Jumpoff Writing About Being Carmelo's Side B****? WTF



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I wasn't gonna come out that night for several reasons. For one I had just got my hair done and that ish was sooooo tight, but I sucked it up and went out anyway. I normally don't go to clubs by myself, but tonight I was going to support my homies Furious ENT...they do this sexy ass party at Opera night club on Thursdays. Well anyway I got there and I was by myself so I stuck by the homies side all night because I wasn't about to walk around all my lonsome looking crazy lol. I think there was a casting going on that night for this reality show but I wasn't in no mood to be auditioning for anything so I threw back a couple of sex on the beache's which is my favorite drink, and played the mood real close.

I was getting tired of following him so I told him that I was about to leave, but he insited that I come upstairs to where the real party was at...Mind you I was there alone but me being the fiesty VIRGO that I am I made party buddies quick. As I was dancing I saw him looking at me. I'm not gonna disclose his name for the sake of what I do with a certain person is not for the world to know WHO that person is but what was done lol. Well he kept eyeing me and at first I'm like what the f*** this lame ass nigga looking at? After looking at me for about 10 mins he asked me to walk over and talk to him. I did because I didn't want to be a b****. When I got over there he bent down and said, "Your name is Sheneka Adams right?" I was shocked as to how he knew that, considering the fact I didn't even know who he was, until he told me that he played basketball and insisted that I guess who he was.

Me being me I don't like to play games so I asked this chick who was standing around who this person was and when she told me, I almost spit my drink out. This guy is one of the top players in the NBA, well respected, and he knows my name. I was impressed then, but I wasn't going to give him the pleasure. So we danced and drank and took a few pictures and all around me I could feel the envious eyes and hatred stares of the women wising they was in my place at the moment. "You wanna go hang out at my room?" he asked...."It's to crazy in here."

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I swear it is truly the end of days.....Jumpoffs done lost they frickin' minds.  SMDH
Don' t these girls know they can be way more successful at what they do if they just stfu sometimes?
ehh who the f*** is she tryin' to kid!?! she knew who he was/is...boo b****!

i dont think women realize how easy it is to be f***** by a dude, pretty much any decent female can be f***** by damn near any type of dude(hell look at kat stacks funny lookin ass) so who gives a damn cause some "famous" dude f***** u for a while... that s*** dont mean ur special it just means u were attracitve enough for a man to put his penis in ur vagina which  isnt a high bar for us, sorry. 

PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ordinary G said:

i dont think women realize how easy it is to be f***** by a dude, pretty much any decent female can be f***** by damn near any type of dude(hell look at kat stacks funny lookin ass) so who gives a damn cause some "famous" dude f***** u for a while... that s*** dont mean ur special it just means u were attracitve enough for a man to put his penis in ur vagina which  isnt a high bar for us, sorry. 

Is there a way we can email this to folks!!

Ordinary G said:

i dont think women realize how easy it is to be f***** by a dude, pretty much any decent female can be f***** by damn near any type of dude(hell look at kat stacks funny lookin ass) so who gives a damn cause some "famous" dude f***** u for a while... that s*** dont mean ur special it just means u were attracitve enough for a man to put his penis in ur vagina which  isnt a high bar for us, sorry. 

the defense rest!!

Ordinary G said:

i dont think women realize how easy it is to be f***** by a dude, pretty much any decent female can be f***** by damn near any type of dude(hell look at kat stacks funny lookin ass) so who gives a damn cause some "famous" dude f***** u for a while... that s*** dont mean ur special it just means u were attracitve enough for a man to put his penis in ur vagina which  isnt a high bar for us, sorry. 

Let dem hoes know! What is she trying to prove? She needs more people...

Ordinary G said:

i dont think women realize how easy it is to be f***** by a dude, pretty much any decent female can be f***** by damn near any type of dude(hell look at kat stacks funny lookin ass) so who gives a damn cause some "famous" dude f***** u for a while... that s*** dont mean ur special it just means u were attracitve enough for a man to put his penis in ur vagina which  isnt a high bar for us, sorry. 

Yes these dumb young girls are messing it up for the quiet ones. STFU! Quit feeding your ego and learn how to play the game. Loose lips sink ships!!!

DJ - A.K.A - DON_JUAN said:
the defense rest!!

Ordinary G said:

i dont think women realize how easy it is to be f***** by a dude, pretty much any decent female can be f***** by damn near any type of dude(hell look at kat stacks funny lookin ass) so who gives a damn cause some "famous" dude f***** u for a while... that s*** dont mean ur special it just means u were attracitve enough for a man to put his penis in ur vagina which  isnt a high bar for us, sorry. 

Is this chick serious???

1. fiesty VIRGO?????

 

2. So you know the name of one of the top players in the NBA...but can't recognize him??? o_0

 

these simple bishes exhaust me....

 

 

She doesn't mention anything so why are we posting this? What am I missing?
Why these groupies can't keep the mouth shut? If you a groupie please know your place.

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