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Inside the Mind of a "TONE"
I’m usually pretty good at deciphering & interpreting the minds of “hood niggas” and the oppressed, so I thought I’d take a trip inside the mind of our resident “He Man Black Woman Hater” TONE.
The items in blue are all discussions titles started by Tone, I just elaborated on what I thought he was thinking at the time he wrote them
Tone don’t get mad it’s all in good fun, I mean we take your s*** on a weekly basis
**Modern women think they are owed everything - I sure hope I have my young tender-roni trained, before she starts thinking on her own. I’m doomed if another man ever takes her to a real pizzeria and movie theater.
What makes a guy thisrty –I’m probably being thirsty by asking this question
Ladies when on dating sites like Pof what do you look for - I’m trying to figure out why I’m not getting any cyber p****
Women make too many assumaptions about a mans money - I’m cheap and/or broke as f*** and don’t want you finding out
Wack pick up lines that worked on you – Let me see if any of the s*** I’ve been saying to women is wack. But it doesn’t matter, I’ll gonna keep saying it anyways.
Kim k is a millionaire and she does s*** for her man – but I can’t get this broke young b**** to do nothing for me.
women that date bums to keep the attention on them – I’m starting to think this is why my girl is with me
Missmidwest I apologize for my childish antics towards you – but I’ll probably do this s*** again next week.
Women place Thier vaule on how much money they can get from a man – It’s not fair, p**** is selling at an all time high & niggas out here giving away d*** for free. How do these b****** do it??
Too many black women have the color purple view of black men- Ever since Ms. Sophia beat Hoppo’s ass, I haven’t liked their black a****!!
tricking vs taking a girl out What is the difference ? – Neither is working for me, so I come here and f*** with you b****** to pass the time.
What gives a hoe the right to be pleased sexually- So you’re telling me I have to pay you and f*** you till you c**! Ma, I can’t do both, not in one day.
Why is a man vaule based on how much pu**y he gets – If I get a lot of p****, no woman of substance wants my high mileage d***, if I don't get a lot then I don't feel "like a man". **sigh** Damned, if I do, damned if I don't.
I'm sorry ya'll I'm bored and he got on my nerves. So I had to stoop to his level of buffoonery :-)
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Permalink Reply by Dragon Slayer Puss on
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Lmao!!!! I loved your interpretations! They were SPOT on!
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Permalink Reply by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on -
Sheli just made my damn day! CTHU!
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on -
There you go mis-in-ter-preting s*** again., There is no hate up in this joint. All she did was give us the morsecode of your ramblings. You gotta admit she's dead on. lol
Tone said:The hate shows me how much you love me!!!
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Permalink Reply by Tone © on -
I don't hate black women that is the only thing that you guys say that gets to me.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:There you go mis-in-ter-preting s*** again., There is no hate up in this joint. All she did was give us the morsecode of your ramblings. You gotta admit she's dead on. lol
Tone said:The hate shows me how much you love me!!!
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Permalink Reply by Sheli on -
I don't hate you, I think you're slightly annoying and bitter and some of your views are moronic, but there's no hate. I love all of God's children, even the ones I don't like.
You remind me of my little cousin, some girl broke his heart at 18 and ever since then, he's had this disdain for any black woman who reminds him of her in any way. He's 24 now and still bitter as ever.
Tone said:I don't hate black women that is the only thing that you guys say that gets to me.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:There you go mis-in-ter-preting s*** again., There is no hate up in this joint. All she did was give us the morsecode of your ramblings. You gotta admit she's dead on. lol
Tone said:The hate shows me how much you love me!!!
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Permalink Reply by Tone © on
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I think the thread is funny. But i don't hate black women just want to make that clear
Sheli said:I don't hate you, I think you're slightly annoying and bitter and some of your views are moronic, but there's no hate. I love all of God's children, even the ones I don't like.
You remind me of my little cousin, some girl broke his heart at 18 and ever since then, he's had this disdain for any black woman who reminds him of her in any way. He's 24 now and still bitter as ever.
Tone said:I don't hate black women that is the only thing that you guys say that gets to me.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:There you go mis-in-ter-preting s*** again., There is no hate up in this joint. All she did was give us the morsecode of your ramblings. You gotta admit she's dead on. lol
Tone said:The hate shows me how much you love me!!!
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Permalink Reply by Christopher on -
LMAO!!! Smh dude mad insecure
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on
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LMAO, aaaaaaand that's a wrap
Sheli said:I don't hate you, I think you're slightly annoying and bitter and some of your views are moronic, but there's no hate. I love all of God's children, even the ones I don't like.
You remind me of my little cousin, some girl broke his heart at 18 and ever since then, he's had this disdain for any black woman who reminds him of her in any way. He's 24 now and still bitter as ever.
Tone said:I don't hate black women that is the only thing that you guys say that gets to me.
OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE said:There you go mis-in-ter-preting s*** again., There is no hate up in this joint. All she did was give us the morsecode of your ramblings. You gotta admit she's dead on. lol
Tone said:The hate shows me how much you love me!!!
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Permalink Reply by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on
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Tone, let me know what's your @Twitter & facebook. I'll follow you for a day while you try to 'teach' these women. Post it here so we can all follow you.
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