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Hey luvs i just have to tell yall about the fuckery I went thru earlier this week!! Hilarious fuckery might I add. So remember the guy I was telling you guys about that had me all caught up and s***, he seem so great! Yea he wasn't that great. Lol. To make a long story short he pretty much just stop f****** with me stop answering my phone calls, text messages and what not. so I decided delete his number because once you start dping that i move on i dont chase em i keeps it moving. So he hits me up on fb talking about "what happen to you?" I'm like "no what happen to you?" He's like you stop answering my text messages. He's a got a damn lie that nigga ain't texted me! Smh! I'm Like right. Then I'm like at the time I still did kinda miss him so im say I do kinda miss talking to you and hanging with you. He says "well do you wanna do?" I say "honestly idk" "he goes well I'm happy with someone right now.we can still be friends though" LOL! Yall I was like wow. I was like thats wassup. Left it at that! Every ounce I missed of him went out the window! This was back in April.
Fast forward to this month. A few weeks ago I'm Chillin with my boo and I get a random text from a number I don't know. To find out its this nigga. Now I'm not a b**** I decided to be friendly cordial be cool. I'm thinking friendly convos. He he hits me uo and he's like how r u? What are u up to? Small talk pretty much. And I ask him the same and he goes "I'm.bored i need to let off some energy" I'm thinking ok what the hell he telling me for. It's like 10 at night. Lol. My reply " better go run around the block" he replies "I can but I need other options" im thinking I know exactly where he's getting at. I respond "where's your girlfriend, im sure she can help.you with that" "he was like shes.not here I need a sub" this niggaaaaaa! Lol I was thru after that! Haha. I ended the convo! I'm like idk what the hell he think this is! Sooo.he text me agian on Monday. This dude starts asking me do I miss him.my reply no. NWs.like well I bet I can change your mind. My reply "I'm.sure you cant and I'm sure you can't" hes talking about its a challenge and I'm thinking I dodged a bullet this nigga is trifling ass hell. Lol. So this is where the s*** ges funny. I know I shouldn't have been entertaining this fool but I was laughing the whole entire time thinking "this nigga is pittiful and dehydrated". So hes like "you dont miss the sex?" And i reply "no I don't it was cool but I'm perfectly satisfied over here I'm.good! Hes like " I bet I can get you to change your mind in person" and im like "I'm sure your girlfriend wouldn't like that and I don't like to share" this fool says "I bet you i can make sharing worth it" I damn near hit the floor laughing so damn hard. "I say so are you asking me to be a side chick? Uh yea I dont do those" his reply "don't knock it until you try it" I Was DONE! I was like this nigga got the game all the way f***** up. Lol.you stopped f****** with me and then you wanna hit me.up on some b******* like that! Idk who to feel more sorry for him or his girlfriend! Like your man is that damm thirsty? Sheesh. And he really thought I was gonna averred to that s*** the sex was good but not that good. I do have morals. I was a lil offended too.
Brings me to this...have you guys been side chicks before? Ever got asked to be a side chick? And is this guys girlfriend bad in bed the reason why he's looking to other women or is he just that damn thirsty and trifling?! Lol
Fast forward to this month. A few weeks ago I'm Chillin with my boo and I get a random text from a number I don't know. To find out its this nigga. Now I'm not a b**** I decided to be friendly cordial be cool. I'm thinking friendly convos. He he hits me uo and he's like how r u? What are u up to? Small talk pretty much. And I ask him the same and he goes "I'm.bored i need to let off some energy" I'm thinking ok what the hell he telling me for. It's like 10 at night. Lol. My reply " better go run around the block" he replies "I can but I need other options" im thinking I know exactly where he's getting at. I respond "where's your girlfriend, im sure she can help.you with that" "he was like shes.not here I need a sub" this niggaaaaaa! Lol I was thru after that! Haha. I ended the convo! I'm like idk what the hell he think this is! Sooo.he text me agian on Monday. This dude starts asking me do I miss him.my reply no. NWs.like well I bet I can change your mind. My reply "I'm.sure you cant and I'm sure you can't" hes talking about its a challenge and I'm thinking I dodged a bullet this nigga is trifling ass hell. Lol. So this is where the s*** ges funny. I know I shouldn't have been entertaining this fool but I was laughing the whole entire time thinking "this nigga is pittiful and dehydrated". So hes like "you dont miss the sex?" And i reply "no I don't it was cool but I'm perfectly satisfied over here I'm.good! Hes like " I bet I can get you to change your mind in person" and im like "I'm sure your girlfriend wouldn't like that and I don't like to share" this fool says "I bet you i can make sharing worth it" I damn near hit the floor laughing so damn hard. "I say so are you asking me to be a side chick? Uh yea I dont do those" his reply "don't knock it until you try it" I Was DONE! I was like this nigga got the game all the way f***** up. Lol.you stopped f****** with me and then you wanna hit me.up on some b******* like that! Idk who to feel more sorry for him or his girlfriend! Like your man is that damm thirsty? Sheesh. And he really thought I was gonna averred to that s*** the sex was good but not that good. I do have morals. I was a lil offended too.
Brings me to this...have you guys been side chicks before? Ever got asked to be a side chick? And is this guys girlfriend bad in bed the reason why he's looking to other women or is he just that damn thirsty and trifling?! Lol
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Permalink Reply by Brii on -
Delete, delete, delete immediately his ass is corny and disrespectful.. I wasn't a side chick I was contracted LMAOOOO
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Permalink Reply by mese on -
lmao at least you were getting paid!!! Lol! And girl his s*** was never saved in my phone!! Lol! I gotta delete him from fb though i def saved the messages just in case his girl wanna get reckless!! Lol
Brii said:Delete, delete, delete immediately his ass is corny and disrespectful.. I wasn't a side chick I was contracted LMAOOOO
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Permalink Reply by mavsbabe41 on -
Aw, Mese. I hate it when guys do that and I know from experience. The fool I was once a sidechick to was lame as hell yet sex was fantastic! I had to let him go which help. From that point, I believe that if I am going to be a side chick, I am getting PAID to do so (sugarbaby to a married sugardaddy), lol. Let that dude go; delete his fb, blacklist his #, and all of the above. Glad you are with someone who is better than him. ;)
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Permalink Reply by mese on
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That's it I mean what can you offer me other than sex which I'm already getting from someone who is 10 times better than you in bed! Lol! Im like if your not offering me anything else other than sex i don't want it. Nope and really I'm too selfish for that especially if the sex is good i would be pissed if another woman was getting that same good d I was!! He's def not worth changing my mind for though not at all. lol. And this guy lame is an understatwment..the funny part his ass kept beating around the bush he wouldnt even come out and say he just wanted sex he would just hint at it. Smh lame. mavsbabe41 said:Aw, Mese. I hate it when guys do that and I know from experience. The fool I was once a sidechick to was lame as hell yet sex was fantastic! I had to let him go which help. From that point, I believe that if I am going to be a side chick, I am getting PAID to do so (sugarbaby to a married sugardaddy), lol. Let that dude go; delete his fb, blacklist his #, and all of the above. Glad you are with someone who is better than him. ;)
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Permalink Reply by Ms. BoiBye on -
I was a few side chicks. Never found out until I started get those blocked calls and why u with my man rants, LOL. But never willingly. Caught some charges behind one silly hoe who decided that she wanted to fight me instead of him.
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Permalink Reply by DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN on -
uh oh details on the fight plzzz lol
Ms. BoiBye said:I was a few side chicks. Never found out until I started get those blocked calls and why u with my man rants, LOL. But never willingly. Caught some charges behind one silly hoe who decided that she wanted to fight me instead of him.
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
u messy, hahaha
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:uh oh details on the fight plzzz lol
Ms. BoiBye said:I was a few side chicks. Never found out until I started get those blocked calls and why u with my man rants, LOL. But never willingly. Caught some charges behind one silly hoe who decided that she wanted to fight me instead of him.
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
*heads toward a the light* And I agree. Delete his azz and stop entertaining his foolishness. I was offered and respectfully declined. They were regular dudes with no ends to speak of.
Brii said:Delete, delete, delete immediately his ass is corny and disrespectful.. I wasn't a side chick I was contracted LMAOOOO
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Permalink Reply by Ms. BoiBye on
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That what I get for putting myself out there, LOL. He told me that she was crazy and not to worry about her. So one day I spent the night at his house. I came out my tires were flat and my front window was busted out. She wrote on my car in spray paint whore on one door and slut on the other. No damage to his ride at all. He got it fixed. I went over there later on during the week. She kept calling him and he wouldn't answer. So she shows up at 2 AM ringing the bell. I told him to make her go away. he went outside and we thought she left. In the morning we come out and this b**** jumps out the bushes on our a****, LOL. I punched her back in the bushes and got in the bushes with her to finish off her ass whooping. He finally separated us. I stayed over there a few weeks after and the police show up and locked my ass up. I was only 16 so my mom had to come and get me. He paid for my lawyer and then i finally stopped talking to him, LOL.
Ok don't judge me on this one, I was 17 and out of control. I was at a basketball game and a pregnant chick tells me I am screwing her bd. I told her to go head cuz I didn't know who he or she was. Mind you I am with all my homegirls, looking fresh so I never wanted to fight her. She told me his name and I started to laugh cuz I caught him f****** another chick and had stopped dealing with him. Her friends started to make it more and told her I was clowning her. This b**** spit on me. So I stood up and back hand slapped her. i then went into a rage and knocked her ass down the bleachers. She pressed charges on me and I got kicked out of all afterschool programs in our county. So after she had the baby I went whooped her ass good, this time in all black. They should not put your address on your court papers. IJS.
Got a few more, but I was of age then and still trying to get a few of those expunged, LOL. I am cool until someone disrespects me then I start seeing red and I come to in handcuffs. I went to court ordered anger management and my kid have definitely turned me into a lil b**** tho, LOL. Plus that orange gets old after awhile. DJ you just made me realize I had more game then than I do now. I wasn’t even smashing none of these dudes.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:
u messy, hahaha
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:uh oh details on the fight plzzz lol
Ms. BoiBye said:I was a few side chicks. Never found out until I started get those blocked calls and why u with my man rants, LOL. But never willingly. Caught some charges behind one silly hoe who decided that she wanted to fight me instead of him.
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Permalink Reply by SoLuscious on
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ur wild! lol
Ms. BoiBye said:That what I get for putting myself out there, LOL. He told me that she was crazy and not to worry about her. So one day I spent the night at his house. I came out my tires were flat and my front window was busted out. She wrote on my car in spray paint whore on one door and slut on the other. No damage to his ride at all. He got it fixed. I went over there later on during the week. She kept calling him and he wouldn't answer. So she shows up at 2 AM ringing the bell. I told him to make her go away. he went outside and we thought she left. In the morning we come out and this b**** jumps out the bushes on our a****, LOL. I punched her back in the bushes and got in the bushes with her to finish off her ass whooping. He finally separated us. I stayed over there a few weeks after and the police show up and locked my ass up. I was only 16 so my mom had to come and get me. He paid for my lawyer and then i finally stopped talking to him, LOL.
Ok don't judge me on this one, I was 17 and out of control. I was at a basketball game and a pregnant chick tells me I am screwing her bd. I told her to go head cuz I didn't know who he or she was. Mind you I am with all my homegirls, looking fresh so I never wanted to fight her. She told me his name and I started to laugh cuz I caught him f****** another chick and had stopped dealing with him. Her friends started to make it more and told her I was clowning her. This b**** spit on me. So I stood up and back hand slapped her. i then went into a rage and knocked her ass down the bleachers. She pressed charges on me and I got kicked out of all afterschool programs in our county. So after she had the baby I went whooped her ass good, this time in all black. They should not put your address on your court papers. IJS.
Got a few more, but I was of age then and still trying to get a few of those expunged, LOL. I am cool until someone disrespects me then I start seeing red and I come to in handcuffs. I went to court ordered anger management and my kid have definitely turned me into a lil b**** tho, LOL. Plus that orange gets old after awhile. DJ you just made me realize I had more game then than I do now. I wasn’t even smashing none of these dudes.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:
u messy, hahaha
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:uh oh details on the fight plzzz lol
Ms. BoiBye said:I was a few side chicks. Never found out until I started get those blocked calls and why u with my man rants, LOL. But never willingly. Caught some charges behind one silly hoe who decided that she wanted to fight me instead of him.
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Permalink Reply by BlkButtafly on -
LOL wowwwww...Your name definitely fits now ... smh messy females and guys
Girrrrrrl, @mese, I've been a side chick before and knew it. It was only about the sex. Not to mention I was friends with him not even two months after he got with the chick. It was like a "I'm in the running kind of thing." But that was like 8 years ago. I'd never go back to that kind of a situation again unless it was only a SD/SB thing possibly.
I can't lie though I would have entertained that b******* for a good laugh too! LOL just all kinds of messy...but yea cut his ass off now...if you know you won't slip up and drunk text him, maybe keep the number somewhere so you'll know who it is in case he pops up again *shrug*
Ms. BoiBye said:That what I get for putting myself out there, LOL. He told me that she was crazy and not to worry about her. So one day I spent the night at his house. I came out my tires were flat and my front window was busted out. She wrote on my car in spray paint whore on one door and slut on the other. No damage to his ride at all. He got it fixed. I went over there later on during the week. She kept calling him and he wouldn't answer. So she shows up at 2 AM ringing the bell. I told him to make her go away. he went outside and we thought she left. In the morning we come out and this b**** jumps out the bushes on our a****, LOL. I punched her back in the bushes and got in the bushes with her to finish off her ass whooping. He finally separated us. I stayed over there a few weeks after and the police show up and locked my ass up. I was only 16 so my mom had to come and get me. He paid for my lawyer and then i finally stopped talking to him, LOL.
Ok don't judge me on this one, I was 17 and out of control. I was at a basketball game and a pregnant chick tells me I am screwing her bd. I told her to go head cuz I didn't know who he or she was. Mind you I am with all my homegirls, looking fresh so I never wanted to fight her. She told me his name and I started to laugh cuz I caught him f****** another chick and had stopped dealing with him. Her friends started to make it more and told her I was clowning her. This b**** spit on me. So I stood up and back hand slapped her. i then went into a rage and knocked her ass down the bleachers. She pressed charges on me and I got kicked out of all afterschool programs in our county. So after she had the baby I went whooped her ass good, this time in all black. They should not put your address on your court papers. IJS.
Got a few more, but I was of age then and still trying to get a few of those expunged, LOL. I am cool until someone disrespects me then I start seeing red and I come to in handcuffs. I went to court ordered anger management and my kid have definitely turned me into a lil b**** tho, LOL. Plus that orange gets old after awhile. DJ you just made me realize I had more game then than I do now. I wasn’t even smashing none of these dudes.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:
u messy, hahaha
DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:uh oh details on the fight plzzz lol
Ms. BoiBye said:I was a few side chicks. Never found out until I started get those blocked calls and why u with my man rants, LOL. But never willingly. Caught some charges behind one silly hoe who decided that she wanted to fight me instead of him.
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