I'm sitting on the beach before I have to work with my ipod and book. I open my food to eat and I see this big ass bird coming my way getting closer and closer. I jumped up and my food went flying. About 50 birds came out of nowhere and killed my food in about 30 seconds...that shit scared me to death.

I ran so fast...lol

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LMAO the same thing happened to me at the park one time. My friend and I were so scared we just threw our food on the ground and ran back to the car. That was a few years ago and I still LOL every time I think about it.

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LMAO !!! That happened to me on a cruise ship . We were docked at the port of Miami and I wanted to eat my breakfast outside on the deck , I went to go get some orange juice and left my plate on the table ...... Chile a big ass bird swooped in and stole my danish right off my plate and I was mad as hell !!! I stomped over to get what was left of my food and got attacked and no doubt , people were cracking up laughing !!!!!

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Okay remember that movie The Birds?! Don't play with the birds!

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LMAO, thought it was hitchcock's birds or 'birds' in da club. hahaha

That big ass bird is the decoy. He knew from experience you would jump up therefore creating opportunity for his partners in crime to get at the goodies. ***I couldn't resist**** hahahahaha

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I thought this was something else. LOL. I was expecting to see some birds in the club. lol Now this is all I can think of Boss...This was you.lol

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OMG, I just fell on the floor crying with laughter. My stomach hurts!

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LMAO. Those beach birds are crazy

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WTF? That is such a random thing to happen! Hope you're okay Boss...

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Hilarious....yeah....I twitter laughed with you and at you on this one : )

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