If so how did you say it and what was his reaction?

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I'm horrible at hiding my emotions. So I've had that wtf am I suppose to do with that s*** look. LOL!!!! Never really been a fan of pretending cause its a waste of time. I feel bad for men like that though like why did your mom stand to close to the microwave.

*dead* at why did your mom stand close to the microwave!!! Okay, girl, you are a fool!

Toy said:

I'm horrible at hiding my emotions. So I've had that wtf am I suppose to do with that s*** look. LOL!!!! Never really been a fan of pretending cause its a waste of time. I feel bad for men like that though like why did your mom stand to close to the microwave.

ha

Ms. BoiBye said:

Some really don't know. I have one guy I am dealing with right now and y'all told me to tell him. He is so nice. The other thing is he doesn't give head. I cannot commit to him and he keeps asking me why. I told him that i am not relationship material and would cheat on him. So it is up to him if he still wants to deal with me. I told my ex he had a lil one. One day he was like why did you cheat on me. I said because you couldn't satisfy me in the bedroom. He asked why I told him he couldn't hit the right spots. He got pissed and said naw you just a hoe. I said naw you just got a baby d***. haven't heard from him since.   

I, too, have had to tell a guy about his lack of girth. Twice.

The first guy was a mess. He was a boaster and a liar. A boasting liar. And on top of that, he was an a******. Even though we never had sex sex, we did mess around a bit. On one such occasion, his boys came over so I decided to leave. Went to the bathroom first and overheard him telling his boys that I'd slobbed him up proper, then he banged my back out. I politely stepped out and said, "No, you kissed Ms Kitty while yanking on your toddler sized penis."

I was all kinds of rat bastards after that, and we haven't spoken since, but hey, don't lie on me.

The other guy was my first sexual partner. His fingers were way longer than his erect penis.

seriously. radiation ain't no joke. so i should find her ass and slap her for stunting his growth and torturing the female race. fucc that s***. he can put his swollen clitoris back in his pants

livelife25 said:

*dead* at why did your mom stand close to the microwave!!! Okay, girl, you are a fool!

Toy said:

I'm horrible at hiding my emotions. So I've had that wtf am I suppose to do with that s*** look. LOL!!!! Never really been a fan of pretending cause its a waste of time. I feel bad for men like that though like why did your mom stand to close to the microwave.

No, I have never told a guy that is d*ck was too small. But I can't hide my emotions very well either and one night I had wayyyyy too much to drink and this dude had flown to LA from SF to kick it with me. He was 6'8 and I swear he had to be like 3 inches. I started laughing in that uncontrollable drunk laughter that results in you laughing harder b/c you are trying to surpress it. I am just glad he didn't beat my drunk ass cuz I was wrong as two left shoes for that s***.

fucc that!!!! he was wrong to pull that damn toothpick out his pants.
 
luvsmoochez said:

No, I have never told a guy that is d*ck was too small. But I can't hide my emotions very well either and one night I had wayyyyy too much to drink and this dude had flown to LA from SF to kick it with me. He was 6'8 and I swear he had to be like 3 inches. I started laughing in that uncontrollable drunk laughter that results in you laughing harder b/c you are trying to surpress it. I am just glad he didn't beat my drunk ass cuz I was wrong as two left shoes for that s***.

*DEAD*@ swollen clitoris



Toy said:

seriously. radiation ain't no joke. so i should find her ass and slap her for stunting his growth and torturing the female race. fucc that s***. he can put his swollen clitoris back in his pants

livelife25 said:

*dead* at why did your mom stand close to the microwave!!! Okay, girl, you are a fool!

Toy said:

I'm horrible at hiding my emotions. So I've had that wtf am I suppose to do with that s*** look. LOL!!!! Never really been a fan of pretending cause its a waste of time. I feel bad for men like that though like why did your mom stand to close to the microwave.

Lol when you get mad you say "that's why you got a toddler penis!!!!!" lol but no I've never told a guy that....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS reaction though









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Toy said:

seriously. radiation ain't no joke. so i should find her ass and slap her for stunting his growth and torturing the female race. fucc that s***. he can put his swollen clitoris back in his pants

livelife25 said:

*dead* at why did your mom stand close to the microwave!!! Okay, girl, you are a fool!

Toy said:

I'm horrible at hiding my emotions. So I've had that wtf am I suppose to do with that s*** look. LOL!!!! Never really been a fan of pretending cause its a waste of time. I feel bad for men like that though like why did your mom stand to close to the microwave.

You need a beating for making me snort coffee through my nose! lol Good thing it was luke warm.

DdoubleD said:

There was this guy that I hooked up with a couple times he was cool and we went on some fun trips.  One night there was a little gathering of about 20 to 30 people.  I was dating someone else at the time. He was walking around talking about how his d*** was so big and how he was out her breakin backs.  And my drunk ass said "you're a member of the itty bitty dicky committee."  I felt bad the next day, but everyone knew it was the truth! 

 

 

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