Letter from "The Bitch Who Will"
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Dear Miss,
I ain't never had a problem keeping my man happy, or yours either. You see, I'm the one your lover's sneaking out to see in the middle of the night, hell, sometimes even in the middle of the day. He can never get enough of this pussy, so wet and tight. I hate to toot my horn, but the ass is all that. I can tell by the way he swims in it. Often times he drowns, but that's the part that keeps him coming back. He wants to break me, make me wifey material, but I'm not made to be broken. I break pockets; I break hearts, and then along come the happy homes. 'Why,' you ask. Aside from the good sex, I do it because it's easy.
You sit at home nagging your man, slackin, being shy and timid. You don't do this, you won't do that. I know this because he tells me. Well let me introduce myself. I'm! That bitch that will. You've heard of me. I'm the one your mama warned you about. The best friend all in your business, the co-worker getting a little too friendly on the job, and I've seen you in action. You've done everything in your power to push that man away-blowing up his cell, accusing him of things he's never done, of being with people he's never met. Well congratulations! Funny thing is... he ACTUALLY loved you. And I say that in past tense because now I got him.
When he's hanging out with the boys, I got him. When he's pulling the late night shift, I got him. Shit, even when he's running to the store for a drink, you better believe I'm right there....enticing him. He was reluctant at first, but it didn't take long. I found out what you were doing and did the exact opposite. Thanks for the tips! He was putty in my hands. Now I don't know if it was the way I spread my ass cheeks in public places for him to penetrate my deepest desire, or the way that I dropped to my knees and took his nine inch dick to the back of my throat afterwards that did it, but whatever it was, it worked. Hmmmm...Maybe it was my lunch break special. That's the One where I would have him fuck me crazy while yelling out your name to catch a quick nut. Oh that's my favorite! But I don't wanna be you, as a matter of fact I scream out 'I'm not that bitch' in response to it so he remembers. Call me a freak, but the shit turns me on. Sort of like when I'm riding his face. Seeing my cum glistening across the lips that you kiss while he tongue fucks me, is a sight I wish you could see. Who knows, you might just come across the video. I still have the one where he's running his tongue up and down my little sensitive ass right before he fingers the hell out of it. I still can't believe he got four in. Ha ha, that was a good one.
But the point is, you may look at me as a nasty dirty two faced whore, but your man thinks differently. He respects me for giving him space. I don't hound him about where he's been. The truth be told, I don't care. As long as he delivers what I want how I want, we stay in good standings. If he's giving up dough for it, even better. But I've never considered myself a full fledged gold digger. I've never asked him for shit. As a matter of fact, I don't expect a damn thing from him, but he'll make sure my needs are taken care of before yours.
Why do you think that is Miss? Because I'm sexy? Maybe, because I don't question him, possibly. But if I had to choose, I'd have to say it's because I throw that inhibited bullshit out the window and work his ass out in that bedroom. Now for you, this message is too little too late, but you can help others. He's not the first. Did you think he'd be the last? I'm always on the prowl. Neglected men aren't hard to find. Now you have first hand experience to let them all know. Advise them to get on their job or a chick like me will gladly fill that part time position.
Your greatest threat,
The Bitch Who Will
http://4-theloveoffab.blogspot.com/
I ain't never had a problem keeping my man happy, or yours either. You see, I'm the one your lover's sneaking out to see in the middle of the night, hell, sometimes even in the middle of the day. He can never get enough of this pussy, so wet and tight. I hate to toot my horn, but the ass is all that. I can tell by the way he swims in it. Often times he drowns, but that's the part that keeps him coming back. He wants to break me, make me wifey material, but I'm not made to be broken. I break pockets; I break hearts, and then along come the happy homes. 'Why,' you ask. Aside from the good sex, I do it because it's easy.
You sit at home nagging your man, slackin, being shy and timid. You don't do this, you won't do that. I know this because he tells me. Well let me introduce myself. I'm! That bitch that will. You've heard of me. I'm the one your mama warned you about. The best friend all in your business, the co-worker getting a little too friendly on the job, and I've seen you in action. You've done everything in your power to push that man away-blowing up his cell, accusing him of things he's never done, of being with people he's never met. Well congratulations! Funny thing is... he ACTUALLY loved you. And I say that in past tense because now I got him.
When he's hanging out with the boys, I got him. When he's pulling the late night shift, I got him. Shit, even when he's running to the store for a drink, you better believe I'm right there....enticing him. He was reluctant at first, but it didn't take long. I found out what you were doing and did the exact opposite. Thanks for the tips! He was putty in my hands. Now I don't know if it was the way I spread my ass cheeks in public places for him to penetrate my deepest desire, or the way that I dropped to my knees and took his nine inch dick to the back of my throat afterwards that did it, but whatever it was, it worked. Hmmmm...Maybe it was my lunch break special. That's the One where I would have him fuck me crazy while yelling out your name to catch a quick nut. Oh that's my favorite! But I don't wanna be you, as a matter of fact I scream out 'I'm not that bitch' in response to it so he remembers. Call me a freak, but the shit turns me on. Sort of like when I'm riding his face. Seeing my cum glistening across the lips that you kiss while he tongue fucks me, is a sight I wish you could see. Who knows, you might just come across the video. I still have the one where he's running his tongue up and down my little sensitive ass right before he fingers the hell out of it. I still can't believe he got four in. Ha ha, that was a good one.
But the point is, you may look at me as a nasty dirty two faced whore, but your man thinks differently. He respects me for giving him space. I don't hound him about where he's been. The truth be told, I don't care. As long as he delivers what I want how I want, we stay in good standings. If he's giving up dough for it, even better. But I've never considered myself a full fledged gold digger. I've never asked him for shit. As a matter of fact, I don't expect a damn thing from him, but he'll make sure my needs are taken care of before yours.
Why do you think that is Miss? Because I'm sexy? Maybe, because I don't question him, possibly. But if I had to choose, I'd have to say it's because I throw that inhibited bullshit out the window and work his ass out in that bedroom. Now for you, this message is too little too late, but you can help others. He's not the first. Did you think he'd be the last? I'm always on the prowl. Neglected men aren't hard to find. Now you have first hand experience to let them all know. Advise them to get on their job or a chick like me will gladly fill that part time position.
Your greatest threat,
The Bitch Who Will
http://4-theloveoffab.blogspot.com/
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Permalink Reply by babydoll on -
GRIT-BALL, Siren!!!! GRIT-BALL!!!!
Siren said:I don't slap men I do the Al Green member...I burn NINJAS!
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Permalink Reply by she-who-rocks on -
this woman is also the one that turns around one day looks in the mirror and she is played. she gets old by herself, no family to love her an no man to sit on the porch swing with sharing stories of their youth and sippin whatever. she is also the woman that men love and leave because it gets old after a while she has nothing more than pussy to offer. once she ages or is so stretched out, there is nothing else.
She is also the one that doesn't have ish cause she never bothered to get anything on he rown, she relied on the men and when everything began to fail her the men walked away.
it is cute now, but it doesn't last forever. That you can take to the bank.
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Permalink Reply by Black_celebutante on -
Whatever
she needs to sit down and hope she doesnt run into the wrong women. lol
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Permalink Reply by Siren on -
I don't play girl!!! LOL
babydoll said:GRIT-BALL, Siren!!!! GRIT-BALL!!!!
Siren said:I don't slap men I do the Al Green member...I burn NINJAS!
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Permalink Reply by The real vixxen on -
I about fell out on the part" right before he fingers the hell out of it. I still can't believe he got four in" Wow Bitch 4 fingers in the ass ..You a champ..
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Permalink Reply by LMS on
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I think I know this BITCH! And right now she's trying to figure out why she can't be trusted by the ninja she has loved the most. Why dude played her ass for twenty years, saying he was gonna get a divorce, but ended up having a heart attack and died. Why she can't take care of herself and has nothing or very little to show for all her years of Being That BITCH!
Why the ninjas she sleeps or slept with have nothing to do with her ass. Denying you every chance they get! The same BITCH, who doesn't get it, that if he really wanted to be with you, he would be! Simple as that! He wouldn't have to sneak around or play games, cause you would be so WORTH it !
I know that BITCH and I laugh at her for thinking sex equals love. And I remind her that I'm the BITCH who will cut his balls off and choke yo ass with them if I catch the two of you! :)
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Permalink Reply by scmami on -
loving this...BA bitches are not to be fucked with...
LittleMiss S said:I think I know this BITCH! And right now she's trying to figure out why she can't be trusted by the ninja she has loved the most. Why dude played her ass for twenty years, saying he was gonna get a divorce, but ended up having a heart attack and died. Why she can't take care of herself and has nothing or very little to show for all her years of Being That BITCH!
Why the ninjas she sleeps or slept with have nothing to do with her ass. Denying you every chance they get! The same BITCH, who doesn't get it, that if he really wanted to be with you, he would be! Simple as that! He wouldn't have to sneak around or play games, cause you would be so WORTH it !
I know that BITCH and I laugh at her for thinking sex equals love. And I remind her that I'm the BITCH who will cut his balls off and choke yo ass with them if I catch the two of you! :)
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Permalink Reply by Tee on -
I know plenty of "the bitch who will" and I chuckle at their stories, cause sometimes men stray cause of the nagging, but let one them sleep with my mine they will both get bitched slapped.
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Permalink Reply by Cougar $pice on -
This letter is pure comedy. I was having a conversation with a friend the other day about this same thing.
She asked her friend where's 'mikey'. She said, oh! he went back to his wife, he can't make a 'commitment'.
I said, but he's a married man how can he make a commitment to her? It turns out they were having an affair for over 10 yrs and he promised her all this time to leave his wife.
She thought based on his version of things, she was better than the wife. I'm waiting for an update & I'll be back. LOL
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Permalink Reply by Roe on -
lol. this is effin hilarious. These bitches do exist. And if that's all she do than she's not doing much....lol
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