For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
Dear Evelyn- You are garbage. Congratulations, you got Chad to put a ring on it. Do you really think he’s going to marry you? I heard that his Grandma doesn’t like you. How many girls have Chad given rings to? I lost count Honey! Please don’t get your hope ups.By the way I think the sceen were you confronted Chad in this weeks episode was staged. But I still don’t think he’s being faithful to you. Did you see the way he reacted when you said you were going to follow him wherever he goes when football season starts. You told him you were going to move in and he was not happy boo boo. Give it up you are washed up. When Eric told Jen that she has one more good year left I think he was talking about you!
Dear Tami- I used to like you. I liked the way you always stand up for yourself. But after this season I have come to find out, that you yourself are also garbage. Punching Meeka in your face because you didn’t like what she was saying. That was a trashy move. Then threaten to leave basketball wives if she is suing you. We all know that is just your tactic to get Meeka to drop the lawsuit. And since Meeka is a dummy and a follower she just might play into your hand. But we both know whether Meeka stay or not you aren’t going anywhere. We know you need those checks boo boo. You aren’t fooling anyone. Your what 40??? Give it up act like a classy old bird please! You have children that are watching HAVE A SEAT!
Dear Jennifer- I used to like you as well. But after this season I think you are lost. I agree with Eric I believe you don’t know who you are. Tami said in an interview you are refusing to film with Royce. Why, because your Master Evelyn told you she retweeted stuff that people said. You always talk about her on twitter, so its tit for tat. You are messing with her money by refusing to film with her and then gets mad when she met with Eric. The b**** has to eat and by you refusing to film with her you are taking food out of her mouth. So when Eric comes along and offers to feed her don’t get mad. And by the way I know it was Shaunie or Evelyn who came up with the idea to refuse to film with her, your dumbass is just rolling with the flow like a bumtick. By the way I heard you’re the one that through the drink in Eric face first. I don’t agree that he retaliated but I still think that you deserved a drink in your face. The next drink that is thrown in your face will be from Royce’s replacement. You will be sorry about pushing her out. Her replacement I believe will bring fire to your fake ass.
Dear Suzie- You run your mouth so much its freaking ridiculous. You told Meeka she shouldn’t have told you anything about Tami in Italy. But it makes sense she would talk to you you’re the only one she had in Italy. And you threw her to the wolves. You are possibly one of the dumbest women on the show. Do you think Shaunie, Jennifer, and Evelyn are your friends. They don’t like you , don’t let them fool you. If Evelyn can flip on Jennifer in a second imagine what they would do to you. Go home and take care of your kids boo boo.
Dear Shaunie aka Madam Nostrils- We all know you’re the only one winning. I would love to know what your producer and cast check look like. I know your pockets must be stuffed (Yes b**** I’m hating LOL) Good for you I’m not going to knock your hustle, because I know that birds have to eat. But tell me this do you always have to throw the rocks then hide your hand. Although I think you are a loser. I have respect for you because you make your money and you have all the other birds kissing your ass. I’m sure it was your idea to refuse to film with Royce and you got those birds Evelyn and Jennifer to follow along. Anyways do your thing!
Dear Meeka- Why are you so desperate? B**** please go home to your hubby and stop embarrassing him. The basketball birds don’t want you in Miami. Leave, file your lawsuit against Tami and keep it moving!. All you need is the tape from Vh1 its obvious Tami didn’t feel threatened ,and she was just upset you were telling the truth. Don’t let them bully you into dropping the suit. She assaulted you make that big bird pay. The other birds will never respect you. Shaunie already spread the word to everyone that you begged to be there. Bow out gracefully before more bird s*** happens!
Dear Royce- I was rooting for you. Your cool, you tell it like it is and your real. But I don’t know if were going to see you next season. Since as Tami says, the popular girls are refusing to shoot with you. I’m sorry boo boo. Maybe you’re better off?? Look on the bright side at least you inspired that follower Jennifer to write a book. I wonder where she got that idea. Everyone knows you just came out with a book. Who knows hopefully your replacement is a second Tami that punches Jen, Evelyn and Shaunie in their face when they get out of line, wont that be great!
Questions- Who do you think raised Evelyn’s daughter Shaunice? She is way too respectable and humble to be raised with her bird of a mother Evelyn.
Conclusion: You Basketball Wives embarrass the hell out of me, I’m embarrassed to say that I watch the show and I’m embarrassed to be a black woman when I watch. However that still won’t stop me from watching you birds every Monday.
That is All
***hits the floor***recovers...reads "we know you need those checks boo boo"...***hits the floor again***