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Have You Ever Told A Dude His Peen Was Small?
If so how did you say it and what was his reaction?
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Permalink Reply by nycchickadee on -
I hate a liar
Jae Nei said:I, too, have had to tell a guy about his lack of girth. Twice.
The first guy was a mess. He was a boaster and a liar. A boasting liar. And on top of that, he was an a******. Even though we never had sex sex, we did mess around a bit. On one such occasion, his boys came over so I decided to leave. Went to the bathroom first and overheard him telling his boys that I'd slobbed him up proper, then he banged my back out. I politely stepped out and said, "No, you kissed Ms Kitty while yanking on your toddler sized penis."
I was all kinds of rat bastards after that, and we haven't spoken since, but hey, don't lie on me.
The other guy was my first sexual partner. His fingers were way longer than his erect penis.
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Permalink Reply by Jae Nei on -
Liars make my blood boil. And you best believe that if you lie on, to, or about me the truth is definitely coming out had and fast. One of the main things I have going for me is my credibility. I admit to the good as well as the bad so no one ever has a reason to doubt what I say. If they do, they learn quickly.
nycchickadee said:I hate a liar
Jae Nei said:I, too, have had to tell a guy about his lack of girth. Twice.
The first guy was a mess. He was a boaster and a liar. A boasting liar. And on top of that, he was an a******. Even though we never had sex sex, we did mess around a bit. On one such occasion, his boys came over so I decided to leave. Went to the bathroom first and overheard him telling his boys that I'd slobbed him up proper, then he banged my back out. I politely stepped out and said, "No, you kissed Ms Kitty while yanking on your toddler sized penis."
I was all kinds of rat bastards after that, and we haven't spoken since, but hey, don't lie on me.
The other guy was my first sexual partner. His fingers were way longer than his erect penis.
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