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Permalink Reply by BallerMom on June 18, 2012 at 11:36pm
I just get that you want to try something new and feel bad about it because you love your man and know it is wrong.
BallerMom said:Ok, let me clarify. I never really timed my husband, but however long it is, it isn't long enough. There are rare occasions when I have been able to c** before him when I was on top, but sex has always been a hit or miss with us. We will have sex for 3 days in a row and not again until a week later. Then, it's another week after that. He's always said he could last longer if we had more sex. I believed him, but now I'm starting to wonder. The only way to truly know if that's really his problem is to have more sex. I told him earlier that I wanted to try 7 days of sex like on TV. He said, "Sure, let's try it." He has no idea I'm actually testing his theory. I can't wait to give my good report **fingers crossed** next week.Tone - what about my story are u not buying? The only thing "new" i want is for sex to last longer. We have no problems with foreplay or me having orgasms, but I have fantasies like goldfinger described and I want it to become a reality. I understand that's a bit of a stretch (for now), but hopefully we can get close to it.
Tone said:
spice if you read my original response to baller mom I said sometimes it can happen like that. Any man that is ok with only lasting 2 min is a selfish lover and does not care about pleaseing his woman. My thing with baller mom is I don't buy her story and I think she just wants something new.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:sooo, shouldn't a tight,wet and clean p**** make you want to slow down, and ENJOY it?? instead of you rushing?? or some men don't know the pu$$y is to be enjoyed? SMH
Tone said:
dry loose and has an Oder of fish.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:ok and wat is bad p****?
Tone said:
Simple TIGHT,CLEAN,WET.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:What is good p****??? *taps fingers/toes and waits*
Tone said:
I never said it was normal I said good p**** can sometime make you c** in 2 min. But like most of my post you guys add stuff on to it
Baller Alert said:And you telling her being a two minute man is normal... wtf
Tone said:
you are telling her not to cheat but setting the fansty for her?
Baller Alert said:And bravo goldfinger.. if it was up to Tone that girl would be thinking she has great p**** and her husband c****** in two minutes is normal lol
Permalink Reply by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on June 19, 2012 at 12:42am I thought about you when I heard this song
Permalink Reply by MissMidwest on June 19, 2012 at 1:40am
Permalink Reply by Savoir Faire on June 19, 2012 at 2:23am Whooo...it's been too long...too long.
goldfinger said:
Wow....a man c****** in 2 minutes is not the norm. Even this 7 minutes is BS. On average...it takes a woman 12 - 14 mintues to have an orgasm through sex. Doing the math you can clearly see why most women have to get theirs first.
This past weekend, I thought about BallerAlert 'cause I had just finish putting the D on my wife, and I felt like I'd just had a great workout session....I was going to comment in Boss' post about dieting...but I digress.
15 minutes is the minimum you should place on your man for sex. That's a quickie in my book. There's too much to enjoy to c** before then. A woman's pu$$y needs the attention it deserves. You start slow. You tell her how it feels. You tell her how hard she makes your D, and how good her eyes look. You kiss her mouth. You kiss her nose. You kiss her chin. You kiss her neck. You kiss her ear...and moan. You place a hand behind her head and the other on her breast. You tell her to turn over. You smack her ass with your D. Then you put it in slowly while grabbing her shoulders. You press her down into the pillow with one hand and smack her ass with the other. You roll her back over and tell her how wet she is. Put both or one of her legs in the air and give her some good long strokes. Take her legs down then then get in close like you're in the plank postion and hold it there while she works it. Tell her 'you're going to make me c**'. Not that she can but it let's her know that you're feelin' everything she's brining. Pick up the pace. No more extra long strokes now...it's all about the bang bang bang. Grab the head board and tell her to take.this.dik.whose.mutha.f*****.possay.is.this.yes.mine.i.know.u.love.this.dik.yes.i.going.to.c** too.f***.i'm bout to cuuuummmmm!!!!! Yell something undistinguishable. Rest and do it again in the morning!
Most women can't even read that paragraph in 2 mintues....and I didn't even mention foreplay.
Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on June 19, 2012 at 6:05am Don't listen to him, he just doesn't get it!!! You want your husband to stay firm longer and continue thrusting, that is all. You're not looking for another man to do his job. #theend
Ignore Tone when he's salty lol
BallerMom said:
What do you mean by try "something" new? Are you implying I want "somebody" new?
Tone said:
I just get that you want to try something new and feel bad about it because you love your man and know it is wrong.
BallerMom said:Ok, let me clarify. I never really timed my husband, but however long it is, it isn't long enough. There are rare occasions when I have been able to c** before him when I was on top, but sex has always been a hit or miss with us. We will have sex for 3 days in a row and not again until a week later. Then, it's another week after that. He's always said he could last longer if we had more sex. I believed him, but now I'm starting to wonder. The only way to truly know if that's really his problem is to have more sex. I told him earlier that I wanted to try 7 days of sex like on TV. He said, "Sure, let's try it." He has no idea I'm actually testing his theory. I can't wait to give my good report **fingers crossed** next week.Tone - what about my story are u not buying? The only thing "new" i want is for sex to last longer. We have no problems with foreplay or me having orgasms, but I have fantasies like goldfinger described and I want it to become a reality. I understand that's a bit of a stretch (for now), but hopefully we can get close to it.
Tone said:
spice if you read my original response to baller mom I said sometimes it can happen like that. Any man that is ok with only lasting 2 min is a selfish lover and does not care about pleaseing his woman. My thing with baller mom is I don't buy her story and I think she just wants something new.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:sooo, shouldn't a tight,wet and clean p**** make you want to slow down, and ENJOY it?? instead of you rushing?? or some men don't know the pu$$y is to be enjoyed? SMH
Tone said:
dry loose and has an Oder of fish.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:ok and wat is bad p****?
Tone said:
Simple TIGHT,CLEAN,WET.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:What is good p****??? *taps fingers/toes and waits*
Tone said:
I never said it was normal I said good p**** can sometime make you c** in 2 min. But like most of my post you guys add stuff on to it
Baller Alert said:And you telling her being a two minute man is normal... wtf
Tone said:
you are telling her not to cheat but setting the fansty for her?
Baller Alert said:And bravo goldfinger.. if it was up to Tone that girl would be thinking she has great p**** and her husband c****** in two minutes is normal lol
Permalink Reply by BallerMom on June 19, 2012 at 9:06am Get him high--seriously! It works better than Vicodin and it will make your man slow down and focus on your pleasure...not to mention your sensations will be increased 10 fold and you will experience some of the best orgasms ever and so will he. You definitely deserve some of those nights that GF described BallerMom, I just had my own from 11pm till now and don't know what I'd do without sessions like that ;) Lol but seriously, toke up! Me and my baller are gonna smoke for his first time ever Friday and I doubt I'll resurface until Sunday afternoon LOL
Permalink Reply by BallerMom on June 19, 2012 at 9:17am Don't listen to him, he just doesn't get it!!! You want your husband to stay firm longer and continue thrusting, that is all. You're not looking for another man to do his job. #theend
Ignore Tone when he's salty lol
BallerMom said:What do you mean by try "something" new? Are you implying I want "somebody" new?
Tone said:
I just get that you want to try something new and feel bad about it because you love your man and know it is wrong.
BallerMom said:Ok, let me clarify. I never really timed my husband, but however long it is, it isn't long enough. There are rare occasions when I have been able to c** before him when I was on top, but sex has always been a hit or miss with us. We will have sex for 3 days in a row and not again until a week later. Then, it's another week after that. He's always said he could last longer if we had more sex. I believed him, but now I'm starting to wonder. The only way to truly know if that's really his problem is to have more sex. I told him earlier that I wanted to try 7 days of sex like on TV. He said, "Sure, let's try it." He has no idea I'm actually testing his theory. I can't wait to give my good report **fingers crossed** next week.Tone - what about my story are u not buying? The only thing "new" i want is for sex to last longer. We have no problems with foreplay or me having orgasms, but I have fantasies like goldfinger described and I want it to become a reality. I understand that's a bit of a stretch (for now), but hopefully we can get close to it.
Tone said:
spice if you read my original response to baller mom I said sometimes it can happen like that. Any man that is ok with only lasting 2 min is a selfish lover and does not care about pleaseing his woman. My thing with baller mom is I don't buy her story and I think she just wants something new.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:sooo, shouldn't a tight,wet and clean p**** make you want to slow down, and ENJOY it?? instead of you rushing?? or some men don't know the pu$$y is to be enjoyed? SMH
Tone said:
dry loose and has an Oder of fish.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:ok and wat is bad p****?
Tone said:
Simple TIGHT,CLEAN,WET.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:What is good p****??? *taps fingers/toes and waits*
Tone said:
I never said it was normal I said good p**** can sometime make you c** in 2 min. But like most of my post you guys add stuff on to it
Baller Alert said:And you telling her being a two minute man is normal... wtf
Tone said:
you are telling her not to cheat but setting the fansty for her?
Baller Alert said:And bravo goldfinger.. if it was up to Tone that girl would be thinking she has great p**** and her husband c****** in two minutes is normal lol
Permalink Reply by BlkButtafly on November 21, 2012 at 8:17am *BUMP* Just for this entire comment right here!
goldfinger said:
Wow....a man c****** in 2 minutes is not the norm. Even this 7 minutes is BS. On average...it takes a woman 12 - 14 mintues to have an orgasm through sex. Doing the math you can clearly see why most women have to get theirs first.
This past weekend, I thought about BallerAlert 'cause I had just finish putting the D on my wife, and I felt like I'd just had a great workout session....I was going to comment in Boss' post about dieting...but I digress.
15 minutes is the minimum you should place on your man for sex. That's a quickie in my book. There's too much to enjoy to c** before then. A woman's pu$$y needs the attention it deserves. You start slow. You tell her how it feels. You tell her how hard she makes your D, and how good her eyes look. You kiss her mouth. You kiss her nose. You kiss her chin. You kiss her neck. You kiss her ear...and moan. You place a hand behind her head and the other on her breast. You tell her to turn over. You smack her ass with your D. Then you put it in slowly while grabbing her shoulders. You press her down into the pillow with one hand and smack her ass with the other. You roll her back over and tell her how wet she is. Put both or one of her legs in the air and give her some good long strokes. Take her legs down then then get in close like you're in the plank postion and hold it there while she works it. Tell her 'you're going to make me c**'. Not that she can but it let's her know that you're feelin' everything she's brining. Pick up the pace. No more extra long strokes now...it's all about the bang bang bang. Grab the head board and tell her to take.this.dik.whose.mutha.f*****.possay.is.this.yes.mine.i.know.u.love.this.dik.yes.i.going.to.c** too.f***.i'm bout to cuuuummmmm!!!!! Yell something undistinguishable. Rest and do it again in the morning!
Most women can't even read that paragraph in 2 mintues....and I didn't even mention foreplay.
Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on November 21, 2012 at 10:38am DAMN IT! Clean up on aisle 69!!!!!! LMAO!
goldfinger said:
Wow....a man c****** in 2 minutes is not the norm. Even this 7 minutes is BS. On average...it takes a woman 12 - 14 mintues to have an orgasm through sex. Doing the math you can clearly see why most women have to get theirs first.
This past weekend, I thought about BallerAlert 'cause I had just finish putting the D on my wife, and I felt like I'd just had a great workout session....I was going to comment in Boss' post about dieting...but I digress.
15 minutes is the minimum you should place on your man for sex. That's a quickie in my book. There's too much to enjoy to c** before then. A woman's pu$$y needs the attention it deserves. You start slow. You tell her how it feels. You tell her how hard she makes your D, and how good her eyes look. You kiss her mouth. You kiss her nose. You kiss her chin. You kiss her neck. You kiss her ear...and moan. You place a hand behind her head and the other on her breast. You tell her to turn over. You smack her ass with your D. Then you put it in slowly while grabbing her shoulders. You press her down into the pillow with one hand and smack her ass with the other. You roll her back over and tell her how wet she is. Put both or one of her legs in the air and give her some good long strokes. Take her legs down then then get in close like you're in the plank postion and hold it there while she works it. Tell her 'you're going to make me c**'. Not that she can but it let's her know that you're feelin' everything she's brining. Pick up the pace. No more extra long strokes now...it's all about the bang bang bang. Grab the head board and tell her to take.this.dik.whose.mutha.f*****.possay.is.this.yes.mine.i.know.u.love.this.dik.yes.i.going.to.c** too.f***.i'm bout to cuuuummmmm!!!!! Yell something undistinguishable. Rest and do it again in the morning!
Most women can't even read that paragraph in 2 mintues....and I didn't even mention foreplay.
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