When did you meet jay-Z?
This was back when Reasonable Doubt came out. We met at a club. One of his friends was f*****' one of my friends, and he was like "What up. My name is Jay-Z."

Was he already famous? Were you attracted to him as a person, or more for the fame?
I definitely didn't find him attractive, but he was borderline famous so I figured I'd have a story to tell. He told me I looked like I had a "fuckable mouth," which i thought was probably the most disrespectful s*** I'd ever heard.

How long did you mess with him?
Like 3 months

Were you worried about him sleeping with other girls?
He had a ton of other b******. To tell you the truth, with his boring d***, I was glad he was giving it to them.

Boring?
Boring. The biggest d*** you'll ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun.

Too big to suck?
No, not all. That's why he f***** with me. And he screams like a b**** when he busts. It's horrible. He has a big, humungous d*** and has no idea what to do with it.

You didn't try and teach him?
It wouldn't have worked to teach him anything. He is just boring. Plus, I really didn't care. I was just mostly around for the cash. He might not be boring in bed to everyone, but me I just didn't dig him. He always wanted head first, then back-shots. Then he'd always try and stick it in the a******. I don't know what the f*** he thought he was doing with that big-ass d***.

Did you ever let him?
I wouldn't be talking to you now if I had. My insides would be in a bag.

What kind of things did he buy you?
Two fur coats. Diamond earrings. I got mostly cash, though. Cash all the time.

What's the most cash he ever gave you at one time?
$3,000. He told me to buy something nice for the next time I gave him some good head. I was like "Whatever". I used it to pay my bills.

Did you feel like a prostitute?
The money came way before the head came. Sometimes he'd give me money and I hadn't even done anything.

Was it like a booty-call thing? He'd call you at a certain time of night?
He would have his homeboy call me and come pick me up and bring me over to wherever he was. The studio, the club, wherever the f*** he was at.

Did you ever go to his house?
Yeah. He'd watch a movie, I'd clean his house, we'd take a shower, f*** and he'd go to sleep. I would take a can, I'd always leave.

Why didn't you spend the night?
I didn't wanna wake up next to him. He's ugly.

So what was in it for you? Bragging rights?
Yeah, I'm in the music business, so that's pretty much the reason I f***** Jay. Just to say I did.

Was there ever a situation where you had to deal with him on the business tip?
Mixing business with pleasure, no. That's too much b*******. But I think most rappers basically try to f*** b****** who are smart and try to keep them around so they can learn s***. I did it discreetly, though, so most people don't know.

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Yeah, this was told before...long long time ago.
lmao big like a 20oz....girl bye
This is like from Superhead's book or something....
this story was in ozone mag a few years ago...... they used to have confessions all time awhile back
WOW
well Bey said ..it's tooo wide... it's too big...it won't fit..BUT HE CAN BACK IT UP.....
I'm not sure Bey even know what to do with that thang
I can definetly see him not having any type of sex game for random broads
It's hilarious that it goes from "that was the most disrespectful s*** I ever heard" to " so I f***** with him for about 3 mos" I rolled off my f***** couch when I read that. The things b****** will do...
she got str8 to the point
FLABBERGASTED!...

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