I was enjoying my b-day wkend and came across a few married fools who thought I was an unseasoned 20 something.

1. we're living together but not sleeping together (like I believe that crap)

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2. I just sleep over there to take my kids to school.

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3. We seperated, but if I divorce her she threatened to take the kids, house, and cars.
4. I'm just dating, but I only have time on the weekends or very early in the day..
5. I am not looking for anything serious, but I want you to be my "boo"!

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Happy Birthday Cougar $pice.

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Thank you KM. I had a great time, I just didn't let those fools spoil it.

Ms. Kaylamomma said:
Happy Birthday Cougar $pice.

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6. I'm moving out soon. I've been looking at places in "so and so", and "this-or-that"... which area do you like best?
7. If I move out I'll have to take the kids out of private school and they love that school blah blah blah...
8. She knows about you.

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Happy Birthday Spicey Boo !!!! Girl don't get me started on this one .........

We've live together but I haven't touched her for years .
I only married her for my children .
She dosen't understand my needs .
As soon as all the kids turn 18 I'm leaving ( Then the muthaf*cker dies ! ).
I filed for divorce but I am just waiting to find a way to tell my daughter .
I would let you meet my kids but even though we don't have a relationship , she is still the mother of my child .


I even had one give me the phone number to his house where he and his wife lived , luckily we had a mutual friend who told me about the wife and advised me never to call that number ..... smdh ! One asshole slept with me then his then fiance came beating on the door crying and his mama cursed him out while I was still in his house . When I asked him why he didn't tell me he said " Oh her ... don't worry about her , that's nothing ! " ...... Nothing huh ...... well they still got married the next day ! Lol .... ninjas and all their damn lies ......

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TY CP!!! LMAO, gurl & it was a dread too. Told him he had to pay and he almost swallowed his tongue. hahaha
He thought I was 27 (hehehe) and tried to pull this ish on me. I had a great time sending the fool a little further.

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We are just friends!! (To the wife about the mistress)

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1) She's let herself go (see her in person, she's got a size 2 waist with size 8 everything else and did I mention she's 48 and has popped out 4 kids)

2) She's not as smart as you, those degrees don't mean anything (she's got a Ph.D. and is very street smart, is playing him for everything he has and he doesn't know it because he's too busy chasing skirts)

3) No one has ever turned me on as much as you (really, you've been married more than once and have several children, someone did it for you)

I've been fortunate to have never been a man's mistress, but as soon as the words "I'm married" escape their lips, I'm gone. I don't care how you can "upgrade me" and "make me over" and "change my life". I'll have to rub my two nickels together and finish this degree and do those things for myself. Thanks.

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2 it's complicated; 3 i'm waiting for the right time;4 she take my kids,5 i'm waiting her to say she wants out. But my personal fave 4 "I'm not really married i'm just wearing this ring till we sign the papers..

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Happy B day Cougar!

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