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I have witnessed two of the weirdest hustles recently!

#1
One evening after work I was approached while putting gas into my vehicle by a dude that spoke no English. This raggedy mofo was beggin for money to buy cafe (in Spanish)! I told him that I did not udberstand what he was saying (in English). He repeated himself again.. in Spainish! I removed the pump from my car and skeeeerd off on his a$$!

#2
(At the gas station AGAIN) Walking into the store I noticed an odd looking Hispanic woman, but paid her no mind. This woman had the nerve to stop and tell me she was giving readings!! I'm looking round for a lil' round table and some cards or shells... NOTHING. I told that lady "No thank you" and kept it moving! Walking back to my car, I wondered where were her "reading" materials? lol! I laughed once I thought about what she was doing. I've learned NEVER to knock someone's hustle, but cotdammit that shydt was just plain ole' HILARIOUS!

What are some of the weirdest hustle's that you have witnessed?

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Permalink Reply by University of Smitty on July 30, 2010 at 12:38pm

When I look out the door and see it's them, I just say "I'm not interested". One had the nerve to say "I didnt think so." Well WTF did you knock on my door for??? Whatever you do, dont let them in because they'll never leave.

One time my mother was doing her hair and she wanted me to keep her company but I fell asleep. I thought I heard her talking to somebody. She said it was the Witnesses and she talked to them through the door. They left pamplets and were going to come back the next day. She wanted me to give them back the pamplets and tell them she wasnt interested. So the next morning my mother, sister and I were in mom's bedroom when we hear them knock. Mom's like 'that's them, go give them the pamplets' by the time I get to the kitchen, i look towards the front door and my stepdad is letting them in. I was laughing so hard I couldnt breath. So mom and I hide out in the BR and my sister (who's 3 or 4 at the time) goes up front and tells them "my mommy and sister are hiding from yall". The lady is like ' that's ok. we're talking to this gentleman.'

About an hour has passed when my grandmom stops by. Now we cant hide anymore. So my mom gets the pamplets off the fridge and tells the ladies that she's not interested. Again they says it's ok because they're talking to him. My mom replies "Well...if he wants to hear that sh*t, TAKE HIM WITH YOU!!!" I cracked up LOL
D0vie said:

Man them mofo's caught me coming home one morning (form the night before) as I was pulling up in my driveway. I tried to wait for them to pass my crib before getting out of the car, but It DID NOT work! That bish had the nerve to walk in front of my whip and lean over into my door as I was getting out talking about come to a conference. I wanted to cuss that lady out for violating my personal space! LMAO SPICE said:
How can we forget Jehova's Witness? I havn't seen them in years and I saw them last wkend, caught the neighbor at the door shaving with the towel around his waist. I was peeking through the window and didn't answer when they rang the bell.

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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on July 30, 2010 at 3:35pm

lol

smittysBBQsauce said:

When I look out the door and see it's them, I just say "I'm not interested". One had the nerve to say "I didnt think so." Well WTF did you knock on my door for??? Whatever you do, dont let them in because they'll never leave.

One time my mother was doing her hair and she wanted me to keep her company but I fell asleep. I thought I heard her talking to somebody. She said it was the Witnesses and she talked to them through the door. They left pamplets and were going to come back the next day. She wanted me to give them back the pamplets and tell them she wasnt interested. So the next morning my mother, sister and I were in mom's bedroom when we hear them knock. Mom's like 'that's them, go give them the pamplets' by the time I get to the kitchen, i look towards the front door and my stepdad is letting them in. I was laughing so hard I couldnt breath. So mom and I hide out in the BR and my sister (who's 3 or 4 at the time) goes up front and tells them "my mommy and sister are hiding from yall". The lady is like ' that's ok. we're talking to this gentleman.'

About an hour has passed when my grandmom stops by. Now we cant hide anymore. So my mom gets the pamplets off the fridge and tells the ladies that she's not interested. Again they says it's ok because they're talking to him. My mom replies "Well...if he wants to hear that sh*t, TAKE HIM WITH YOU!!!" I cracked up LOL
D0vie said:
Man them mofo's caught me coming home one morning (form the night before) as I was pulling up in my driveway. I tried to wait for them to pass my crib before getting out of the car, but It DID NOT work! That bish had the nerve to walk in front of my whip and lean over into my door as I was getting out talking about come to a conference. I wanted to cuss that lady out for violating my personal space! LMAO SPICE said:
How can we forget Jehova's Witness? I havn't seen them in years and I saw them last wkend, caught the neighbor at the door shaving with the towel around his waist. I was peeking through the window and didn't answer when they rang the bell.

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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on August 1, 2010 at 7:37pm

Levi Johnston, now it's rumored he got a chick pregnant while split from Palin's daughter. He hustled that money from that mag. I read they got $100k for the story.