Today I landed a gig as a blogger on nerdstickers.net... My first post is up, and I wanted to share it with you ladies... 

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Ladies: Is Having “Hoodrat Sex” So Bad In General? (Written By @_TheWINNERIs)Is it simply sex with a hoodrat? 
Urban dictionary defines a hoodrat as “a person who partakes in scandalous activity in order to achieve a goal, or bad image. Some of the activities may be illegal.”* if you need the definition of sex, you shouldn’t be having it; hoodrat style or otherwise…

Hmmmm… Scandalous activity… Scandalous sexual activity… Well, depending on your status (mental,medical, relationship) any sex by or with you could be considered scandalous… Let’s go deeper (pun intended)
Remember ladies, all your man really needs is his hand and some  lotion to buss a nut… So when he asks for a lil bedroom adventure, by all means give it to him…


Lesson # 1 in Hoodrat Sex- Head!!!!!Men love it, we hate it. Unless of course we are receiving… And when we finally give in we act all mad!!! No bueno!!!!! Imagine your man on his knees: rolling his eyes at your kitty & licking it like it’s day old bread??? Not a pretty sight is it??? So why you do ya man like that? If you’re gonna suck the d***, suck it like you love it or dammit don’t do it at all… Honey I am a firm believer that you should enjoy (or at least act like it) giving head… The art of fellatio is extremely important & your ability to perform well is vital… Imagine it’s a Häagen Daz chocolate covered ice cream bar… Cherish every piece of it, moan as you think of the ooey gooey goodness that hides within… Gently nibble at the chocolate coating until there is nothing left but cream…- you should definitely swallow…


Lesson #2 in Hoodrat Sex – Taking It
And by taking it & I don’t mean laying on your back and accepting what he’s giving. Remember, hoodrats go get what they want!!!!! In this instance you want to have & give a good orgasm. If need be get yourself a book on Karma Sutra and work that thang on out… Whether he tells you or not sometimes your man wants to be dominated in the bedroom… “I need a project chick, a hoodrat chick, one that don’t give a f*** and say she took that dick” – Turk of the Hot Boys circa 98/99.
-the reverse cowgirl…


Lesson #3 in Hoodrat Sex – The DREADED threesome..
This is by far the most scandalous of them all…I have yet to experience this, but… Word on the curb in Atlanta is that a certain piglet hooked her rubberband man with this type of hoodrattish behavior… If you’re gonna do it have fun, and because you want to…-suggesting a man for this activity could get you Chris Browned…
For all of you classy chicks with your noses turned up, dont knock any of this till you’ve tried it… While you’re sitting there clutching your pearls, your man is somewhere knee deep in some hoodrat ass… Nope, I’m not saying your man doesn’t love your boughie ass, but what I am saying is that men understand what we women refuse to believe, and that’s this: “sex has absolutely nothing to do with love”. Your man clearly loves your frosty public persona, but trust he wants a “nasty bitch” in the bedroom…
*** Disclaimer***-Hoodrat sex is for a man that deserves it, not some tired shiftless “Negro” that runs up your electricity while you work all day. If he can’t help you accomplish your goals, leave him where he at. No sense having a wet ass & a dry purse…
 Check out this post: http://www.nerdstickers.net/2011/04/13/a-must-read-hoodrat-sex-101/

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GREAT READ!!!!!  You go, girl!!!!! 

 

I almost gagged at the 'ooey gooey goodness within in' line.....   LMAO

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