If you could build the perfect male.....ladies what would he contain

Hell I'm curious ladies...I know yall cant chase a baller forever. Hell you gotta like one of these m********** sooner or later right. So besides the monetary factor (which we all know is a must for yall) what would this guy contain? I'm talkin height/weight/intelligence/the way he walks/talks/jumps/hell do you need a fool that dont play video games or somethin lol..what is it?

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You won't win this argument with this group of women.

LuckyStrike351 said:

I call BS on the Respectful/Courteous..... You Americans girls are attracted to the a******* and men with crude childish antics.  These are the guys who I KNOW are tagging lots of black ass and its part and parcel as to why so many black women are single moms (like 80-90%).

LMAO 

BabyBallerCheeks said:

Damn! Yall want a guy that looks like those pics with all those qualities?! Yall b****** will have a better time finding aliens. LOL.

For someone who 'doesn't date blk women anymore' I wonder why he's even here. 

Love is a Losing Game said:

Girl SMH. No wonder he's so upset. LMAO

Brii said:

Yes ma'am and took all his ends 

Love is a Losing Game said:


Bitter much? Did your girl leave u for a man of the caliber you described below?
LuckyStrike351 said:

I call BS on the Respectful/Courteous..... You Americans girls are attracted to the a******* and men with crude childish antics.  These are the guys who I KNOW are tagging lots of black ass and its part and parcel as to why so many black women are single moms (like 80-90%).

smh

OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:

For someone who 'doesn't date blk women anymore' I wonder why he's even here. 
Love is a Losing Game said:

Girl SMH. No wonder he's so upset. LMAO
Brii said:

Yes ma'am and took all his ends 
Love is a Losing Game said:

Bitter much? Did your girl leave u for a man of the caliber you described below?
LuckyStrike351 said:

I call BS on the Respectful/Courteous..... You Americans girls are attracted to the a******* and men with crude childish antics.  These are the guys who I KNOW are tagging lots of black ass and its part and parcel as to why so many black women are single moms (like 80-90%).

I always wonder why the trolls stop by, too. I guess after they've jacked off in their lonely little worlds too many times they go looking for some female attention. Any attention is better than none at all for them.

OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:

For someone who 'doesn't date blk women anymore' I wonder why he's even here. 

Love is a Losing Game said:

Girl SMH. No wonder he's so upset. LMAO

Brii said:

Yes ma'am and took all his ends 

Love is a Losing Game said:


Bitter much? Did your girl leave u for a man of the caliber you described below?
LuckyStrike351 said:

I call BS on the Respectful/Courteous..... You Americans girls are attracted to the a******* and men with crude childish antics.  These are the guys who I KNOW are tagging lots of black ass and its part and parcel as to why so many black women are single moms (like 80-90%).

That smile took my breathe away,...wow

Honeycoated said:

physically:

AND

 

And alot of what the other ladies have put already

Okay,...ill play " Let's make a dream man",....but I'm crude, unlike the rest,...so here we go.

1 big penis - knows how to deep and strong,....I expect to be speaking in several different languages,...at the same damn time, when he is finished.

2 strong brick house body - at least 6" 3',....I need a man, NOT a boy

3 caring and loving, but thuggish when it counts

4 a man that knows how to tell me to " shut the he'll up" put me in my place when need be,...If not he will be my sex toy and door mat.

5 spiritually accomplished, I love to learn, hopefully we can learn from each other

6. Spontaneous and free spirited- case in point/ we are about to go to bed,..I'm exhausted, get upstairs, and my bags are packed,..find out we are headed to Paris out the blue,...stuff like that.

7. Love to eat- I am an excellent cook,...and like to watch may man grub,....ill eat later

8. Got some meat on his bones,....don't nobody want a bone but a dog,...and eventually he buries it in the back yard,

9 gentle- I bruise easy,...

10. He needs to be handsome,..attractive, very butch looking, ,....I'm the pretty one in this piece,..lol

11. And most of all, ....love every molecule in my body, cause Even then,..I will love him even more. Color and race don't matter,...ive dated just about every man on this planet anyways,.....no need for being prude now,........joking

A fat d*** that only works for me... The nerve to stand up to me when necessary... God fearing... Hard working... 
I love your list lol

darnell nelson said:

Okay,...ill play " Let's make a dream man",....but I'm crude, unlike the rest,...so here we go.

1 big penis - knows how to deep and strong,....I expect to be speaking in several different languages,...at the same damn time, when he is finished.

2 strong brick house body - at least 6" 3',....I need a man, NOT a boy

3 caring and loving, but thuggish when it counts

4 a man that knows how to tell me to " shut the he'll up" put me in my place when need be,...If not he will be my sex toy and door mat.

5 spiritually accomplished, I love to learn, hopefully we can learn from each other

6. Spontaneous and free spirited- case in point/ we are about to go to bed,..I'm exhausted, get upstairs, and my bags are packed,..find out we are headed to Paris out the blue,...stuff like that.

7. Love to eat- I am an excellent cook,...and like to watch may man grub,....ill eat later

8. Got some meat on his bones,....don't nobody want a bone but a dog,...and eventually he buries it in the back yard,

9 gentle- I bruise easy,...

10. He needs to be handsome,..attractive, very butch looking, ,....I'm the pretty one in this piece,..lol

11. And most of all, ....love every molecule in my body, cause Even then,..I will love him even more. Color and race don't matter,...ive dated just about every man on this planet anyways,.....no need for being prude now,........joking

BUMP

I love this list too!

darnell nelson said:

Okay,...ill play " Let's make a dream man",....but I'm crude, unlike the rest,...so here we go.

1 big penis - knows how to deep and strong,....I expect to be speaking in several different languages,...at the same damn time, when he is finished.

2 strong brick house body - at least 6" 3',....I need a man, NOT a boy

3 caring and loving, but thuggish when it counts

4 a man that knows how to tell me to " shut the he'll up" put me in my place when need be,...If not he will be my sex toy and door mat.

5 spiritually accomplished, I love to learn, hopefully we can learn from each other

6. Spontaneous and free spirited- case in point/ we are about to go to bed,..I'm exhausted, get upstairs, and my bags are packed,..find out we are headed to Paris out the blue,...stuff like that.

7. Love to eat- I am an excellent cook,...and like to watch may man grub,....ill eat later

8. Got some meat on his bones,....don't nobody want a bone but a dog,...and eventually he buries it in the back yard,

9 gentle- I bruise easy,...

10. He needs to be handsome,..attractive, very butch looking, ,....I'm the pretty one in this piece,..lol

11. And most of all, ....love every molecule in my body, cause Even then,..I will love him even more. Color and race don't matter,...ive dated just about every man on this planet anyways,.....no need for being prude now,........joking

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