MAN LAW'S

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Permalink Reply by Siren on October 28, 2009 at 5:11pm

Man Law#1DON'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS!
Man Law#2 DON"T CARRY a "MURSE" (man purse)
Man Law#3 GROOM YOUR PUBES We should not have to dig through the jungle looking for the anaconda!
Man Law#4 DENTAL INSURANCE is a MUST
Man Law#5 STOP TURNING HOES INTO HOUSEWIVES
Man Law#6 MAN UP STOP WITH THE BITCHASSNESS it is worse than H1N1



I will be back with more

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Permalink Reply by Beautifulone on October 28, 2009 at 5:18pm

Man Law #7 -DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH MY HAIR (real, fake, extension, braids)!!! THAT IS A WOMENS JOB!!! - stay in your place as a MALE!!!
Man Law#8 - STOP TURNING HOES INTO HOUSEWIVES (THIS ONE IS SO GOOD IT HAD TO BE REPEATED)

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Permalink Reply by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on October 28, 2009 at 5:38pm

Man Law #1- CALL his friends HANDSOME
Man Law #2- Should not drink any drink fruitier than mine, MAN UP, drink something that'll put hair on ur chest!
Man Law #3- do not wear any articles of clothing tighet than mine

I'll contribute more as they come along in my mind

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Permalink Reply by Boss/MadamBA on October 28, 2009 at 6:03pm

Man Law - Don't call your friends handsome
Man Law - Don't wear an ascot with a polo shirt
Man Law - Parsacos are a no-no
Man Law - Take the sticker off your hats
Man Law - Don't complain like bitches

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Permalink Reply by SjoThePoet on October 28, 2009 at 6:44pm

Men Law's by The Women Coalition

1 Do Not Walk out of your Child(ren)'s Life/Lives

2 Do Not date Multipule Women when your in a relationship/marriage

3 Do Not Wear Tights aka Jeans

4 Do Not Tatoo Your Face; Neck &/or Hands

5 Do Not EAT The KAT if you DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!

6 Do Not assume a Woman wants you to approach her because Smiled at you

7 Do Not Sit to Pee(only unless ur making a No. 2)

8 DO NOT LEAVE THE TOLIET SEAT UP

9 Do Not BEAT ON WOMEN

10 Do Not get in the bed with sweaty Balls

-Sjo

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Permalink Reply by Cookie Pie on October 28, 2009 at 6:53pm

Manlaw # Don't call your mother to help when we get in an argument .
Manlaw # Don't stay in the mirror or bathroom longer than me .
Manlaw # Don't gossip on the phone like a little girl .
Manlaw # Don't dig in your ass then smell your hands ( You know that shit stank already )
Manlaw # Don't take care of other peoples children and don't take care of your own .
Manlaw # Don't ask your children for money because you are bum .
Manlaw # Don't ask your elderly mother or your woman for money to mow her lawn !
Manlaw # Don't steal out of your children or or your grandmothers piggy bank ...... I'm through , you know who you are !

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Permalink Reply by Goldie Fish on October 28, 2009 at 7:04pm

Man law #350 never stop sucking on my titties. I treasure it like ... everything.

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Permalink Reply by Goldie Fish on October 28, 2009 at 7:05pm

man law #678 stop lying.. you're not good at it. Especially since I can read ppl and I damn sure can blue clues like I'm getting paid.

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Permalink Reply by JustMe on October 28, 2009 at 9:26pm

Man Law - Stay in a MAN's place... anything feminine leave it for the females (skinny jeans, purses, fingerwaves & pastels - only exception for pastels is if you're in a wedding)

Man Law - take care of your children!!!!

Man Law - respect your mama!!!!

Man Law - do not pull out your penis unless you know what the fck to do with it!!!!

Man Law - SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Mizz Fed Up on October 28, 2009 at 10:44pm

Man law- stop asking women you sleep with if your the best they've ever had, chances are your not
Man law- stop thinking that real women look like these video chicks
Man law- NO BRAIDS FOR MEN OVER THE AGE OF 30!!!

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Permalink Reply by alluringeyes on October 28, 2009 at 11:44pm

Man Law - Stop assuming you can become a rapper or athlete. There are other professions out there!
Man Law - Stop living off of your girl, your mom, your grandmama. Get yo lazy ass up and do something for yourself.
Man Law - Stop saying dark skin women have no worth.
Man Law - If you date outside your race, don't get mad when I do.
Man Law - Pick up the phone once in a while.

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Permalink Reply by Madison on October 29, 2009 at 12:49am

I may not be formatting it right but yes, you are a loser if you have 4 kids by 4 women that you don't see nor support (not lil wayne real life)
don't brag that you don't do this , this and this you are a manwhore
who the fk cares that you don't drink you smoke tons of kush
why the fluck are you going to college on a scholarship for 4/5 years yet are too stoooopid to write your own papers and have no intention of graduating-if you were going to 'MAKE IT' to the nba and were #1 in your HS back then -please see Lebron, Dwight..it's not you
no I won't buy you XBox NBA whatever game
OK every child you had was 'not your fault' you were trapped by every girl because they 'wanted you to stay'

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