to the gym and run and do these spin kicks to the punching bag. my husband had to send me to the locker room for not being able to control my laughter.

and my old coworker who happened to be gay used to use the workout rooms to do these jazz dance jumps dude you know this in not the place for your Alvin Ailey dreams

Lmmfao hahahahahahahahahahahaha lawd have mercy I swear this is my gym to a tee

Siren said:

Dude if you have to yell and grunt to put up that 200 off the bench you need to take some off Boo!

Hey girl on the machine next to me.. this is not a competition stop tryna race on a treadmill before you hurt yourself...

There was this guy that used to come to the gym and run and do these spin kicks to the punching bag. my husband had to send me to the locker room for not being able to control my laughter.

and my old coworker who happened to be gay used to use the workout rooms to do these jazz dance jumps dude you know this in not the place for your Alvin Ailey dreams

This a GYM not the club leave the "bling" at home no chains allowed!

ls it really necessary to be THAT animated when your working out?!?!!? We get it your REALLY into you workout regimen. Settle your ass down your breaking MY concentration!

I'm TRYING to breathe here so stop asking me stupid questions I don't want to engage in conversation right now! UGH!

  • Stop wearing liquid legging to the gym please!!!
  • Yes we see "all dat ass" in those tights, however we also see all your dimples and craters
  • What the f*** are you staring at p****. Thats what I want to say but I was raised better than that
  • Stop dripping your nasty sweat on all the machines and leaving it there im about to report you 
  • Im not attracted to broke so dont bother bringing your fine muscular ass my way
  • I dont want to see your hairy twat in the sauna, turn the other way
  • Sir all I asked was if you could show my how to adjust the seat, I didnt ask you to train me for the remainder of my gym session # leave me alone
  • I hate my gym I really do
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol my sides is hurting Lol

Chanel said:
  • Stop wearing liquid legging to the gym please!!!
  • Yes we see "all dat ass" in those tights, however we also see all your dimples and craters
  • What the f*** are you staring at p****. Thats what I want to say but I was raised better than that
  • Stop dripping your nasty sweat on all the machines and leaving it there im about to report you 
  • Im not attracted to broke so dont bother bringing your fine muscular ass my way
  • I dont want to see your hairy twat in the sauna, turn the other way
  • Sir all I asked was if you could show my how to adjust the seat, I didnt ask you to train me for the remainder of my gym session # leave me alone
  • I hate my gym I really do
6) No I'm not interested in a one-on-one session you not even certified nor are you a trainer I'm good lol
7) Please keep your crooked a** over there just because I'm cordial does not mean I like you 
8) This is not a beginners cycle class please carry your a** to that 1 instead of trying to argue with the instructor about going to fast

lmfao...gurl! and what makes it so bad is that at my gym it these old white ladies. I guess they don't 'brazillian' they coochies...but Dayum...why me??? I think they have f*cked up my eyesight.  

Chanel said:

  • Stop wearing liquid legging to the gym please!!!
  • Yes we see "all dat ass" in those tights, however we also see all your dimples and craters
  • What the f*** are you staring at p****. Thats what I want to say but I was raised better than that
  • Stop dripping your nasty sweat on all the machines and leaving it there im about to report you 
  • Im not attracted to broke so dont bother bringing your fine muscular ass my way
  • I dont want to see your hairy twat in the sauna, turn the other way
  • Sir all I asked was if you could show my how to adjust the seat, I didnt ask you to train me for the remainder of my gym session # leave me alone
  • I hate my gym I really do

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