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Letter from "The Bitch Who Will"

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Dear Miss,

I ain't never had a problem keeping my man happy, or yours either. You see, I'm the one your lover's sneaking out to see in the middle of the night, hell, sometimes even in the middle of the day. He can never get enough of this pussy, so wet and tight. I hate to toot my horn, but the ass is all that. I can tell by the way he swims in it. Often times he drowns, but that's the part that keeps him coming back. He wants to break me, make me wifey material, but I'm not made to be broken. I break pockets; I break hearts, and then along come the happy homes. 'Why,' you ask. Aside from the good sex, I do it because it's easy.

You sit at home nagging your man, slackin, being shy and timid. You don't do this, you won't do that. I know this because he tells me. Well let me introduce myself. I'm! That bitch that will. You've heard of me. I'm the one your mama warned you about. The best friend all in your business, the co-worker getting a little too friendly on the job, and I've seen you in action. You've done everything in your power to push that man away-blowing up his cell, accusing him of things he's never done, of being with people he's never met. Well congratulations! Funny thing is... he ACTUALLY loved you. And I say that in past tense because now I got him.

When he's hanging out with the boys, I got him. When he's pulling the late night shift, I got him. Shit, even when he's running to the store for a drink, you better believe I'm right there....enticing him. He was reluctant at first, but it didn't take long. I found out what you were doing and did the exact opposite. Thanks for the tips! He was putty in my hands. Now I don't know if it was the way I spread my ass cheeks in public places for him to penetrate my deepest desire, or the way that I dropped to my knees and took his nine inch dick to the back of my throat afterwards that did it, but whatever it was, it worked. Hmmmm...Maybe it was my lunch break special. That's the One where I would have him fuck me crazy while yelling out your name to catch a quick nut. Oh that's my favorite! But I don't wanna be you, as a matter of fact I scream out 'I'm not that bitch' in response to it so he remembers. Call me a freak, but the shit turns me on. Sort of like when I'm riding his face. Seeing my cum glistening across the lips that you kiss while he tongue fucks me, is a sight I wish you could see. Who knows, you might just come across the video. I still have the one where he's running his tongue up and down my little sensitive ass right before he fingers the hell out of it. I still can't believe he got four in. Ha ha, that was a good one.

But the point is, you may look at me as a nasty dirty two faced whore, but your man thinks differently. He respects me for giving him space. I don't hound him about where he's been. The truth be told, I don't care. As long as he delivers what I want how I want, we stay in good standings. If he's giving up dough for it, even better. But I've never considered myself a full fledged gold digger. I've never asked him for shit. As a matter of fact, I don't expect a damn thing from him, but he'll make sure my needs are taken care of before yours.

Why do you think that is Miss? Because I'm sexy? Maybe, because I don't question him, possibly. But if I had to choose, I'd have to say it's because I throw that inhibited bullshit out the window and work his ass out in that bedroom. Now for you, this message is too little too late, but you can help others. He's not the first. Did you think he'd be the last? I'm always on the prowl. Neglected men aren't hard to find. Now you have first hand experience to let them all know. Advise them to get on their job or a chick like me will gladly fill that part time position.


Your greatest threat,
The Bitch Who Will

http://4-theloveoffab.blogspot.com/

Tags: bitch, letter, who, will

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Hello Kitty....that is funny and true....

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LMAO

hello_kitty_whore said:
Well obviously dude boy she fucking (a.k.a my or your man) isnt checking for her right now casue she has time to write this shit up. BISH PLEASE!!!

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Damn. It's the bitch that will. Coming to a theatre near you soon.

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the thing that the bitch doesn't understand, though, is her wet p*ssy is just a place for him to dump his c*m--that doesn't make her special. it just makes her sad and pathetic. men don't think like that...yea he may have you thinkin' he wants to wife you, but you'll be playing this game until you get replace by the next batch of thirsty whores.

women like this make it harder for 'real' women.

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LMAO Yall keep me laughing.

lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com said:
Damn. It's the bitch that will. Coming to a theatre near you soon.

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I actually like this!

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If her King Midas coochie is really that good then I have a couple of dudes who WON'T leave me alone, so I need the 'Bitch That Will' to come and take them off my hands so I can stop being the "Bitch Who Has to Get Her Phone Number Changed or the Bitch whose friends won't ride to the club with her because they don't want to get stabbed or shot at by her crazy ass Exes." So this uninhibited, loose-booty heffa needs to hit me up!!!

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That's why I like you, honestly, you stay tryna to put a chick on, if women can't keep a man after readin the info you put up, the hoes just ain't payin attn: KUDOS to ya!

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HA! Preach girl!

Sheli said:
If her King Midas coochie is really that good then I have a couple of dudes who WON'T leave me alone, so I need the 'Bitch That Will' to come and take them off my hands so I can stop being the "Bitch Who Has to Get Her Phone Number Changed or the Bitch whose friends won't ride to the club with her because they don't want to get stabbed or shot at by her crazy ass Exes." So this uninhibited, loose-booty heffa needs to hit me up!!!

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