Now "as I'm up in the gym working on my fitness" lol I have a few complaints....

1) Please invest in a towel... Do not pull your shirt up to wipe sweat off of your face (obviously your stomach is why you're here)
2) I have headphones on for 2 reasons 1) So I don't have to hear your life story and 2) To convince myself I can run these miles on this treadmill
3) NO I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME DO SQAUTS Smh
4) If you constantly have to pull out a wedgie either your panties is too small or your a** is to big
5) If I seen you sweat for an hour and you go get in the shower for 10 mins and pour the entire bottle of perfume/cologne on when you come out most likely that means you needed to stay in there for 52 more minutes lol

Let me know if I missed anything lol

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Brii said:

*Re-rack your weights & keep them off the floor damn near broke my neck

*Stop coming in here and standing in the mirror to take pictures this is not a photoshoot and you in the way

* If you see me jumping rope don't walk up behind me and get mad the rope hits you

* Speak don't stare 

lmao me either. i refuse to smell white people fart. i know us blk people s*** smell like eggs.....i cant deal with wht people fart. hahahaha

CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

LOL They offer it at my job 3 times a week during lunch and one of my coworkers says the same thing. lol I sincerely do not need to know what any of my coworkers farts smell like so I pass.
Baller Alert said:

I wanna go to yoga.. it's free at my gym and I still don't go. My friend that goes says people be farting like hell in yoga from them poses lol
Brii said:

I did yoga once and never been back I was bending and stretching things I didn't even know about lol I was too sore to go back

Nigga if you don't wipe your sweat off that machine I shall report you!

WTF work out are you doing and how does that get you fit?

Ma'am you missing all the claps in the workout routine, you're either two fast or extra late with it and now I am just getting annoyed.

No offense Asians, but this dance studio has a class right now. It is not the time for you to try out your break dancing routine. 

Stop asking me if you lost weight just because I see you here weekly, I ain't studying you.  And if you don't know I sure as hell don't.

LMMFAOOOO... +1,000 on that last one 

PlaneJaneLane said:

Nigga if you don't wipe your sweat off that machine I shall report you!

WTF work out are you doing and how does that get you fit?

Ma'am you missing all the claps in the workout routine, you're either two fast or extra late with it and now I am just getting annoyed.

No offense Asians, but this dance studio has a class right now. It is not the time for you to try out your break dancing routine. 

Stop asking me if you lost weight just because I see you here weekly, I ain't studying you.  And if you don't know I sure as hell don't.

Why are you walking around the locker room naked there aren't any men in here and we sure as hell don't want to see put a towel or robe on damn this is why I don't come in here

If you can't lift it then don't

I know this is a group class, but you are standing to close to me slide to the side

When I come to the gym I'm coming to workout not answer health questions & concerns please schedule a doctors appointment

hahaha, rolling lol

DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:

lmao me either. i refuse to smell white people fart. i know us blk people s*** smell like eggs.....i cant deal with wht people fart. hahahaha

CCDreamin' of a baller for me said:

LOL They offer it at my job 3 times a week during lunch and one of my coworkers says the same thing. lol I sincerely do not need to know what any of my coworkers farts smell like so I pass.
Baller Alert said:

I wanna go to yoga.. it's free at my gym and I still don't go. My friend that goes says people be farting like hell in yoga from them poses lol
Brii said:

I did yoga once and never been back I was bending and stretching things I didn't even know about lol I was too sore to go back
If your stomach is not flat or damn near flat please don't wear a half top

The rule is every other treadmill don't stand next to me I'm not hear to hold a conversation jeez

I know damn well you better wipe that sweaty s*** off before you put it back nasty ass

To the b****** on the mat don't nobody in here want to hear about what bills Mike ain't paying shut that s*** up

** I just started doing yoga and I feel like drop kicking the instructor lol she pushes me to the extreme!!

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