DISCLAIMER: Feel free to point out the many names I use for the backside, there’s a quiz. Now let’s begin…



“I’m not talking ’bout Playboy, but silicone parts are made for toys.”—Sir Mix-A-Lot “Baby Got Back,” 1992



Yet, they are becoming really popular with humans. Nowadays, seeing someone with breast augmentation is like seeing a bird fly. Recently, another augmentation method has moved a little bit lower, in particular the gluteus maximums…or better known as the booty. Gluteal Augmentation or Gluteoplasty is on the rise among women who feel like they need junk in the trunk in order to feel attractive. Back in my day (wow, I’m becoming my mother), having a large derrière was something that was frowned upon like having big lips.



Personally, I’ve had a donkey since junior high school, maybe more like a mini donk, and I would try my best to cover it with large clothes. That was until Sir Mix-A lot had a hit song focused totally on round things. All women with back shed their baggy clothing to show their assets off. Of course, as time went on and the Latin Invasion exploded on the states you had the likes of Jennifer Lopez who were getting more attention for their culo than anything else. All of sudden, it was cool to have more than an average size butt. I feel the J-Lo’s and Shakira’s of the world didn’t make it cool, they just worked with what was given to them. But for those who wanted a rump shaker like theirs were beyond envious. It’s not like you could run and get one off the shelf from your local Loews hardware store (”let’s build something together, indeed). But where there’s demand, supply is created. But at what cost?



Now, don’t take this as me knocking the women who do juice their fanny, but why subject yourself to possible infections, scars and abscess for something that was made to sit on? And let’s not forget about this disaster that happened in March. Sure, as a 20-30 something year old it may get you a few things, a few music videos and a spread in ____________ Magazine, perhaps (please enter name in the blank space, thanks). But then what happens when you hit 40 and that thang-thang is dropping faster than the DOW? There are many other things women can do to enhance their badonkadonk without going to that extreme. Victoria’s Secret and Frederick’s of Hollywood make inserts that will help you get those temporary curves, for starters. Everyone can’t get butt injections and become a “star” because I believe that one day having real talent will come back in style. One day.



If the reason you want implants or injections is to find “Mr. Right,” be ready to deal with “Mr. Wrong” if he’s only concerned about what you sit on instead of that fist-sized thing that beats inside your chest. People may look at my pictures and say hey you’ve got dumps like a truck, so it’s not an option [Ed Note: We’d like to enter exhibit A, exhibit B, exhibit C and exhibit D as evidence, your honor]. This is true, but at the same time why add something to your body that can put you at risk, when there are alternatives? Embrace what you have, ladies, and be proud of it. There are plenty of people who will appreciate you for you. It may sound like an old cliché but those people are easy to recognize. If someone asks you if it’s “natural,” you can look them in the eye and say, “naturally mine.” Let Barbie keep her own silicone parts.



“While an original is always hard to find, it’s easy to recognize”—Anonymous

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Girls aren't gettin donks for men.....they are getting them to be "models" lol
Once he's done making you twirk and perk, it'll be on to the next...Seriously ladies we have to stop allowing men to have a feast for their eyes before they have made themselves worthy
Newsflash: women dont dress up for men. I've gotten a man washing my car with my hair tied up and some house shoes. women dress to show up other women. that is all back to the thread

Jamal Black said:
RoyaleT said:
Girls aren't gettin donks for men.....they are getting them to be "models" lol

Yup.... And to take it further, I don't believe that women dress up just to look good just for the sake of men.
*sigh*

Every time I see one of those things they look so ugly! You can always tell the fake ass, it just sits there all squared & s***. I personally don't have one, I have a Jessica Simpson-type body, but I know that by doing my butt exercises I can get to a healthy small sized Jessica Biel-type booty.

I don't think I could ever get plastic surgery like Botox or implants, when it goes wrong it is soooo scary!
except for me!!!! im not trying to impress these hoes! lol. i could care less. i dress for men. i have realized that i should stop spending so much money on clothes, shoes, and s***. men just wanna see me naked and f*** me anyways. plus, they need to upgrade me. so now i still dress up for men but at a fraction of the cost!!

with that being said, im not getting plastic surgery for a man. he better like me for me.

Moving In Silence said:
Newsflash: women dont dress up for men. I've gotten a man washing my car with my hair tied up and some house shoes. women dress to show up other women. that is all back to the thread

Jamal Black said:
RoyaleT said:
Girls aren't gettin donks for men.....they are getting them to be "models" lol

Yup.... And to take it further, I don't believe that women dress up just to look good just for the sake of men.
If I did anything to my ass I would tip the hell over. Its the perfect size for MY body. Just wait 5-10yrs when these fake a**** are dragging on the ground.
"Baby Got Back" just came on while reading this. No joke, kind of funny.

But I agree 110%. I really don't see the whole whoopla for having a big butt and going to extreme measures to get one. My butt is kind of big and to be honest it cause me lower back pains sitting on this bad boy. It's not fun and finding jeans to fit is not the business either. I'm not sure what they use for butt injections (I guess it's silicone idk), but I'm sure like breast implants it has an expiration date. And with it just sitting in your body it is bound to possibly poison your body. Be happy with the body you have right now. Some people just aren't suppose to have big butts or breasts.
IKR! You would think people would see all of the botched plastic surgery and stay away from them. One look at the Kat Woman would keep me away getting anything done to my body.

Kerri York said:
*sigh*

Every time I see one of those things they look so ugly! You can always tell the fake ass, it just sits there all squared & s***. I personally don't have one, I have a Jessica Simpson-type body, but I know that by doing my butt exercises I can get to a healthy small sized Jessica Biel-type booty.

I don't think I could ever get plastic surgery like Botox or implants, when it goes wrong it is soooo scary!

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